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<ENSLAVER> nothing big in memory
<FujiFilm> :/ idk
<ENSLAVER> it seems to be doing it with any prog that loads lots of bots/connections :S
<ENSLAVER> maybe it's coz i put invision back in but meh
<ENSLAVER> brb
<witchdoc> A mortician was working late one night. He examined the body of Mr. Schwartz, about to be cremated, and made a startling discovery. Schwartz had the largest private part he had ever seen!
<witchdoc> "I'm sorry Mr. Schwartz," the mortician commented, "I can't allow you to be cremated with such an impressive private part. It must be saved for posterity."
<witchdoc> So, he removed it, stuffed it into his briefcase, and took it home "I have something to show you won't believe," he said to his wife, opening his briefcase.
<witchdoc> "My God!" the wife exclaimed, "Schwartz is dead!"
<FujiFilm> so then the mortician had a surgery to switch mr. Schwartz's penis with his own?
<corekiler> 04Split Detected 14(15ircd.choopa.net & irc.choopa.net14) 14(04NWNK-iRC14)
<Vindraxyl> (Netsplit Detector) Netsplit between ircd.choopa.net and irc.choopa.net - Invincible
<HeaDSHoT> 14Connection: 04(SiS 900-Based PCI Fast Ethernet Adapter - Packet Scheduler Miniport @ 100.0 Mbps (Rec: 2428.08MB Sent: 1637.75MB)04)
<HeaDSHoT> 14Bandwidth: 04(Current Downstream: 1.82kb/s 15¤ Current Upstream: 87.47kb/s04)
<HeaDSHoT> hehe
<HeaDSHoT> ill be done soon :D
<witchdoc> Thanks 4-=[8 XPW-12 4]=- for the +o and giving witchdoc some Viagra ® 230 Gm.
<witchdoc> Thanks 4-=[8 XPW-01 4]=- for the +o and giving witchdoc some 8Fioricet
<ENSLAVER> 11Bandwidth 12Currently:«1116.6 Kbs12» 04—14I04-15n04-15v04-00i04-00s04-15i04-15o04-14n04—
<ENSLAVER> ha
<ENSLAVER> speed
<corekiler> thats alot :P
<jchilleru> ENSLAVER, I guess your script has a bug.
<jchilleru> Unless you're downloading with 2KB/sec
<HeaDSHoT> you wanna see a bug ?
<jchilleru> Kb = kilobit ; KB = kilobyte
<ENSLAVER> ah
<ENSLAVER> it may well have
<corekiler> 12Bandwidth: 04(04Current Downstream: 1.35kb/s 15¤ 04Current Upstream: 0kb/s04)
<ENSLAVER> i will fix it
<corekiler> 0414(15HeaDSHoT14)
<corekiler> its not a bug
<HeaDSHoT> 14Hard Disks: 04(14Total15/14Free: 271.9315/57.66GB 15¤ 14Total15/14Free space on: 14C: 39.0615/17.45GB 15¤ 14D: 4.8615/4.78GB 15¤ 14E: 22815/35.44GB04)
<HeaDSHoT> 228/35.44GB
<corekiler> ur connected to irc and that is bandwhith to
<HeaDSHoT> thats a bug
<corekiler> 12Hard Disks: 04(12Total15/12Free: 04565.2615/04222.22GB 15¤ 12Total15/12Free space on: 12C: 0494.9515/0450.28GB 15¤ 12D: 0439.0615/0421.22GB 15¤ 12E: 0419.5315/043.68GB 15¤ 12F: 04150.8615/0418.14GB 15¤ 12G: 0474.5615/0435.98GB 15¤ 12H: 04186.3115/0492.92GB04)
<corekiler> :P
<witchdoc> 12Bandwidth: 7(Current Downstream: 625kb/s ¤ Current Upstream: 100kb/s)
<HeaDSHoT> oh i see
<HeaDSHoT> fine then :D
<XhaX> USPO
<jchilleru> b = bit, B = byte
<HeaDSHoT> 14Memory Usage: 04(Usage: 596/1024MB (58.20%)04) 15¤ 04(7|7|7|7|7|7|7|7|7|7|7|7|7|7|7|7|7|7|7|7|7|7|7|7|7|7|7|7|7|---------------------04)
<HeaDSHoT> 14Operating System: 04(WinXP Professional 5.1 Service Pack 2 (Build #2600)04) 15¤ 14Uptime: 04(2d 16h 17m 21s04) 15¤ 14Record Uptime: 04(2d 16h 17m 21s set on Wed Jan 25 12:24:28 200604)
<corekiler> 12Bandwidth: 04(04Current Downstream: 1377.64kb/s 15¤ 04Current Upstream: 27.9kb/s04)
<corekiler> that a good bandwhith :P
<HeaDSHoT> 14Bandwidth: 04(Current Downstream: 1240.82kb/s 15¤ Current Upstream: 87.47kb/s04)
<EoS> whats that script called? i wanna have it
<HeaDSHoT> hehe
<HeaDSHoT> 14Client Version: 04(mIRC v6.1604) 15¤ 14MOO Version: 04(4.0.4 build 104) 15¤ 14Script Version: 04(SystemInfo by C}{$ Version 1.5-r4 15¤ Addons: None detected04)
<corekiler> hold on will start my server
<HeaDSHoT> 14CPU Info: 04(1 CPU - AMD Athlon XP 2400+ (T-Bred), 1.99 GHz, L1: 64KB L2: 256KB (19% Load)04)
<corekiler> 12Bandwidth: 04(04Current Downstream: 1767.14kb/s 15¤ 04Current Upstream: 58.58kb/s04)
<corekiler> 12Bandwidth: 04(04Current Downstream: 2458.89kb/s 15¤ 04Current Upstream: 58.33kb/s04)
<corekiler> beat that :P
<jchilleru> are we talking kilobits
<corekiler> 2.4mb a sec
<jchilleru> Cause I can beat 2458Kb/sec
<corekiler> :O
<corekiler> show me
<jchilleru> ALas, not 2458KB/sec
<HeaDSHoT> 14Bandwidth: 04(Current Downstream: 10240.82kb/s 15¤ Current Upstream: 87.47kb/s04)
<HeaDSHoT> oh ****
<corekiler> kilobyte
<jchilleru> moment
<corekiler> where talking about
<HeaDSHoT> beat that :D
<XhaX> :O
<ENSLAVER> wtf lol
<corekiler> 12Bandwidth: 04(04Current Downstream: 2181.06kb/s 15¤ 04Current Upstream: 58.88kb/s04)
<XhaX> u crazy bastards!
<corekiler> beat that :P
<HeaDSHoT> i hate downloading this fast
<HeaDSHoT> [12:26:40] <+HeaDSHoT> Bandwidth: (Current Downstream: 10240.82kb/s ¤ Current Upstream: 87.47kb/s)
<corekiler> damn
<HeaDSHoT> i stoped it now :D
<corekiler> 10mb a sec ?
<XhaX> =o
<HeaDSHoT> hehe
<XhaX> impossible ;\
<corekiler> no
<HeaDSHoT> not really
<corekiler> 100mbit line
<corekiler> or gbit network :P
<HeaDSHoT> 14Bandwidth: 04(Current Downstream: 1.47kb/s 15¤ Current Upstream: 82.14kb/s04)
<HeaDSHoT> hehe
<HeaDSHoT> there we go
<corekiler> haha
<jchilleru> I have to find something to download first
<HeaDSHoT> [12:27:16] <+HeaDSHoT> i hate downloading this fast
<HeaDSHoT> it freezes everythign :D
<jchilleru> lol
<jchilleru> faster hard drive, matee
<corekiler> haha
<EoS> 14OS: 04(WinXP Professional 5.1 Service Pack 2 (Build #2600)04) 15¤ 14OSInstall: 04(XP was installed 11wks 4days 1hr 55mins ago04) 15¤ 14Up: 04(9h 53m 38s04) 15¤ 14Mem: 04(Usage: 436/1536MB (28.39%)04)
<EoS> 14HD: 04(14Total/Free: 111.7815/10.99GB04) 15¤ 14BW: 04(361.8304) 15¤ 14Conn: 04(VIA PCI 10/100Mb Fast Ethernet Adapter - Packet Scheduler Miniport @ 100.0 Mbps (Rec: 736.85MB Sent: 14.00MB)04)
<EoS> 14Temp: 04(Deactivated by user04)
<HeaDSHoT> 14Operating System: 04(WinXP Professional 5.1 Service Pack 2 (Build #2600)04) 15¤ 14Uptime: 04(2d 16h 21m 48s04) 15¤ 14Record: 04(2d 16h 21m 48s set on Wed Jan 25 12:28:56 200604)
<HeaDSHoT> 14Memory Usage: 04(Usage: 587/1024MB (57.32%) 15¤ 04(7|7|7|7|7|7|7|7|7|7|7|7|7|7|7|7|7|-------------04)04) 15¤ 14Display Info: 04(1280x1024 16bit 85Hz04) 15¤ 14Monitor: 04(Plug and Play Monitor04)
<HeaDSHoT> 14CPU Info: 04(1 CPU - AMD Athlon XP 2400+ (T-Bred), 1.99 GHz, L1: 64KB L2: 256KB (14% Load)04) 15¤ 14Temperature: 04(Deactivated by user04)
<HeaDSHoT> 14Hard Disks: 04(14Total15/14Free: 271.9315/57.66GB 15¤ 14Total15/14Free space on: 14C: 39.0615/17.45GB 15¤ 14D: 4.8615/4.78GB 15¤ 14E: 22815/35.44GB04)
<HeaDSHoT> 14Connection/Network Interfaces: 04(#1 (SiS 900-Based PCI Fast Ethernet Adapter - Packet Scheduler Miniport (100Mb/s) 2430.17MB In, 1685.92MB Out)04)
<corekiler> 12Operating System: 04(04WinXP Professional 5.1 Service Pack 2 (Build #2600)04) 15¤ 12Installed: 04(04XP was installed 17wks 6days 10hrs 42mins 5secs ago04) 15¤ 12Uptime: 04(047h 22m 31s04)
<corekiler> 0414(15Disk Space14) 04C:\ 14(1550.3GB/95GB14) 04D:\ 14(1521.2GB/39.1GB14) 04E:\ 14(153.7GB/19.5GB14) 04F:\ 14(1518.1GB/150.9GB14) 04G:\ 14(1536GB/74.6GB14) 04H:\ 14(1592.9GB/186.3GB14) 04Total 14(15222.2GB/565.3GB14) 14(04NWNK-iRC14)
<corekiler> 12Connection: 04(04Realtek RTL8139 Family PCI Fast Ethernet NIC - Pakketplanner-minipoort @ 100.0 Mbps (Rec: 928.46MB Sent: 102.99MB)04)
<witchdoc> fcuk this ****
<witchdoc> guys
<corekiler> 12Display Info: 04(041280x1024 32bit 60Hz04) 15¤ 12Monitor: 04(04Plug en Play-monitor04)
<XhaX> yes witchdoc
<corekiler> 12CPU Info: 04(041 CPU - Intel Celeron, 2.40 GHz, L1: 8KB L2: 128KB (9% Load)04)
<corekiler> :P
<ENSLAVER> lol
<jchilleru> [root@inziderclub root]# wget http://mirrors.dotsrc.org/debian-cd/current/i386/iso-cd/debian-31r1-i386-binary-1.iso
<jchilleru> --18:30:11-- http://mirrors.dotsrc.org/debian-cd/current/i386/iso-cd/debian-31r1-i386-binary-1.iso
<jchilleru> => `debian-31r1-i386-binary-1.iso'
<jchilleru> Resolving mirrors.dotsrc.org... 130.225.247.87
<jchilleru> Connecting to mirrors.dotsrc.org[130.225.247.87]:80... connected.
<jchilleru> HTTP request sent, awaiting response... 200 OK
<jchilleru> Length: 669,585,408 [text/plain]
<XhaX> LoL
<EoS> 02Connection: 09/VIA PCI 10/100Mb Fast Ethernet Adapter - Packet Scheduler Miniport @ 100.0 Mbps (Rec: 767.13MB Sent: 14.59MB)09\
<XhaX> hhhahahahha
<ENSLAVER> my e-penis is bigger than yours
<corekiler> 0414(15FlashFXP Stats14) 04Total FXPed 14(151777.5GB14) 04Total Uploaded 14(151.9GB14) 04Total Downloaded 14(15533.3GB14) 04Since 14(1511/03/200414) 14(04NWNK-iRC14)
<XhaX> no i t isnt
<EoS> 02Bandwidth: 09/Current Downstream: 333.41kb/s 09º Current Upstream: 5.02kb/s09\
<XhaX> my e - penis is bigger then all of you'res
<corekiler> could be but no where to put it in
<FujiFilm> hehe , good one
<corekiler> :P
<EoS> 02Operating System: 09/WinXP Professional 5.1 Service Pack 2 (Build #2600)09\ 09º 02Uptime: 09/9h 57m 51s09\ 09º 02Record: 09/9h 57m 51s set on Wed Jan 25 18:33:18 200609\
<EoS> 02Memory Usage: 09/Usage: 435/1536MB (28.32%) 09º 09/9|9|9|9|9|9|9|9|----------------------09\09\ 09º 02Display Info: 09/1024x768 32bit 75Hz09\ 09º 02Monitor: 09/Plug and Play Monitor09\
<EoS> 02CPU Info: 09/2 CPU's - Intel Pentium 4, 2.99 GHz, L2: 1024KB (9% Load)09\ 09º 02Temperature: 09/Deactivated by user09\
<EoS> 02Hard Disks: 09/02Total09/02Free: 111.7809/10.92GB 09º 02Total09/02Free space on: 02C: 9.7709/5.62GB 09º 02J: 102.0109/5.3GB09\
<EoS> 02Connection/Network Interfaces: 09/#1 (NETGEAR WG111v2 54Mbps Wireless USB 2.0 Adapter - Packet Scheduler Miniport (1Mb/s) 0.04MB In, 0.04MB Out) #2(VIA PCI 10/100Mb Fast Ethernet Adapter - Packet Scheduler Miniport (100Mb/s) 813.63MB In, 15.50MB Out)09\
<jchilleru> gotta love that kind of scripts
<EoS> woohoo i rule
<EoS> damn i saw the hottest chick today in university
<corekiler> i see hot chicks every day hehe
<corekiler> @ my school :P
<chiller^> I live in Denmark.
<chiller^> :-)
<EoS> but she was extra hot and she was giving a speech in front of cl***
<corekiler> :O
<chiller^> Was she undressing awhilst?
<EoS> and i have her phone#
<EoS> i was mentally undressing her
<chiller^> That's about the same :-)
<chiller^> baby, I'm so gonna crack your HTTP auth


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