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<0> which it is by default :)
<0> haha, did anyone see woot.com today?
<1> it's horrible
<0> seriously horrible
<0> 10 PS2 keyboards
<0> whoa
<2> THe site brings in 40 million a year
<2> 1 item per day
<2> jesus, the **** people do for money
<0> they have some amazing deals
<0> the 61" tv was like...
<0> sigh
<3> got to love windows
<4> Vista?
<3> no
<3> XP I belive



<4> whats problem ?
<3> takeing a retarded .NET web course
<4> heh
<3> the problem? Only that this thing is retarded
<5> are you surrounded by people who think it's a really good idea?
<3> well, some think it's a good idea, yes.
<3> I wonder if whoever wrote this knew about relative paths
<6> morning
<7> I'm taking a win2k3 course
<7> :P and I hate windows
<6> I LUUUVE windows
<7> bastard
<3> I love windows too
<3> but onlythe type placed in houses as a means to look out/in of and give the sun som in-door exposure
<6> I was in my bathroom last night
<6> when I realised I could look out of the window... and see in to the neighbours
<6> awesome
<3> nice
<3> I ***ume they can do the same then...
<6> sort of
<6> our window is smaller than theres
<6> and they're probably not perverts like me :D
<6> er
<6> obervent*
<8> observant pervert == peeping tom
<6> my name is not tom
<6> aha
<5> webcam, so you can capture interesting things while you're not watching. also, register myneighbourtakinga****.com. that's sure to make you money.
<6> i have a spare webcam hrmm
<6> my axis wireless cam is not with me though
<9> UES
<9> yes, even
<9> that swede had my nick for far too long
<10> tar han i den tvan?
<9> gazunteit
<10> "does he take up in the ***"
<9> lol
<9> btw I meant to ask you yesterday, the KDE based desktops that you manage; how do you control configuration? using red carpet or cfengine or just imaging, or something else?
<10> imaging
<9> cool
<11> rza, literally it is "does he take it in the two?"
<10> avtobiff: jag talar svenska
<11> okej
<10> so i know that
<6> okej!
<6> slampa!
<10> but the direct translation isnt suitable in this case
<6> fitta!
<6> hej!
<11> i know
<11> hej Napta_!
<6> hej !
<12> Napta_: ask your swedish gf 'fr jag lapa dig tills du kommer?'
<6> shes at college
<6> shes pretty bad at swedish too, for a swedish person
<6> keeps forgetting words and stuff
<11> lol
<6> totally britishorized
<6> ahh my stats script collected so much rrd data when i was sleeping
<6> awesome
<13> anyone ar0und



<10> ask?
<14> If you have a question, just ask away on channel. If somebody knows, they'll answer :) For best results, be specific, informative, complete, concise and on-topic! Don't ask if you can ask a question first. Also don't ask if anyone uses/knows about foo. Please don't be demanding or insulting. Remember, we're all volunteers. Finally, please don't /msg people without permission or demand an answer from one particular person. Thanks!
<3> I hope to god that 0 was a typo
<9> don't you mean you hope to g0d? ;)
<3> don't you mean "d0n't y0u mean y0u h0pe to god?" ?
<9> haha
<3> 10 print funny
<3> 20 goto 10
<9> LOAD "MYFUNNY.PRG" ,8,1
<9> LOADING
<9> READY.
<9> RUN
<6> urghhhhh, **** you, rrdtool
<9> mrtg2database 4evah!
<6> nevahh
<9> rrdtool is da sux0r
<6> I like rrd
<3> rrdtool is ok
<3> but not very intuitive imo
<9> having the data in mysql lets you integrate with nagios and other tools so that you can make one uber interface to in the darkness bind them
<6> eh, there is plenty of documentation
<6> phobia: we log rrd to mysql :)
<9> ahh... why though?
<9> unnecessary layer there
<6> the boss does some sort of magic with it
<6> oh sorry
<6> we're not logging rrd to mysql
<6> we're using perfparse
<6> it logs the nagios data to mysql
<6> not the rrd
<9> yah
<9> nagios to mysql is essential
<9> I was so annoyed when they got rid of native support in 2
<6> hehe
<9> I was even further annoyed by their attitude about it
<6> building perfparse under sunos was a nightmare
<6> **** you, perfparse
<9> "let someone write a plugin then"
<6> hehe
<9> I just didn't upgrade, stole plugins from 2.x as I needed them
<6> hehe
<9> there are a few things that 2x delivers that would be nice though, like the ability to use bangs to exclude individual hosts or services when defining a hostgroup or servicegroup
<6> I had to break out DTrace to debug a nagios issue
<6> was awesome
<6> we were using a nagios plugin to monitor our NetApp NAS for failed disks right..
<6> so I pulled a disk out to test how the NAS/nagios would respond
<6> and nagios alerted 'MISSING DISK' doh
<6> stupid netapp
<6> figured the thing would just fail if it was removed, not highlight it as missing heh
<6> we use alot of ganglia too
<15> ~
<6> polar bear
<6> who is good at DIY?
<6> bah, wrong sort of people to ask I guess
<15> what's diy?
<15> good morning btw
<15> gonna have a mini lan party start here in two hours :>
<6> heheh cool
<16> hey debian installation cd doesnt find my sata harddisk :/
<6> I have a broken radiator :(
<6> trance_: what kernel did you choose ?
<16> well im on Partion Disks
<16> i havent choose kernel yet
<12> get the latest etch installer
<12> sata is still a bit tricky though
<16> etch ?
<14> i guess etch is http://www.debian.org/releases/testing/, or http://cdimage.debian.org/
<16> i use debian-31r4-i386-binary-1.iso
<6> morning nagual
<12> morning sugar
<12> how are you
<6> good good.
<6> and yourself ?
<12> im great


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