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<0> THought it was going to be spammer
<0> I only know 3 irc gals
<1> FatherHam: How many other women have you seen that said to in here?
<2> FatherHam, do you like ham? i like ham? wanna go talka bout ham?
<1> Point = moot
<3> VgSlag: I think I used to talk to lots of irc girls back in the 90s.... but I suppose there is always the possibility that I was just some fresh teen meat for an old fat homo.
<0> More than likely
<4> lol
<2> i know 3 women atleast from IRC
<2> wow more now that i think about it
<2> and 70 bots
<1> penii
<1> bots are male, of course
<3> Nah there used to be a lot more fems on efnet.



<2> Meg, Alana, vine, poet, stanger, ...
<0> Puncept
<2> ah yea
<2> i seen her arse
<2> how can i forget
<3> Im a girl
<3> tee hee
<0> Want some help!?
<1> lolz
<2> no i help arse
<3> stop msging me ppl!
<1> A/S/L??
<3> 16/f/ca
<5> 16/f/tx
<5> we're all 16 year old blonde girls
<2> silly canadian!
<1> /msg nick|work hi i want 2 meet u and i have candy11!!
<3> ominous: candy is for 6 yos. 16yos like meat
<1> FatherHam: I'm rusty on my pedo :x
<3> Nice to meet you rusty. I've never been to this site you refer to
<3> Hmm, "keywords" from the 90s are now called, "tags".
<6> hey all! can't someone help me please with my flash I can't seem to get it to work on teh web only off my HD, I'm trying to work with a progressing download.
<2> flash doesnt work on the web
<2> silly
<6> oh stop
<2> youre using the wrong tool
<2> see swish
<6> what are you saying?
<3> He is saying you are a moron
<3> Without actually saying it
<2> bahahaha
<6> yes, I am can someone help de morinize me
<1> no coining new words
<3> I can demormonize you.
<3> Demon be gone!!
<6> thank you... can I tell you waht I did? perhaps you can point out where I went wrong?
<0> var, go ahead
<2> well this is a hard issue..
<6> I"m importing an MPG into flash 8, made it progressive download with a built in interface. then I published it, it work s on my HD but not from my server
<6> I can give you teh link if you wish
<2> does this count against how many wishes i get?
<6> anyone? anyone? hello?
<7> hi
<7> send the link
<6> have i stumped the flash experts? is my moronism catchy?
<6> ok
<7> i believe tthat is what we are awaiting...
<6> oh
<1> varek: Might want to elaborate a bit more on how you embedded this movie into flash
<6> http://varek.com/flash/scaren.swf
<6> with the wizard in flash 8
<2> theres no wizad in flash
<1> are you embedding the video directly into flash (what is the filesize?)
<2> only eggs
<6> http://varek.com/flash/scaren.html
<2> uhh nothing got published in this swf



<2> not 1 thing
<6> well the swf is part of the flv file
<6> that 1 meg
<1> scaren.swf is 35k
<6> yes
<1> obviously the video isn't in it
<2> lil decompiler says empty
<1> you're linking to something on your own drive..
<6> it's not compressed with it no thats how flash made it
<6> yes but from where?
<1> I don't have flash8 so I don't know if it's different, but you need to import the video into flash and decide if you want it to play back via SWF or streaming via FLV
<6> I can compress teh contents it give me and dcc it to you if you wouldlike?
<1> then either embed it into it and play it via SWF or export the movie from the library as FLV (or use a better app to produce it) and then link to that FLV (obviously, uploading the FLV to the site also)
<6> let me dcc you rared file okay? perhaps that would shed some lite?
<1> learning flash is the answer, not getting people to do **** for you
<1> consult the documents and read about the 'netstream' cl***
<1> if you don't like AS, look at the mediaDisplay component
<6> see, I have tried, read teh instruction , did vids... this obviously is something that I'm trying to do carefully..
<2> look at some pr0n for 20min, then come back to it
<1> then you should read each tutorial letter, carefully
<6> but I"m missing something , so I ask poeple who hae experience
<2> then youll get it to work
<6> okay... I"ll give you the file and dare you to get it to work..
<1> if you have a specific question, fire away.. nobody tends to do work for anyone else in here
<2> unless youre a girlie
<1> unless yew have bewbs
<6> I'm not asking you to do work, you obvioously don't know becasue you don't have flash 8
<2> part and come back as sandra
<6> okay then why would an embeded work on my system and not on teh web
<1> because it can't access the media file
<6> where would I find the link fomr the SWF to the FLV?
<6> in flash interface?
<1> in reading about the netStream cl*** you'll find it, otherwise about the mediaDisplay component
<6> so you don't know... thank you
<8> unless you use flash 8, it has an FLVPlayBack component
<9> hey when you guys design for 1024x768 resolution, what size do you make your flash palette?
<1> varek: Quite simply, nobody likes helping someone that refuses to learn at every opportunity. I've told you what to do and you want someone to do it for you. Now, nobody here will help you.
<6> yes, but it's not playing it?
<8> flash video is dead simple
<6> if I didn't read the instrutions I wouldn't be able to ask you this question..
<1> What question?
<6> so what did i do wrong?
<6> why doesn't teh flash play on the server as it does on my HD
<10> "it's the question that drives us, Neo"
<6> heh
<1> Answer to varek's question, again: It cannot access the media file or you improperly created it.
<1> If you have another question, fire away.
<8> well, flash on a hard drive has evil resrtirctions to prevent people from shooting themselves in the foot
<6> so I ask again: so where in flash can I find where to change the access?
<11> Is there a way in Actionscript to determine the current pages url?
<1> varek: It's not an access problem, it's a "flash can't find your friggin video" problem
<1> upload the video so flash can use it and put it where you told the .SWF it could find it
<6> so where can I change it to find it since it's there?
<1> you told the .SWF where to find it. If you didn't, you didn't read any tutorials and the other answer I already provided you is then true, that you improperly made it.
<6> the SWF it trying to find teh FLV, where in the parameters can i tell teh SWF to find the flv?
<1> Make it easy on yourself and read how to export FLV, and how to use the mediaDisplay component. Both of which are simple.
<6> but it works on my ssytem so it works fine
<6> the flv is already made and published
<1> What are you using to display the FLV
<6> works locally
<1> mediaDisplay, a video object, or are you just drag/dropping the video on a timeline
<6> the SWF, that what the flash maeks
<6> drag and drop but teh wizard takes over
<1> well open the document and find out what flash put on the timeline to display the video
<1> if it did it right then it either put code or a component on the timeline to 'play the FLV for you'
<6> video I belive
<1> if you click on it, what does it say in the property panel.. that it's a component or a video object?
<9> hey when you guys design a site for 1024x768 resolution, what size so you make your flash palette?
<1> in your library did it litter it with a component
<6> it says FLV playback there


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