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<IOmegaZ> well
<_DjScrew_> lol
<|P-I-M-P|> hmmm
<_DjScrew_> <EoS> its about the US turning into a nazi-survailance state
<|P-I-M-P|> lol
<|P-I-M-P|> shuuutuuupppp
<IOmegaZ> there talking about how u took it up the a$$ last night
<|P-I-M-P|> u guys are so paranoid
<medeski> right omegaz
<IOmegaZ> LOL
<EoS> im wearing my tin foil hat :)
<|P-I-M-P|> the only thing im paranoid is about lettin the wrong girl **** my ****
<IOmegaZ> fucing with u
<IOmegaZ> lol lol
<IOmegaZ> hell yea catch herpes
<|P-I-M-P|> that's what u gotta worry bout now a days
<medeski> [12:39pm]«+ Vind » So everyone is just going to be googling "George Bush ****s Phat Cock" for the next 21 days over and over... I Already have a bot set up for it.
<medeski> explain that
<EoS> well i wouldnt mention a bomb in my hand luggage at an us airport either
<|P-I-M-P|> hahahah
<|P-I-M-P|> google failure
<|P-I-M-P|> ;)
<medeski> [12:39pm]«@ O_C_C» NO GOGGLE IS FIGHTING IT[12:39pm]«+ IOmegaZ » google is starting to be like mircosoft
<medeski> what is google doing?
<EoS> yeah they defenetly habe a monopoly
<O_C_C> http://www.broadbandxxxmovies.com/members/ <<<--------------------------- that the right url ?
<IOmegaZ> yea thats the right url
<EoS> medeski the us gov is making search engines turn over they search logs for all users
<O_C_C> k
<medeski> what?
<|P-I-M-P|> who the hell searches for bad things anyway
<EoS> yeah
<medeski> they cant do that
<|P-I-M-P|> unless you're a ****in retard
<IOmegaZ> lol
<EoS> well they already did
<|P-I-M-P|> "how do i ahhh kill my wifeyyyy there"
<medeski> **** im going to jail
<IOmegaZ> lol
<THH-South> **** pimp
<THH-South> plenty
<|P-I-M-P|> "how to rape a bitch"
<THH-South> 300 million people in the us
<EoS> only one left fighting is google, but they wont last
<THH-South> i guarentee u a few mil searcdh for sketchy ****
<|P-I-M-P|> yeh
<IOmegaZ> search for some shady ****
<|P-I-M-P|> also that doesn't mean anything
<|P-I-M-P|> i can search for whatever the **** i wanna search for
<|P-I-M-P|> they cant use it against you unless you actually do something
<THH-South> **** u think they cant
<THH-South> but they can'
<medeski> theyre gonna find out everyones **** fetsishes and stuff
<|P-I-M-P|> lo
<|P-I-M-P|> lol*
<|P-I-M-P|> hahha
<THH-South> patriot act did alot of ****ed up **** to ur rights masn
<|P-I-M-P|> oh plz
<EoS> lol so when u get a parking ticket they and u already searched google for warez!
<|P-I-M-P|> they cant do **** cuz u searched for something
<|P-I-M-P|> be serious
<O_C_C> i think i fixed my puter trouble
<THH-South> pimp i am bein serious if u think they cant do ****
<O_C_C> i had 7 trojans
<THH-South> when u search in how to make a bomb
<THH-South> or fly a plane
<|P-I-M-P|> they cant and they wont
<O_C_C> it was killing my cpu
<medeski> im haveing router problems :/
<THH-South> that hey cant and wont do ****
<|P-I-M-P|> they will put u on a list
<|P-I-M-P|> of people to watch
<THH-South> and they will watch u
<THH-South> exactlly
<|P-I-M-P|> yeh
<EoS> dude they locked up ppl in guantanamo just for being muslim or being in a country at the wrong time
<|P-I-M-P|> but if u dont actually do anything your fine
<THH-South> but watching u listening to ur phone calls and ****
<THH-South> yea if u dont
<medeski> dude i already have enbough stalkers, i dont need govt stlakers too
<|P-I-M-P|> lol
<|P-I-M-P|> thoseho's all over u still?
<THH-South> but pimp theyll start using it to get group rip rings and **** like that
<medeski> yep yep
<Vind> There's at least one FBI agent in here right now :)
<Vind> <.<
<|P-I-M-P|> yeh probably
<|P-I-M-P|> **** da police
<Vind> Thanks for the +v (Voice) XPW-12 :)
<medeski> ¯¯¯º [£]àuGhz [O]u+ [L]oÙÐ º¯¯¯
<Vind> lol
<|P-I-M-P|> NWA said it best :P
<EoS> lol i once heard then when u ask an agent if he is an agent, he has to say yes!
<O_C_C> he does
<|P-I-M-P|> yeh
<EoS> what?
<|P-I-M-P|> this is IRC though he could probably ignore u and it's just a bot
<|P-I-M-P|> not a real person sittin there
<O_C_C> if u ever want to pick up a hooker and u are scared shes a cop
<medeski> also active duty cops cant get in your car, coeme into youre hotel room without a search warrant, or take off their shoes
<EoS> ok ill make a bot that wll ask everyone if hes a fbi agent
<medeski> so if youre sellin **** to someone you dont know
<O_C_C> ask to see he tits befor u talk money
<|P-I-M-P|> hahah
<medeski> make him get int= your car
<|P-I-M-P|> O_C_C we dont do that type of thing
<|P-I-M-P|> but thanks for the advice
<|P-I-M-P|> :P
<O_C_C> then u will know if she is no hooker out there willnt show u her tits
<O_C_C> lol
<|P-I-M-P|> lol
<|P-I-M-P|> floore it
<|P-I-M-P|> and say **** da police
<medeski> prostitution is different, theyll say that you accepted her offer because you told her to get in the car
<O_C_C> yep
<medeski> but like drugs
<O_C_C> so ask to see her tits
<EoS> its the corporations man! its all money, they wanna monitor everything so they can catch all who sdont pay for their crap
<medeski> if youre selling
<medeski> not buying
<medeski> make them get in your car
<medeski> if they dont, theyre a cop
<medeski> or makein take off their shoes
<medeski> if they dont, their a cop
<EoS> thats ridiculous, why cant a cip do that?
<|P-I-M-P|> shoes?
<EoS> cop
<|P-I-M-P|> why shoes
<medeski> in case he has to chase someon
<medeski> i duno
<|P-I-M-P|> lol
<medeski> but its a law
<EoS> rofl
<|P-I-M-P|> does it say popo on their socks
<medeski> i know it for a fact, because i used to sell **** at music festivals
<|P-I-M-P|> well did u ever catch a cop
<|P-I-M-P|> with that trick
<medeski> yes
<|P-I-M-P|> what happened
<medeski> most people walk around barefoot anyway
<medeski> uhm
<medeski> dude walked up to me i had never seen before and say
<EoS> ok so next time i hook up with a chick and she wont show me her tits ill scream "COOOOP!!!" at her
<medeski> hey man you know where the shrooms are
<medeski> i noticed he was like only one wearing shoes
<medeski> i was like hey man nice shoes take them off i wana see those
<medeski> he was like no man cant take off the shoes
<EoS> lmao
<|P-I-M-P|> lollll
<medeski> then


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