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<0> unless they're ugly
<0> I wish I knew some nice lesbians
<1> eheh i know alot of very hot lesbians
<0> tell em to give you a show man
<2> get them drunk and have a 3some with the lesbians EoS
<0> or just watch
<0> I wouldn't mind just watching
<1> no that mainyl work n pron, beleive me ive tried
<2> that would be great having 2 lesbians with u...
<0> ye ,, but pron lesbians aren't real lesbians
<0> most aren't
<2> what i wouldnt give
<0> they do it for the money
<2> 2 hot *** lesbians lol
<0> not cause they like likking *****
<0> well some maybe



<2> they just got bills to pay
<2> like i watch some movies then the guy asks why did u get into pron "well i got bills to pay " lol
<0> money money money
<1> so the fact that im such a nice guy resulted in me havning tons of really hot female freinds, of which none wants to have ***
<2> EoS make a plan i tell u
<1> what plan?
<0> that means you're in the middle
<2> i dont know
<0> you're in man
<0> now use that to your advantage
<0> change yourself ,, make it known you need to **** real bad!
<0> chicks will love that
<2> just tell her... so we friends right and friends help each other so help me out..lol
<1> what, chickls dont like desperate guys!
<2> some do
<0> makes you interesting turning yourself around a little from a nice guy , to someone who is also just human and sick of being friends now and wants to get laid
<1> well i guess i would like those..
<0> no , you don't have to push it
<0> but you must stop act like the nice guy
<0> stay nice , but add something
<1> ah no, dont get me wrong they know im honry and all
<0> k
<0> then they are just bitches
<0> :P
<1> lol
<2> lol just play with them EoS like touch there *** or something
<0> they're keeping you on a leash
<0> you are there dog
<2> lol
<0> k, well ... if you got all stuck in that situation being a nice guy a good friend etc , then maybe you should try find some fresh ones
<2> try and get them jelous ..maybe one of those hot ones will make a move eos
<1> well, at least i have alot of girls i can go to and just get some cuddles or however you call it
<2> fresh is always good
<0> that's sweet EoS
<0> but it's up to you
<1> nah.. im getting tired of meeeting new girls..
<2> well meet them with a goal in mind
<0> if you think you can live with the cuddling and stuff , then ok ,, but sometimes a man needs more
<2> to get some ***
<2> a man always needs more
<0> I wish I could go to a great stripclub sometimes
<0> maybe germany? I have no idea
<1> cause it always works out the same... you have a good,intellent conversation, you make them laugh and so on... and at the end she runs ofwith some monkey
<2> Fuji dammit this stipper i had she was hot as hell
<0> I bet she ****ed your wallet dry
<2> EoS cause u should be the monkey not the friend....
<1> yes but just not a monkey-type
<0> that aint easy lospat ,, some ppl just can't be a monkey
<0> I had a girl like that
<0> I was 14 and 15
<0> I kissed with her all the time
<0> we were really dating
<0> and then 1 night , when she was 15 or so , she went home with this dumb ****
<0> and he took her virginity
<0> 1st time I seriously was depressed / raged / killing thoughts etc
<0> not killing myself , but that guy
<0> I just didn't understand
<0> it was such a loser
<1> yes its the same as always being honest in live.. the nice ones and the honest ones always get screwed over
<2> EoS i know that all too well man
<0> I know what to do



<2> but dont change man nice girl will come ur way someday
<0> here we got 3 minute dating
<0> *** garantueed
<0> I did it once
<1> lol speed dating
<0> that's so awesome
<0> take a good friend and go for it
<0> I had a date out of it ,, just pick the horniest girl , it's easy
<0> but
<1> well i want a pretty girl... notone i just grab of the street
<0> I have to say , not bragging , but I'm good loooking
<0> I never had problems finding nice girls etc
<2> lol Fuji
<1> have to like her, not think well i could screw her
<0> hmm
<0> that girl I dated wasn't that pretty
<1> well im not ugly ether
<0> but I knew it was gonna be a 1-night-stand
<1> im just short and thin
<0> that's cute
<0> ;)
<0> just try it man
<1> heh i could prolly kick your ***.. i know close comabt :)
<1> combat
<0> if you never speed-dated in your live , you seriously missed out on something
<0> just for the fun of it
<1> well yeah and then im a bit shy..
<0> haha ,, short but aggressive
<2> god talkin like this i must get a girl agian ...
<1> but that speed thingy could work
<0> I never kick ***, nor like getting my *** kicked :P
<1> cause i dont have problems talking to someone if there is some kind of reason
<0> it goes so fast , doesn't matter what you say to some chicks
<0> after a while , you're in auto-mode and you can search the girl you really want
<1> what i cant do is just walk up to a girl and say hello... there has to be some kind of reason to do it
<0> not paying attention to the conversation , but to her body language etc
<0> how much she looks at you
<0> etc etc
<2> gosh sometimes its just hard and sometimes for me its just easy getting a girl
<2> lol
<0> can't do that either ,, just walk up to someone. Most girls I go out with I've met through friends
<1> geez im 21 i cant do spped datinfg...thats for old folks..
<2> dont understand how it works sometimes
<0> nah man
<0> 21 is old for speed dating
<0> at least here
<0> most were 20 or so
<0> really
<0> but
<0> then again ,, it was just new and starting
<0> maybe that has changed
<1> hm the speed datings ive heard of were for like 40 years olds
<2> lol
<0> well , not the 3-minute dating we got here
<2> 40 year olds
<2> Fuji u got lots of girls like this/
<2> ?
<1> yeah im gonna get myself a milf lol
<0> you'll be suprised how many good looking great young girls are trying to find a date/friend/***partner/whatever trough these kinda bull**** speeddating stuff
<0> but sure ,, you'll find some mils too
<0> with big tits
<0> hanging over the table
<0> ready to be grabbed
<1> bahhh
<0> but you only got 3 minutes
<0> hmm
<0> maybe some quick feet-***
<1> wait im gonan find apic of myself to show u guys..
<0> no one will notice
<0> nah don't
<2> lol
<0> I like to not know how ppl look like in here
<2> Fuji how many girls u got like this?
<0> except for ***pl0iter


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