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<0> I use gentoo amongst other things
<1> Addicted_: well
<1> DirectoryIndex index.html index.php
<1> AddType application/x-httpd-php .php
<2> co1onel: haha, that explains a lot
<1> check those are in your httpd.conf
<3> ok
<1> and that php4 is loaded
<0> Kristian, amongst other things, apparently variety isn't your spice
<3> anything else?
<1> should do it
<2> yeah, because I hate gentoo I automaticaly hate every other distro too
<2> amoung other things, you ****.
<0> child.
<3> do i need to restart the server or anything?
<1> yup



<2> ah, this conversation is so refreshing :)
<1> whenever you make a change to the httpd.conf apache needs to re-read it
<2> punani: gentoo ?
<4> from memory, gentoo is a popular linuxdistribution which most debian users believe is crap, due to the fact that compiling, in contrary to popular belief, doesnt speed up things or as a user put it : jayk> oh i tried gentoo jayk> but after i went to bed and woke up jayk> it was still compiling jayk> forget that crap, or http://distrocenter.linux.com/article.pl?sid=06/09/12/213246&tid=108
<3> how do i do that Napta?
<3> sorry for being a nub :[
<1> apachectl restart
<3> kk
<3> hmm still the same
<3> i must've missed something
<1> is php4 actually loaded/
<1> ?
<3> uh, it's installed
<3> dunno about loaded
<1> look for a LoadModule php4_module in your httpd.conf - debian's apache config is highly modular, so im not sure if its in tehre
<1> or another file
<1> brb
<1> ( i hate the debian apache config )
<3> nope
<3> php4_module don't exist in config
<1> any other LoadModule statements ?
<3> uh
<3> nope
<1> im not sure if debian puts them in the httpd.conf or somewhere else. I'd of ***umed in the httpd.conf
<1> but who knows
<3> hmm
<3> what should i do?
<1> if you installed php4
<1> it should of done it all for you afaik
<1> google :)
<2> ok guys, pop quiz, which movie: "It's a UNIX system. I know this."
<1> perhaps try reinstalling the php4
<3> k
<1> speed !
<3> with apt-get ?
<1> however you origionally did it
<3> i didn't
<1> huh ?
<3> i chose webserver from the net install disc
<3> so it did it automatically
<1> DOH
<3> lol
<1> type: which php
<3> comes up with nothing
<1> php is not even installed man
<5> Kristian: jur***ic park
<1> oh
<3> php4 is already the newest version.
<1> you cheat
<1> you're right, tchang !
<5> no id idn't
<5> i just read it
<1> its that girl !
<3> it says it is
<2> tchang: whooo, ten points!
<5> yea
<5> w0rd
<1> damn you
<1> another !
<3> i did apt-get install php4
<3> says its already installed, lol



<2> What's the airspeed velocity of a swallow ?
<1> that won't install an apache module
<1> apt-cache search php4
<3> mmm
<3> lots
<5> hahaha
<3> libapache2-mod-php4
<3> that?
<1> yup
<5> Kristian: a european swallow or an african swallow
<1> if you use apache2
<3> sweet
<2> tchang: ay! another ten points for you
<1> bastard!
<2> so far we have: tchang: 20 points, all the rest of you: 0.
<2> though ...
<5> you're goddamn right
<1> i bet tchang is like, steven speilberg or something
<1> you wrote the movies!
<5> hahah
<2> I'm actually watching jur***ic park for the record
<1> you bastard
<5> haha
<3> it says that someone else is using port 80 (obviously apache) so i stop apache and run apache 2 ?
<1> im gonna watch tremors tonight :)
<1> 1,2,3
<5> i'm listening to the song from the gears of war commercial
<5> damn i haven't seen tremors in quite a while
<1> oh me too
<1> mad world
<1> gary jules
<3> something else*
<1> love that song
<5> yeah
<1> stop apache
<1> apachectl stop
<5> i'm about to listen to the original version
<3> ok
<3> done
<5> i love using google to find mp3s :)
<1> Addicted_: you should not run a web server if you don't know this stuff man
<2> I find that jur***ic park isn't nearly as impressive now as it was when I was a kid
<1> you are likely to get hacked
<2> or rather: when it was new
<3> it's only internal
<5> kristian: yeah i loved that movie when it came out
<2> s/hacked/cracked/
<3> only really need the phpmyadmin/mysql side of it
<5> i remember being 12 and scared as all hell of raptors
<2> hehe, yeah
<3> how do i start the apache2 server?
<3> apache2ctl? lol
<5> hell me and my best friend got jur***ic park for the snes
<5> and were scared by portions of the 16-bit reality :o
<2> haha
<5> try to catch me ridin' dirty!
<5> bwahah
<1> love that song
<2> I actually dug out the old snes a week ago
<1> you see me rollin'
<5> haha
<5> this song... is entertaining :)
<5> good club song
<1> me and my room mate are big fans of r&b
<2> been playing donkey kong country, super mario kart and super mario world :P
<3> apache 2 running, omg its still the same.
<5> i like hiphop
<5> not so much r&b
<1> i love all music really
<5> but the line is so fine these days
<1> can't say a genre that i dislike
<1> indeed
<5> you like country music?
<1> sure


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