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<0> with crazygirls quit right above it
<0> Phkmehrder: i was in laures
<0> Phkmehrder: behind some cripple girl pushing a cart
<0> Phkmehrder: and she triped and hit her face on the bar that you hold onto the cart with
<0> Phkmehrder: and i just ****ing screamed Ownt
<0> Phkmehrder: without even thinking
<0> FireworksManiac2: i honestly
<0> FireworksManiac2: hope you get SHOT
<0> Phkmehrder: Thanks
<0> Phkmehrder: im sure she hoped that very same thing
<0> Oh My Gawd
<0> LaughingOutLoud
<1> lol
<1> wtf
<0> oh wait
<0> <alan> if you were a credit card, you'd be a visa, since you're everywhere i want to be.



<0> <sp4nk> You'd be American Express. No one accepts you.
<0> LaughingOutLoud
<1> bah
<1> 1st one was funnier
<1> :P
<0> <WorldEdit> do you think the word emo would be accepted in scrabble
<0> <Sevivrus> Of course not. Emos are never accepted anywhere.
<1> wtf is emo?
<1> emotion?
<0> emo kids
<0> little punk wanna bes
<0> Rift> i ditch girls for video games all the time
<0> <@monk-work> toggling between your porn window and your gaming window does not qualify as "ditching girls for video games"
<1> LOL
<0> <l0> allright, it's official: i live in a world of retards
<1> Hey core
<0> <l0> the guy sitting next to me didn't know the answer on the completion test
<0> <l0> so he wrote in "i am retartet"
<0> <l0> the teacher wrote back "no shid"
<2> hey
<2> good morning
<1> lol
<0> ***Titanic Quit (Excess flood)
<0> laughing my *** off
<1> Titanic is the only movie that can make a grown man cry...
<3> hola
<1> micropros, hello.
<3> what's up?
<0> LaughingOutLoud
<1> The sky,
<1> My penis
<1> Lostsoulz man boobs
<1> nothing much
<0> * Feren considers quitting his job and starting a small ISP in the yukon by strapping wireless access points to grizzly bears.
<0> <JenWolf> That seems only slightly less dangerous than you current job.
<0> <Feren> I suppose.
<0> * JenWolf can imagine the help desk calls you'd get. "Help, my access point ate my little brother."
<1> :/
<3> lol
<0> omfg
<0> iota> i think my son is prejudice
<0> <HgR`Your_Dead> [ iota ] why?
<0> <iota> i brought him a black vantriliquist dummy home from work and he ripped it's legs off
<0> <iota> the really bad part is i picked him up and made his mouth move and went can a nigga get a wheel chair
<1> HAHAHAHAHAHA
<1> OMG
<3> :|
<1> OMG I JUST SPIT MY BEER OUT
<1> YOU FOOL!
<0> LaughingOutLoud
<1> and choking now
<1> :/
<1> ok im good
<1> No more funnys. Wasting beer is bad.
<1> :P
<0> <headlessj> i download winrar, and it came in a .rar file
<0> wow
<1> wow
<3> wow
<1> ?
<3> deep thinking going on at rarsoft



<3> catch 22
<1> ?
<0> <timmo> 20% of americans believe the sun revolves around the earth, 17% of the people who know that the earth revolves around the sun, believe it does so every 24hours
<0> <timmo> jesus
<0> <timmo> people are ****ing morons
<0> <wind`> wait what
<0> <wind`> doesn't the earth revolve around the sun in 24 hours?
<0> <timmo> well i guess we found one of the 17%
<3> lol
<1> lol
<3> lol
<3> again
<0> *** crazygirl Quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
<0> (@lostsoulz): i scared her away
<0> (+Kurupti0n): You scare anyone w/o a **** a way. :P
<0> (@lostsoulz): not true
<0> (@lostsoulz): Your still here
<0> (+Kurupti0n): Bah
<0> (+Kurupti0n): Burn.
<0> LaughingOutLoud
<1> Did you put that there...
<0> yes
<0> LaughingOutLoud
<1> You didnt add the rest.
<0> LaughingOutLoud no
<1> <1> My **** maybe small, but still a **** nonetheless. So again i say, "You scare anyone w/o a **** a way. :P"
<1> of course not
<1> :P
<1> what number are u
<0> <[11]HannyArZ> hello, where can i buy chanserv? I will trade warez for it
<0> its still pending
<1> :/
<0> odds5050 has sent you a Christmas greeting. Type /server mail to view the attachment
<0> *** King_menthol has quit IRC
<0> LaughingOutLoud
<0> <Alter_Legiones> don't a just hate it, when you try to find a rom. then you click on a link that you think takes you to a rom site, but is loaded with porn ads, and when the thing opens, the first thing you hear is "I WANT TO **** YOUR LONG COCK!* while your mom is in the room >_<
<4> lost: you know it!
<1> lol
<3> lol
<0> wow
<0> People are stupid
<0> (@lostsoulz): to get a special mail p***word from xpw type /server p***word
<0> *** ROCKSTAR- Quit
<0> *** sunsolar1 Quit
<0> *** m]ax Quit
<1> lol
<0> nurv3947: So, I was talking to one of my friends, and she's kinda fat, right?
<0> nurv3947: And this woman walks up to us, looks at my friend and asks "Are you pregnant?"
<0> nurv3947: And she says "Yes, I got gang raped by twelve donuts."
<0> nurv3947: Honestly, I almost died.
<0> nurv3947: I just turned and walked away.
<0> nurv3947: I couldn't even walk straight.
<2> (lostsoulz)
<2> hay man :)
<1> lol
<0> LaughingOutLoud
<0> dude
<0> Ownt
<0> i keep thinkin about the crippled girl
<1> so do i
<1> kik
<1> lool
<2> Bandwidth: (Current Downstream: 1247.1kb/s Current Upstream: 36.83kb/s)
<0> <Lailoken> On Cinemax tonight they're showing Shrek from 11:00 to 12:30 and then Best *** Ever from 12:30 to 1:00.
<0> <Lailoken> Somewhere in America parents leave their child to go to a dinner party, "Here honey, you just watch Shrek and we'll be home some time after midnight."
<1> lol
<1> learn about the birds and the bees somewhere.
<0> LaughingOutLoud
<0> PhAmInE) Easter is canceled this year. They've found the body.
<1> wow that was random
<1> :P
<1> still at bash.org losT?>
<5> how do i get these paswords??


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