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<0> dude not cool
<0> had coffee in my mouth
<0> almost got all over my wacom
<1> haha
<0> i need to go tell that one
<2> tell what one
<0> that joke
<2> oh
<2> rofl
<0> to my m om
<2> hahaha
<0> mom*
<2> i should tell that to my fiance'
<2> but she more than likely wouldnn't hear me.
<2> :X
<0> why?
<2> because she listens about as well as a brick wall
<2> "hey hon lets go get a new turbo for my car"
<0> :/ not cool
<2> ...
<3> :D
<0> see
<0> what you do
<2> "did you hear me baby?" "Oh yeah i heard you say something redicously stupid, go set the table"
<0> get some KY, lube up and 'spoon', get it right by her bum bum hole and play the 'listen to me or get bum raped' game
<4> jesus, i must be very lucky
<2> rofl
<2> nah my girls good
<3> http://mathpwned.ytmnd.com/
<2> she bought the shell of my rx-7
<4> nevermind
<4> i guess there not known for their taste
<0> your fiance rocks
<2> woo! jesus is hardcore!
<0> if you even dare say "Jesus is f'in metal" i'll perma ban you
<3> man that song in that ytmnd
<3> haha
<2> rofl
<2> hahaha
<3> I don't get it
<3> what was that about jesus?
<5> hehe
<2> penny-arcade
<0> i mean, i love penny-arcade, but it's a ****ing web comic you don't need to _quote_ it or _act_ like the characters in it for the love of god
<5> find X, ... hehe
<2> hey SmurfMX
<2> you know that hole? the one you eat pie with?
<2> hehehe im hyper this morning my apologies
<4> is it a full moon today or something?
<2> i've been rather... excited as of late
<0> last night was a full moon here
<3> friday the 13th today!
<3> ooOOooOO
<0> O NOEZ
<0> AVIAN FLU!
<4> full of ****ing mentalists
<5> OOOOOOHH
<6> what's the kind of beard called where it's maybe 3 inches long and pointy pointing straight down, stuck together in a single spike?
<4> goaty?
<2> ah you push it?
<3> I'm arranging a poker game tonight
<3> a very fitting date
<6> not goatee
<5> strip poker?
<3> no. moneys.
<3> many moneys.
<4> morde-wrk: cash or tourny?
<3> cash
<3> texas holdem no limit, 2 tables
<4> seats/
<4> ?
<2> texas holdem, woo
<3> I'm so gonna win
<5> you already installed the cameras mord?
<5> :)
<3> haha
<3> actually...
<5> and a earplug
<3> I could set up my webcam
<3> and some sort of remote monitor
<4> play tourny if your good, much better returns
<3> set up a mirror system
<3> I'd be lol'ing all the way to the bank.
<3> allthough. banks are no laughing matter.
<4> or the hospital if your were playing with us
<3> serious business.
<4> just learn to play, much easier
<0> srsly morde-wrk?
<2> Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father did.
<3> oh I can play
<5> well, watch your fingers.
<3> I won't cheat.
<3> I always end up top 3
<4> well then
<3> bought me some new chipsets.
<0> i always get my *** kicked at any game cept taboo
<0> i kick so much *** at that game
<3> haha
<3> I even found this card game to set the mood
<3> http://web.superb.net/cardtric/tricks/easy/order.htm
<4> morde-wrk: are you hosting the game?
<0> bitch, i'm the drunken taboo master!
<5> morde-wrk you play with your little brothers and sisters do you?
<3> I mean card trick
<3> I don't have any younger siblings :(
<3> a card trick that revolves around the number 13. a perfect opener for my friday 13th poker meganight
<3> I love hosting events.
<0> ...me too
<3> but
<3> you live with your mom and dad
<0> eh, have some friends over, trip balls and smoke a bunch of weed, parents join in aswell ;)
<0> my parents were hippies :D
<3> your mom hot?
<0> she's 52 years old.. ok
<0> but Aly's mom is hot
<0> damn, i'd tap it
<3> madonna is older.. ok
<5> madonna != hot
<0> madonna = ... the ****?
<3> not hot pr se, but definately tappable
<0> Aly's mom is actually pretty hot
<5> show us a photo SmurfMX
<0> i have none :(
<3> he refuses. No point in discussing alys mom when you can't even bring about evidence that aly exists.
<5> right
<5> whos aly, your aligator pet?
<3> haha that's kinky
<3> "for the millionth time! NO TEETH!"
<5> hehe
<2> yeah who's aly
<3> his "gf"
<3> her last name is .jpg
<5> aly = sally-"x?x??";
<0> she exists man, blah
<5> in your dreams.
<7> heh
<0> ask supashad
<3> he tapped her?
<0> no
<5> he seen her?
<0> yes
<5> she's his mom.
<3> haha
<3> srsly, you guys met up irl?
<0> no
<5> i'm afraid of shady.
<3> well what then?
<4> whats the average age here?
<3> if you say webcam, I leave NOW.
<2> oh snatch
<2> it's nib
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