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<0> yo
<1> so what's good guys?
<2> !kick jarle you whore
<2> ah, just wonderin if everyone could kick in here :P
<2> oh im not even +v :O
<3> rofl
<3> haha
<4> mp3(Patrick Hernandez - Born To Be Alive)!(kbps/m10s)
<4> mp3(The Knack - My Sharona)!(kbps/m57s)
<4> mp3(Smashing Pumpkins - The Killer in Me)!(kbps/m17s)
<5> !voice justifier
<5> !voice Jarle
<5> !voice java
<6> uh oh it's Lil_Bee
<5> huh?



<5> i left my sting at work
<5> i'm harmless
<2> huh the olympics commentator said japs :o that cant be politically correct :P
<2> what sting? :o
<5> yeah...unless he refers to the americans as yanks
<5> and the brits as snotties
<2> yankeedoodles isnt negative :P
<5> :P
<2> what are norwegians called then
<2> :/
<5> vikings?
<5> hmm i dunno
<2> but thats not negative :P
<2> unless you find pillaging negative
<5> the black plague ppl?
<5> :P
<2> wah
<2> you have dishonored me
<5> oops
<5> purely unintentional
<5> i was making suggestions
<5> ^-^
<2> i was this close to not being born cos of that thing
<2> :P
<5> darn :P
<5> close but not close enough....the world heaves a sigh of discontent
<5> :P~~~~~~~~~
<2> :O
<4> Shutup
<5> okay
<2> yes and you havent seen the worst of me
<4> :P
<7> :o
<4> RAWR
<7> ewww
<4> ewwwww
<7> thats gross
<5> yes i know :P
<5> hence the usage
<2> whats phlegm :(
<5> lol
<7> stuff u cough up when ya sick
<2> mmm
<5> sometimes its greenish
<5> and thick
<5> and very icky
<2> no its tasty
<2> and free
<7> ok
<7> yuck
<5> okay u're hopeless
<7> shut up
<2> yay
<2> hmm i wonder what i could sell it for
<5> the death penalty



<5> *nods*
<2> meh 21 years maximum here
<2> :P
<2> unless selling phlegm is treason :o
<5> thats nice :P
<5> 21 years maximum life span?
<2> jail time :P
<5> i see
<5> too many criminals in norway? not enough jail cells? :P~
<2> meh we have to encourage people to commit crimes so we wont waste cells
<5> hahahaha
<5> good one
<2> i have crime duty soon, have to rob a bank :o
<5> not really rob Jarle, just pretend to
<5> that would be good enough for a short jail term
<5> i'm sooooooooo sleepy
<5> i should take a nap while the mister is gone
<2> i havent slept since yesterday
<5> then i can wake up to watch tv at 10
<2> :/
<5> neither have i
<2> my eyes are red :O
<5> i went to work in a zombie state
<5> my brain is dead
<5> my legs are weak
<2> did you try to eat your colleagues? :o
<5> i wish
<2> oh so youre a zombie with no urge to eat :/
<5> yes, i'm that much of a wuzz
<2> aww
<5> at least one day is over
<5> *yawn
<2> whats the time there
<5> 6 weeks to go
<5> 18:10
<2> what happens in 6 weeks
<5> i go home to holland
<2> :O
<2> youre not from holland
<5> yes, but i'm gonna live there
<5> actually i already do
<5> hmmm
<2> why :o
<5> technically
<5> why not?
<5> aha!
<2> well, theyre all 7 feet tall and live in very small buildings
<5> uhm yes
<5> solely for that reason
<5> cos they have nice small buildings there
<2> and the air is full of drugs
<5> *nods*
<5> thats so not true
<2> well depends where in holland
<5> indeed
<5> u just generalised
<2> do you mean the holland part
<2> or the whole of netherlands
<5> holland is the nickname of the netherlands
<5> :P
<5> *rolls my eyes
<2> some dutch guy told me holland is just a part of it :P
<5> nah
<5> its the nickname
<2> what, are you calling him a liar :O
<5> of course
<5> i'm calling him ignorant
<5> and ill educated
<5> :D
<2> but he lives there :P
<5> so?
<5> lots of dutch ppl dont know much stuff
<5> i cant say i know everything about singapore either


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