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<0> and then take the monkey out with the rocket launcher so i can get the paper back?
<1> the monkey may not want to give up the rocket launcher
<1> at this point we're calling that a 'feature'
<0> ahhh
<1> figure, you wouldnt want the monkey just giving away a rocket launcher to unqualified personel
<0> right
<2> rip the paper into shreds and put in down your pants.. then, pat your head and rub your belly at the same time whilest.. hmm, lost my train of thought
<2> what are we talking about again?
<1> how to retrieve the rocket launcher from a random slip picking monkey
<1> the answer is phalanx gun equipped bears
<1> unfortunately they are some real bastards to get rid of
<3> rofl
<3> dope owns eh box__
<4> TByte sounds like a rock/paper/sissors kinda guy ;-)
<1> heh
<3> no TByte sounds like have a **** and think kinda guy :P
<5> ****...
<5> I mean ****!
<4> who this time dayna?
<5> me.
<3> >> F U C K << ?
<5> its a *********ion thing I guess.
<5> my code isn't working...
<5> and I dunno why
<3> have a joint
<0> that's a *********ion thing? you trying to do both at the same time or something?
<1> have two
<3> good bud? :P
<5> I don't do 'recreational' drugs.
<1> maybe she has mastabatory code
<5> no I'm ****ing myself over.
<3> AI Cyber***Z
<0> ***z
<5> never tell your computer to hybernate in the middle of coding.
<3> ***ZZZZ
<5> you lose some stuff.
<1> while (orgasm.type != TYPE_SLOPPY) do it();
<3> i hate when sometimes it won't come back from hibernation :(
<3> and i wonder "did i ****in save my work?"
<5> and then you reboot and you didn't.
<5> I disabled automatic hybernation...
<5> but I turned on hybernate when I press the power button.
<3> yeah same.
<3> i just hit it and go to bed :/
<0> does delphi only do the automatic backups when you save?
<3> there're instances when it doesn't come back, and I still to figure it out.. but it happens very rarely
<3> jono` yeah
<5> jono`: D2006 does.
<5> jono`: the others only store the last version.
<3> oh by backups you don't mean xxx.~pas ? P
<3> heh nm ME
<2> anyone tried Lazarus on Linux?
<5> joe90: no.
<5> man it got cold here quickly.
<5> I'm suddenly worried about my mom... she's not answering her phone.
<4> off?
<5> perhaps.
<5> I don't think so. she's out crabbing in the boat..
<5> we've been calling each other for a while now.
<2> how exactly do you crab?
<2> cages/nets?
<5> cages and nets
<2> ah..
<5> we have big square metal ones... and smaller netted ones
<2> do you kill them the old fasioned way?.. with a big boot?
<2> fash^
<3> anyone with DB knowledge here ? :/ simple questions :/
<6> I did a bit with access if that counts :P
<4> TByte: no you can't do a "x = y = z" in sql
<3> no... it's about INSERT then getting PK
<4> hehe
<4> you make it sound like a MMORPG
<3> there're so many ways to do inserts, but it's a pain in da *** to get ID.
<3> FB2 has something nice that returns ID after INSERT :/
<4> yes
<4> i think all DBs have that, unfortunately, they are all different in how to access it
<3> well the new feature in FB2 called "INSERT returning"... there's perhaps a generator which I can get new ID of on client side and shuv that in insert.
<3> I read it's not guaranteed, dont' remember where, but seems solid to me, no/
<3> ?
<3> yeah that'd be the best way
<4> the only point i can see for it, is if it inserts a key thats like auto incremented or generated in the sql itself
<3> yes that's right
<3> the generator in firebird is incremented when I do GEN_ID on client side, which in turn will do an SQL query to get AND set the generator
<3> well get, and increment... in an atomic operation on the server
<3> I haven't thought of it this way, it seems very reliable... and easy to update in the program
<3> heh sometimes asking the question and talking about it makes you understand things before anyone can answer :)-
<4> i like boobies
<3> me too, i like them medium to small though
<3> dont like big boobs anymore
<4> i like them in a proper proportion
<3> sure, big girl big boobs goes well
<3> but not too big :)
<4> medium girls with medium boobs too
<3> heh ugly girls with no boogs, too
<3> boobs*
<4> not really
<1> i love em in all shapes and styles
<3> lol
<1> everyone needs some loving
<3> screamed box__
<6> I prefer mine round :P
<4> women should look like women, not like they've been shooting steriods ;-)
<3> whereas others prefer squared ones.
<1> i want to see some square ones sometimes, just for variety
<3> i dont like big nipples
<3> i like pointy, small nipples
<3> that dont cover 30% of the tit.
<4> i like perky, but its not a must
<3> i like them m***ive hanging ones too :P (not)
<3> lmao.. jk
<3> um after going to gym fer a while, i get my own boobs.
<6> just take estrogen pills
<3> dey like on girls shooting steroids tho
<3> ooo _Russell_ you ever watch House?
<3> that dude felt he getting pregnant heh
<3> and this dude on Friends, his wife giving birth, they synchronize birth sounds... funny
<3> I actually begin to totally LOVE Firebird... it's WICKED.
<7> whats the function to get the size of the window caption?
<7> like
<7> the difference between clientheight and height
<3> **** if I could remember
<3> something NC (non client)
<3> GetMetricSettings :/ ?
<3> o wiat
<3> cmf : http://www.delphipages.com/tips/thread.cfm?ID=35
<2> GetSystemMetrics(SM_CYCAPTION)..
<2> is there a firebird channel?
<3> joe90 why you ask
<3> you use FB too?
<2> i use MySQL.. but i'm gonna test it out some time soon..
<2> (because of all the spuz about it)..
<3> I stir a lot of db discussion regarding FB here...
<3> I learnt it in a week... it's awesome.
<2> what are you using to connect to it?
<3> well there's so much to learn heh
<3> well initially, I downloaded FlameRobin a utility from FB guys ( i think ).
<3> I set my db there visually... it has everything you need.
<3> then I use FIBPlus
<2> i was actually talking about through Delphi.. but that too..
<3> it has probably the same methods as other compos, but known to be stupidly fast, and has a good reputation, so I bought it after protektor recommended it
<2> ah. FIB..
<3> Fast Interbase Plus
<3> I used to think it's called Firebird Interbase Plus heh
<3> FIBPlus has a nice utility to monitor calls, and SQL. I fixed a lot of poo using it
<2> zeos is the ****z..
<3> zeos a program?
<2> zeoslib
<3> w***at
<2> look it up.. Delphi open source components for SQL databases
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