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<0> nothing big in memory
<1> :/ idk
<0> it seems to be doing it with any prog that loads lots of bots/connections :S
<0> maybe it's coz i put invision back in but meh
<0> brb
<2> A mortician was working late one night. He examined the body of Mr. Schwartz, about to be cremated, and made a startling discovery. Schwartz had the largest private part he had ever seen!
<2> "I'm sorry Mr. Schwartz," the mortician commented, "I can't allow you to be cremated with such an impressive private part. It must be saved for posterity."
<2> So, he removed it, stuffed it into his briefcase, and took it home "I have something to show you won't believe," he said to his wife, opening his briefcase.
<2> "My God!" the wife exclaimed, "Schwartz is dead!"
<1> so then the mortician had a surgery to switch mr. Schwartz's penis with his own?
<3> Split Detected (ircd.choopa.net & irc.choopa.net) (NWNK-iRC)
<4> (Netsplit Detector) Netsplit between ircd.choopa.net and irc.choopa.net - Invincible
<5> Connection: (SiS 900-Based PCI Fast Ethernet Adapter - Packet Scheduler Miniport @ 100.0 Mbps (Rec: 2428.08MB Sent: 1637.75MB))
<5> Bandwidth: (Current Downstream: 1.82kb/s Current Upstream: 87.47kb/s)
<5> hehe
<5> ill be done soon :D



<2> Thanks -=[ XPW-12 ]=- for the +o and giving witchdoc some Viagra 230 Gm.
<2> Thanks -=[ XPW-01 ]=- for the +o and giving witchdoc some Fioricet
<0> Bandwidth Currently:6.6 Kbs I-n-v-i-s-i-o-n
<0> ha
<0> speed
<3> thats alot :P
<6> ENSLAVER, I guess your script has a bug.
<6> Unless you're downloading with 2KB/sec
<5> you wanna see a bug ?
<6> Kb = kilobit ; KB = kilobyte
<0> ah
<0> it may well have
<3> Bandwidth: (Current Downstream: 1.35kb/s Current Upstream: 0kb/s)
<0> i will fix it
<3> (HeaDSHoT)
<3> its not a bug
<5> Hard Disks: (Total/Free: .93/.66GB Total/Free space on: C: .06/.45GB D: .86/.78GB E: /.44GB)
<5> 228/35.44GB
<3> ur connected to irc and that is bandwhith to
<5> thats a bug
<3> Hard Disks: (Total/Free: .26/22.22GB Total/Free space on: C: .95/0.28GB D: .06/1.22GB E: .53/.68GB F: .86/8.14GB G: .56/5.98GB H: .31/2.92GB)
<3> :P
<2> Bandwidth: (Current Downstream: 625kb/s Current Upstream: 100kb/s)
<5> oh i see
<5> fine then :D
<7> USPO
<6> b = bit, B = byte
<5> Memory Usage: (Usage: 596/1024MB (58.20%)) (|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||---------------------)
<5> Operating System: (WinXP Professional 5.1 Service Pack 2 (Build #2600)) Uptime: (d 16h 17m 21s) Record Uptime: (d 16h 17m 21s set on Wed Jan 25 12:24:28 2006)
<3> Bandwidth: (Current Downstream: 1377.64kb/s Current Upstream: 27.9kb/s)
<3> that a good bandwhith :P
<5> Bandwidth: (Current Downstream: 1240.82kb/s Current Upstream: 87.47kb/s)
<8> whats that script called? i wanna have it
<5> hehe
<5> Client Version: (mIRC v6.16) MOO Version: (.0.4 build 1) Script Version: (SystemInfo by C}{$ Version 1.5-r4 Addons: None detected)
<3> hold on will start my server
<5> CPU Info: ( CPU - AMD Athlon XP 2400+ (T-Bred), 1.99 GHz, L1: 64KB L2: 256KB (19% Load))
<3> Bandwidth: (Current Downstream: 1767.14kb/s Current Upstream: 58.58kb/s)
<3> Bandwidth: (Current Downstream: 2458.89kb/s Current Upstream: 58.33kb/s)
<3> beat that :P
<6> are we talking kilobits
<3> 2.4mb a sec
<6> Cause I can beat 2458Kb/sec
<3> :O
<3> show me
<6> ALas, not 2458KB/sec
<5> Bandwidth: (Current Downstream: 10240.82kb/s Current Upstream: 87.47kb/s)
<5> oh ****
<3> kilobyte
<6> moment
<3> where talking about
<5> beat that :D
<7> :O
<0> wtf lol
<3> Bandwidth: (Current Downstream: 2181.06kb/s Current Upstream: 58.88kb/s)
<7> u crazy bastards!
<3> beat that :P
<5> i hate downloading this fast
<5> [12:26:40] <+HeaDSHoT> Bandwidth: (Current Downstream: 10240.82kb/s Current Upstream: 87.47kb/s)
<3> damn
<5> i stoped it now :D



<3> 10mb a sec ?
<7> =o
<5> hehe
<7> impossible ;\
<3> no
<5> not really
<3> 100mbit line
<3> or gbit network :P
<5> Bandwidth: (Current Downstream: 1.47kb/s Current Upstream: 82.14kb/s)
<5> hehe
<5> there we go
<3> haha
<6> I have to find something to download first
<5> [12:27:16] <+HeaDSHoT> i hate downloading this fast
<5> it freezes everythign :D
<6> lol
<6> faster hard drive, matee
<3> haha
<8> OS: (WinXP Professional 5.1 Service Pack 2 (Build #2600)) OSInstall: (XP was installed 11wks 4days 1hr 55mins ago) Up: (h 53m 38s) Mem: (Usage: 436/1536MB (28.39%))
<8> HD: (Total/Free: .78/.99GB) BW: (.83) Conn: (VIA PCI 10/100Mb Fast Ethernet Adapter - Packet Scheduler Miniport @ 100.0 Mbps (Rec: 736.85MB Sent: 14.00MB))
<8> Temp: (Deactivated by user)
<5> Operating System: (WinXP Professional 5.1 Service Pack 2 (Build #2600)) Uptime: (d 16h 21m 48s) Record: (d 16h 21m 48s set on Wed Jan 25 12:28:56 2006)
<5> Memory Usage: (Usage: 587/1024MB (57.32%) (|||||||||||||||||-------------)) Display Info: (0x1024 16bit 85Hz) Monitor: (Plug and Play Monitor)
<5> CPU Info: ( CPU - AMD Athlon XP 2400+ (T-Bred), 1.99 GHz, L1: 64KB L2: 256KB (14% Load)) Temperature: (Deactivated by user)
<5> Hard Disks: (Total/Free: .93/.66GB Total/Free space on: C: .06/.45GB D: .86/.78GB E: /.44GB)
<5> Connection/Network Interfaces: (#1 (SiS 900-Based PCI Fast Ethernet Adapter - Packet Scheduler Miniport (100Mb/s) 2430.17MB In, 1685.92MB Out))
<3> Operating System: (WinXP Professional 5.1 Service Pack 2 (Build #2600)) Installed: (XP was installed 17wks 6days 10hrs 42mins 5secs ago) Uptime: (h 22m 31s)
<3> (Disk Space) C:\ (0.3GB/95GB) D:\ (1.2GB/39.1GB) E:\ (.7GB/19.5GB) F:\ (8.1GB/150.9GB) G:\ (6GB/74.6GB) H:\ (2.9GB/186.3GB) Total (22.2GB/565.3GB) (NWNK-iRC)
<3> Connection: (Realtek RTL8139 Family PCI Fast Ethernet NIC - Pakketplanner-minipoort @ 100.0 Mbps (Rec: 928.46MB Sent: 102.99MB))
<2> fcuk this ****
<2> guys
<3> Display Info: (0x1024 32bit 60Hz) Monitor: (Plug en Play-monitor)
<7> yes witchdoc
<3> CPU Info: ( CPU - Intel Celeron, 2.40 GHz, L1: 8KB L2: 128KB (9% Load))
<3> :P
<0> lol
<6> [root@inziderclub root]# wget http://mirrors.dotsrc.org/debian-cd/current/i386/iso-cd/debian-31r1-i386-binary-1.iso
<6> --18:30:11-- http://mirrors.dotsrc.org/debian-cd/current/i386/iso-cd/debian-31r1-i386-binary-1.iso
<6> => `debian-31r1-i386-binary-1.iso'
<6> Resolving mirrors.dotsrc.org... 130.225.247.87
<6> Connecting to mirrors.dotsrc.org[130.225.247.87]:80... connected.
<6> HTTP request sent, awaiting response... 200 OK
<6> Length: 669,585,408 [text/plain]
<7> LoL
<8> Connection: /VIA PCI 10/100Mb Fast Ethernet Adapter - Packet Scheduler Miniport @ 100.0 Mbps (Rec: 767.13MB Sent: 14.59MB)\
<7> hhhahahahha
<0> my e-penis is bigger than yours
<3> (FlashFXP Stats) Total FXPed (777.5GB) Total Uploaded (.9GB) Total Downloaded (33.3GB) Since (1/03/2004) (NWNK-iRC)
<7> no i t isnt
<8> Bandwidth: /Current Downstream: 333.41kb/s Current Upstream: 5.02kb/s\
<7> my e - penis is bigger then all of you'res
<3> could be but no where to put it in
<1> hehe , good one
<3> :P
<8> Operating System: /WinXP Professional 5.1 Service Pack 2 (Build #2600)\ Uptime: /h 57m 51s\ Record: /h 57m 51s set on Wed Jan 25 18:33:18 2006\
<8> Memory Usage: /Usage: 435/1536MB (28.32%) /||||||||----------------------\\ Display Info: /4x768 32bit 75Hz\ Monitor: /Plug and Play Monitor\
<8> CPU Info: / CPU's - Intel Pentium 4, 2.99 GHz, L2: 1024KB (9% Load)\ Temperature: /Deactivated by user\
<8> Hard Disks: /Total/Free: .78/.92GB Total/Free space on: C: .77/.62GB J: .01/.3GB\
<8> Connection/Network Interfaces: /#1 (NETGEAR WG111v2 54Mbps Wireless USB 2.0 Adapter - Packet Scheduler Miniport (1Mb/s) 0.04MB In, 0.04MB Out) #2(VIA PCI 10/100Mb Fast Ethernet Adapter - Packet Scheduler Miniport (100Mb/s) 813.63MB In, 15.50MB Out)\
<6> gotta love that kind of scripts
<8> woohoo i rule
<8> damn i saw the hottest chick today in university
<3> i see hot chicks every day hehe
<3> @ my school :P
<9> I live in Denmark.
<9> :-)
<8> but she was extra hot and she was giving a speech in front of cl***
<3> :O
<9> Was she undressing awhilst?
<8> and i have her phone#
<8> i was mentally undressing her
<9> That's about the same :-)
<9> baby, I'm so gonna crack your HTTP auth


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