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<0> yep that worked, thanks :>
<0> I just realized maybe it didnt work because it was in scene 2? should it have been ("Scene 2", "begin_movie") ?
<1> ugh
<1> don't use scenes
<1> ever
<1> not even if your life depended on it
<1> which i ***ure you it never will
<1> so don't use them
<1> EVAR!!!
<0> lol ok
<0> Ill know for next time
<1> seriously, scenes cause more problems than anything in flash
<0> I only used them for a loader tutorial
<1> that's no excuse!
<1> hehe
<1> never let it happen again



<1> else you be smited by God
<1> it's a smiting offense
<1> the 11th commandment
<1> "thou shalt not use scenes, for they **** verily"
<1> ^^
<0> lol I guess Jesus doesn't deem us worthy for Flash 9 yet
<2> jesus is testing flash 11 beta
<3> I'd swallow for Jesus
<0> hehe
<3> ever see that t-shirt
<1> you know they're going straight to hell
<3> lolol
<0> you'd have no choice. Theres no dodging the holy spunk
<4> !find Match.Ceil
<4> !find Math.ceil
<1> damn i'm addicted to this song >_<
<1> and it just makes me want to play KH2 even more than i did before >_<
<4> MerZikain: do some math for me real quick
<1> kiss my *** for me real quick
<1> --;
<4> I have a loading bar, its 150px wide, and I need to bar to reach _width = 150; when 100% is loaded
<1> oh ffs
<2> lolz
<1> do you know how to make a percent?
<4> lol
<4> nevermind
<1> take your bytes loaded divided by your bites total and multiply it by 100
<4> yea
<1> bytes too
<4> so, multiply 150
<2> bites!
<1> no
<1> geez
<2> lolz
<4> yea
<2> ono
<2> i will paste it to you in msg
<3> life moves to slowly to hold you down!
<4> it was 150 smuck
<4> SCHMUCK
<3> i think i'm going to buy a OLP b***
<3> nice and cheap
<1> just name the bar somethin like loadBar and then set loadBar._width=loadBar._width*(loaded/total);
<4> I DID IT
<4> ****a free
<1> OLP?
<1> Our Lady Peace?
<4> here's my l33t code if anyone wants to learn from me, since I so l33t
<4> http://pastebin.sekati.com/?id=Anonymous@1d9ad-b62f2585-t
<3> Officially Licnesed Product
<4> lol
<3> a brand of guitar
<4> jk
<3> Ernie Ball
<0> ugh now Im doing something else wrong
<4> I should be even more 3r33t and setInterval like MerZikain said
<1> if you do it the way i said you won't need to put in the size of your bar everytime you reuse the code
<2> ono check
<2> i didn;t bother editing everything
<2> but use that method instead



<1> loaded=10; total=100; loaded/total = 0.1, your bar is like 150 so 150 * 0.1 gets you 1.5 which *gasp* is 10% of 150 and look, i can change the width to 5000 if i want and it scales exactly
<1> this one is weak in the force
<1> ;)
<1> the force avoids him like the plague
<3> the force is strong in me
<1> which reminds me
<3> ****ing OLP 4 string b***.. 259 Canadian
<3> so good
<1> next time you want to give a friend ****, when you're all hanging out with a group of friends say "yeah, so and so jerks off so much that everytime he sticks his hand in his pocket his **** starts dodging"
<5> Don't forget to specify that they should be floating point numbers if it's not implicit.
<1> it's 4:20
<1> if i was a weed smoker i'd make some lame *** joke about it
<1> ****
<2> you clock is an hour late
<2> set it right plz
<1> now i look like a weed smoker because i made a lame *** joke about only weed smokers making lame *** jokes about 4:20
<1> my cock is right on time
<1> wait, nevermind
<2> riiiight on time... riiiight on time.. right right riiight on time
<2> cl***ic
<5> I missed 4:20.
<5> It's 5:20 here.
<2> same
<2> :/
<4> MerZikain: http://www.jamieherzlingerinteriors.com/dev
<4> unf
<4> unf my loadbar
<4> now
<4> UNF IT
<1> s/unf/****
<1> ;)
<2> unfunfunfunfunfnfuf
<1> you think that chick would let me put it in her pooper?
<2> dood what if that's his mum
<4> hah, she comes into our office quite often
<4> she's not that good lookin in person
<1> is she fat?
<2> so you're saying jpg compression is kinda like beer goggles?
<1> al_x: what, does he think his mother is a virgin?
<1> XD
<1> all i'm sayin is that if she's not fat she'll look fine from behind
<2> maybe she's a pooper-virgin
<2> :/
<1> every girl takes it in the pooper at least once in their life
<2> aye
<2> but you were going straight for the pooper
<2> no hello
<4> al_x: LOL
<2> no roses
<2> just straight to the pooper
<1> he said she's a bitch
<4> *** Logged <2> so you're saying jpg compression is kinda like beer goggles?
<2> -.-
<2> 0.0
<2> i wish my quote script would run with this ircn
<2> but nope
<4> what os you on
<2> xp
<4> wtf is ircn
<4> how does your quote script work?
<2> it's mirc bitchslapped around
<4> oh
<2> www.ircn.org
<4> I helped miss pai with some stuff on peace and protection
<1> {0,0} ~ o rly?
<1> ok, i want one billboard to say "o rly?" and another one across the road to say "ya rly"
<2> hah
<1> go for it
<2> jk ;)
<1> i just want to do it so everytime i drive down the interstate i see it and laugh
<2> there are a bunch here for bell that look like real ads
<1> i don't give a **** if anyone else does


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