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<0> there is a girl in my office
<1> yeh
<0> that goes to the bathroom all the ****ing time. my office is right by the girls bathroom so I know
<1> overactive bladder?
<0> at least 5-8 times a day
<1> mmm i pee more than that
<0> once per hour?
<1> usually, depends
<1> if i'm drinking pop, or water yeh
<1> usually 2x/hr
<1> gotta stay hydrated on the internets
<0> what the hell. I pee at work maybe 3 times a week
<1> different people different bodies
<0> you're up all night again
<1> yeh
<0> maybe you should stop doing that
<1> got a problem? wanna fight about it?
<0> ya I do
<1> hehe
<1> eh, prolly
<0> I'd so kick your *** in a fight
<1> yeah... you would
<0> yeah I would
<1> i'm not denying it
<1> cause you would, really badly
<0> ya
<0> wait.. sarcasm?
<1> no
<1> you'd seriously kick my ***
<1> i can't fight
<1> i'm a) white, b) on IRC all the time, and c) lack much physical ability
<2> Smurf
<2> http://www.psk.net/nothing/lovemyway/
<2> :]
<2> hahaha
<1> ?
<0> I come from the land of the vikings, every day is a struggle to survive
<1> gunna go p*** out for a couple hours before Aly comes over
<1> lata
<0> I fight polar bearn on my way to work
<1> riiight
<0> right
<0> bears
<0> I beat them to death with baby seals
<3> ff *****
<3> i use bare hands
<3> to kill the tigers on my way to work
<0> you live in holland.. you fight tulips and windmills
<3> you live in norway you only fight owls
<3> and they dont even want to fight
<0> owl are ****ing vicious
<3> you just hit em
<3> XD
<0> if I'm fighting a polar bear and we see a owl gliding in for the kill, we both run for it
<1> waiting for my electric blanket to warm up :D
<1> i love my electric blanket
<0> jesus christ
<0> when I thought you couldn't get gayer
<1> dude
<1> electric blankets are the ****
<0> I sleep outside in the snow while fending off wolves in my sleep
<0> electric blanket..
<4> :D
<5> !find rules
<0> Welcome to #flash JudgeXRTI! No warez, no porn, and try to stay on topic. That should keep you covered!
<5> hey guys
<0> Type /msg morde-wrk for a full list of commands
<5> I have been charged with the awesome task of mastering flash
<0> by who?
<5> The boss.
<5> I have lots of programming experience (5 years professional work, hobbyist indy game dev, etc)
<0> Go back to your boss and tell him it's impossible, all the old masters have gone into exile
<6> What was the command again to load php variables into flash again? loadVariables() ?
<5> haha, can't say impossible here.
<5> I will just learn flash rudimentarily, and pretend like I've mastered it, and he will be none the wiser.
<0> actually
<5> However... the tutorials at flash kit's beginner section aren't really doing it for me...
<6> Ask your boss to give you a course
<0> there are 2 aspects of flash
<0> the gfx part and the code part.
<5> estaban: nobody around here knows flash
<0> they are of course closely linked yet seperate none the less
<6> Me neither
<6> At least very little
<0> code syntax is very similar to java
<5> java follows C model so I'm good to go there.
<6> Java is fun to play around with
<5> (I had a cl*** in college on flash... but that's been 5 years... I can't remember jack)
<6> heh
<0> I would start off with some easy flash UI guides and an easy concept guide
<0> understanding symbols
<0> movieclips
<5> You guys have a good site for that?
<0> see the topic.
<6> google it?
<5> well the sites I got from google were flashkit and ... somethin else
<5> and they were very disorganized and didn't really give a good starting point
<0> grasp the timeline and layers
<0> and the concept of tweening
<0> if you want to animate
<6> You can also buy a book (or e-book) and start off from that.
<0> yes
<6> That's what I usually do.
<5> Hmm... thanks :)
<6> Perhaps E-Bay sells some nice ones?
<6> Think of books like 'Flash for Dummies' or something; usually fine enough to start with.
<5> What I am thinking of developing, is a flash movie that loads a huge jpeg and shows it to the user zoomed to a certain extent...
<5> and allows the user to zoom, pan, etc
<6> Make a preloader
<6> With the warning: This movie can take up long to load if you are on dialup or other slow Internet connections.
<5> yeah...
<6> Nice idea btw
<5> can you make flash kinda dynamically load images?
<0> yes
<6> With a form perhaps
<6> And maybe you can make a upload function, that would be nice.
<5> like, the preloader would be the lowest quality version of the image... while they are looking at that, it goes right ahead and starts loading a higher quality version that it switches to when you zoom in more
<0> learn basics first
<6> Yea like a thumbnail idea.
<0> or it's gonna be a mess
<6> heh
<5> yeah, I plan to, I'm just throwing this at ya to see if it's feasible.
<6> Well, I got to go now; go home and work further there. See you later on :)
<5> thanks for the help guys
<6> Yea no problem JudgeXRTI
<6> See ya
<0> are you making something for the sole purpose of showing you have mastered flash?
<0> or is this zoom thing something your boss wants?
<5> well, it's one of many things i'll eventually need
<5> but I have this other program, that takes user inputs and generates an image, and then refreshes the page to show the new image
<5> like a GIS application, if you're familiar
<0> yes
<5> it is really slow because it has to refresh this whole page every couple minutes
<5> and I was thinking "flash is pretty crazy, maybe it can do this more smoothly"
<0> well it can
<0> anyways. I'm off work now, so good luck.
<5> thank you
<7> [15:08] <5> What I am thinking of developing, is a flash movie that loads a huge jpeg and shows it to the user zoomed to a certain extent... <--- flash 8 bitMap cl***?
<7> googlemaps has this really cool section where you can see taxis moving around!
<3> nah
<8> hi
<8> is there a freeware flash applet for a dynamic, fading slideshow?
<9> hey guys its me again :)
<9> (Ooooooh noooooo!) :)
<7> tOm_lev - search google for free flash components
<7> flashcomponents.net .org i think
<7> is there an opensource flash dev ide made yet?
<9> small problem ... hmm If I have params in a URL fashion using a <param name="movie" value="mydoc.swf?mycontrols=false"> and recieves it using _root.mycontrols why cant I type in the action script something like player._visible = _root.mycontrols;
<9> and using this switch something on and off player is well an objekt :) if I type _root.mycontrols = true; and place it before that line it works :)
<7> because _root controls isn't yet created
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