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<0> is there something like "minimum width" in a css span?
<1> min-width?
<1> i guess.
<1> you can do:
<1> span { width: 100%; } body>span { width: auto; min-width: 100%; }
<1> to get it work properly in both FF and IE.
<1> not sure how that works in opera but it should work just fine.
<0> hrmm
<0> I'll try.
<2> hi
<2> best reply ive read all week: Look! Up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! No, it's irony flying right over your head!
<3> heh
<4> a woman I know asked me if I could work for her a few days a week in July at a camping gear store!
<3> yeh
<3> she needs a tea boy
<4> and I almost said HELL YA before I realized that i'd get PAID



<4> not only would I get to stay in a gear store all day but I'd get paid for it!
<4> MuHAha
<5> amazing!
<4> i think i'll tell her i'd do it for 10/h.. how much do you think people get paid in stores like that
<4> mid sized camping store?
<3> well
<3> depends if you're white
<3> ;)
<5> now now, thats not politically correct
<3> ok, it depends if you're of the white/caucasian ethnicity and of a middle cl*** background
<4> ya i'm irish french
<3> haha
<3> ****ed from birth
<3> :P
<4> obviously i should get 3 less than normal people cuz my hair is red
<4> and no one likes redheaded stepchilds
<4> but
<4> at least i'm not brown
<4> haha my east indian friend that my wife hadn't met was getting off a bus and I was picking him up.. i introduced him as brownie to my wife and she got all red in the face
<4> and he's like "CRACKA!!!!!!"
<4> haha
<5> =)
<5> apparently we're "potatoes" here
<4> wtf?
<5> according to the pakistanis :)
<4> haha
<4> the first time my friend said "sand nigger" in public i punched him
<4> really hard
<3> dune coon
<3> :)
<4> yer only sposed to use terms like that in front of your closest sand nigger friends
<3> reminds me of the old times
<3> gollywog
<3> kaffer
<5> how many krugerand for that kaffer there mate?
<5> :p
<3> I'll trade three lion hides and some boer rifles
<5> whats gollywog slur for?
<3> nigger
<3> http://images.google.co.uk/images?hl=en&q=gollywog&btnG=Google+Search&sa=N&tab=wi
<5> ya
<5> well i've always wondered why no one made a ruckus about "ghost face killer"
<3> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gollywog
<4> i just realized i'd definately have to be paid under the table if I got a job
<3> yeh
<5> cmf: you are not allowed to work?
<3> you still want to sponge off the state
<4> oh i'm allowed
<3> :)
<4> i just dont want any more taxable income
<5> right
<4> ill talk to my sister about it
<5> theres some lower limit that you can earn here before it becoming taxable
<4> she's the master of under the table work
<5> but its like.. just to allow young people to take summer jobs and whatnot without being ripped off by the state :P
<4> ootje: haha ya in canada it's 9300 now i think
<3> cmf: how is your hot sister? when can i meat her?
<3> oops i mean, meet ;)
<4> but perception isn't incorperated
<4> so..
<4> for tax avoidance



<4> not evasion
<4> i pay my sister and my wife
<4> for all their "help"
<4> in running th ebusiness
<4> in fact.. my sister makes about as much as I do haha
<4> she doesn't even know what I sell :(
<2> Blade^:
<2> http://lordcrc.no-ip.com/public/metalspheres3.jpg
<5> what shiny balls you have ........... :P
<4> in any case.. it's good for me and her cuz she does all her work under the table in the states and if it wasn't for me she woudn't have ANY taxable income in Canada and then she'd get audited immediately
<4> it's a win win situation
<2> hehehe
<5> well taxes ****.
<5> and vat ****.
<3> lord: cool, but isnt that the one from yester? what happened to moving the camera back? :)
<4> hhe
<2> Blade^: i did move it back, but not a lot
<3> yeh :)
<2> Blade^: also this is the high quality render
<3> better though
<4> i'd LOVE to pay taxes if they were used PROPERLY
<3> bull****
<4> but.. unfortunately Canada's leader is bush's new brother
<2> Blade^: took about 41000 seconds :)
<3> nobody loves to pay taxes
<3> :P
<4> blade: if they were used for what they are supposed to be used for.. i'd pay them gladly
<2> sorry, 43261 seconds :)
<1> LordCrc, that's really neat.
<3> cmf: like invading middle eastern countries? :)
<4> but.. as it is we're funding terrorism in afghanistan
<4> i think it's ridiculous that canada is in afghanistan
<4> grr
<5> canada had troops over there, didnt they?
<3> i dont think they'll find any seals to beat
<3> must be a boring job
<2> mytoz: thanks :) i didnt write the renderer though :/ but i dug up the optical measurments for metal and converted the data to a format the renderer could use (its a physically based renderer, so had to find some physically based data :)
<5> cmf: yes well it is ridiculous, but for the sake of the people there, be glad, as the u.s. pulled people out and never really sent enough troops in the first place
<4> ootje: ya and with the new prime minister (who didn't have a majority vote.. maybe 35% of the population voted for him) he's made the budget ALL military ****
<2> mytoz: renderer came with a book (really nice book too!)
<4> all the taxes go to buying more **** for the military
<1> LordCrc, coool :)
<4> the ONLY reason I can think of that Canada needs a military is to defend themselves against the USA when they finally decide they want our land and water
<5> :)
<3> hah
<4> when I say funding terrorism
<3> you're already part of the U.S
<4> i'm talking about canada and teh USA
<6> we want your oil dunes
<5> build a big tall fence at the border
<3> you just have to accept it
<4> blade: not entirely
<3> :)
<1> LordCrc, imagine a computer with power to render such images in 90fps.. :)
<4> blade: but yes.. with our new leader we might as well be american
<3> mytoz: cluster cray :)
<4> i think they should let quebec seperate
<4> cuz the french in canada
<1> Blade^, hehe :)
<4> are pro gay marriage, pro legalizing weed, and ANTI BUSH
<4> and ontario would gladly join quebec in a seperation
<4> alberta can go **** a donkey
<4> and i'm not bias because all my mom's family lives in alberta :P
<2> mytoz: these 43kseconds was on my P3 733 but yeah
<1> LordCrc, yeah.
<2> http://lordcrc.no-ip.com/public/metalspheres.jpg that took a little over an hour
<1> oh.
<2> a bit grainier and half the rez
<4> lord: what webserver do you use on your computer there?
<2> cmf: apache
<3> apache!
<4> no love :(
<3> nobody real uses iis
<2> cmf: its on my firewall/server box though


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