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<0> flash you incredibly dumb ****
<1> :D
<1> sorry
<2> now to go look at some titties
<1> again, it's just very, educational.
<2> yea if you need help
<3> that's just, odd
<1> No, i mean it is educational
<2> yea if you need help
<1> there are people out there doing **** like this.
<1> and it's funny as heck
<2> who need help
<4> what tims is it where you guys are ?
<2> obviously
<4> time*
<3> spasmFace, now



<0> 1236am
<1> i think BME is a cult now
<2> now frb, now was..... 5 seconds ago
<3> sinai, nope, it's always now here
<1> my friend told me his father's friend did a DRAGON SLICE
<3> over there, it might not be now
<2> wow that's deep frb
<1> where it kinda flaps like a protoceratops
<1> there are people out there like this!
<2> socrates, des cartes, and frb
<2> and larry flynt apparently
<5> DUDE!
<5> can he get it up?
<5> it's 11:39 Speedism
<5> spasmFace*
<3> Smurf, only one at a time
<5> lol
<2> that's sick
<6> How do I access parameters that are p***ed to the swf from the <object> tags
<5> http://www.literotica.com/comics/princess_3d/ NSFW hahahahaha holy **** this is ****ed up :|
<4> *wonders if he should click*
<4> *clicks*
<4> woo!
<2> i dont get why tha'ts ****ed up?
<1> ahahahaa
<1> hilarious
<5> dragon head ***!
<5> all i'm saying
<5> watch the trailer
<2> heh
<2> this is pale compared to what the japs do
<6> Anyone can point me in the right direction?
<6> if anyone had the same question as I... here is a usefull link!
<6> http://www.macromedia.com/cfusion/knowledgebase/index.cfm?id=tn_16417
<7> sup flash ninjas
<2> holler flash samurai
<7> any html ninja around?
<8> something that brings me great joy is writing a script that works first try, exactly the way you wanted ... love that, it just happened, so i'm rather PUMPED :P
<9> what did u write ?
<2> ninja onry?
<8> an ad banner randomizer and rotation system
<9> you evil man!
<8> http://www.darkhousemedia.com/clients/acid/ <- the ads on the right
<7> yout a ninja
<3> I'm an undead ninja pirate samurai
<2> heh
<8> rotates every 20 seconds
<8> there's only 6 though
<2> ah and its random too
<2> nice
<8> yeah
<2> cept when i hit reload, it shows the same ones T.T
<9> 50 easy bux lol
<8> it does? doesn't for me
<8> oh, same ads, but in random order... is that what you meant?
<7> once it showed a picture of naked chix also
<8> mjau: that's an easter egg i programmed in, thats' really what i'm PUMPED about
<8> however you only see the naked chix by typing "i like to lick the sausage" ... :|
<2> haha
<2> im so confused



<8> lol
<2> i wanna see naked chicx, but i like licking sausage....
<4> works fine FearX :D
<8> yeah, it's a ***ual orientation paradox
<8> thanks spasmFace
<5> http://www.literotica.com/comics/princess_3d/ buahahah
<5> damnit
<5> ctrl key is broken :|
<5> http://i.somethingawful.com/mjolnir/images/docevil~02-12-06_6.gif
<5> there we go
<5> keep forgetting to use the right side one
<7> Smurf, that first link is banned in thailand
<8> actually a greater accomplishment of mine today is getting out of doing the vacuuming and the cat litter box :D
<5> mjau-mjau really?!
<5> that's an accomplishment
<7> anyone know how i can get a TABLE in html to display at 100% height using the strict document declaration?
<4> table :O
<4> min-height ??
<8> uh oh, don't mention tables around spasmFace, his face will spasm
<8> :D
<2> mjau are you using topmargin/bottom margin?
<4> :D
<7> yup
<2> http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3425999330231409912
<2> KSFW
<7> actually, I remember what the issue is now
<7> its a SWF set at 100% in a table set at 100%
<4> using tables :D
<7> the table would resize fine without the SWF inside, eg. when resizing browser
<7> but with a SWF inside, the SWF doesn't resize
<7> if you wanna tell me how to get a SWF 100% browser width/height without using table, I'd be greatful
<4> http://www.lungshrimp.com
<4> look at that
<7> it has a scrollbar on the right side of screen
<7> which functions for about 1 pixel
<7> yea 1
<4> thats cause of the top and bottom text
<7> heh, well its major ****age
<7> no matter how small/large you scale browser
<7> it has a scrollbar which has no function whatsoever
<4> well i can get rid of it easily
<3> overflow: none;
<7> then i suggest you do
<4> abit crabby mjau-mjau, im not threatening your intelligence its just easy to do without a table
<7> yea
<7> no pun taken
<7> but to be honest, im not very experienced with html
<7> and since what i am looking for was not in your example, i'll keep on looking
<4> fine i'll fi the same thing with 1 line
<4> right now
<7> well, obviously you can set 100% SWF plainly
<7> but then you can minimize browser, and scrollbars nevert occurr
<4> http://www.lungshrimp.com/
<7> with my table layout, I have scrollbars appear at 700x550px
<4> happy now
<7> beautiful
<7> still doesn't solve my dilemma though
<7> since i forgot to metion that of above
<4> using css you can define style="overflow: hidden;" to clip the page
<4> so if you never want scrollbars to show
<7> i'll look into it thanks
<4> you would want to use css on the body
<8> spasmFace, i still see your scrollbar
<4> <style type="text/css">
<4> <!-- body { overflow: hidden; } --> </style>
<4> what brwoser fear?
<8> your code didn't work in ie6 :D
<8> it works in ff though
<8> but... uhhm... a lot of frickin people use ie D:
<4> works fine in ie7
<8> who the hell has ie7
<4> overflow is supported by IE4 and above
<4> and i just tested in 5.5 works
<7> might be caching


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