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<0> what kind
<1> alot of his **** doesn't even make it into theater, just DVD and internet streaming
<0> lol
<1> slasher flics
<1> flicks
<1> like.... vampire girls tricking old men to their lair, where they drink their blood and beat the **** out of them
<1> he's pretty good at what he does
<1> but you'll never see one his movies on a big screen
<2> I had this movie where vampire girls lure men into their lair... then have *** with them. Much better
<1> haha
<1> yeah, his movies always have gratious *** and violence in them
<3> Is his name by any chance Uwe Boll?
<1> no
<3> Oh
<3> Too bad
<1> it's Don Patterson



<3> Might have had an ******in contract for you then.
<1> hahah
<4> ******ins?
<4> UPS?
<4> I hate UPS....
<4> flyback--: UPS hates canadians too... you finally have something in common with someone else :D
<1> Idle`: he has something in common with David Berkowitz too... in that he hears voices, and wishes death on innocent ppl
<1> hehe jk
<4> haha
<1> he'll come in here one day, and tell us his neighbor's 2000 year old dog named Harvey, told him to kill
<4> mmm, harvey
<1> yeah, that's the name of my pit bull :P
<1> i named him after the dog that told David Berkowitz to kill
<1> heh
<5> bye world, iam out to celebrate that someone stole the dead body of jesus some time ago! adios!
<1> bj0rn: i've found jesus, and he's in the trunk of my car
<4> a bit decayed?
<1> naw, i only let him out when i need water turned into wine
<1> i told him if he's really the son of god, he can find his own way out
<1> heh
<4> hah
<6> Let's get off this topic, girls.
<1> wh***up troop? :P
<1> yeah... flyback will come back and flip
<6> Nothing, really.
<4> hows king koopa, troopa ?
<6> He's alright. Not like he use to be though.
<1> you made a funny
<4> ;)
<6> He has been kind of depressed every since the DS hit the U.S. retail market.
<1> troopa: is that what you call your penis or somethin?
<1> hehe
<6> ever*
<6> Yes.
<1> aww... nintendo
<6> My penis is king koopa.
<4> I want that new Mario platformer... I got myself a DS but never play it
<6> Large, scary and powerful.
<7> My penis is "peeper"
<4> my penis is 'teeny weenie'
<6> Like the little candies?
<1> good to name bodily apandages after video game characters
<4> er, I mean
<6> My *** is named Zelda.
<7> there's candy called peeper?!
<1> my penis is called The Legend of Zelda
<6> Uhh.
<1> because ppl think it's a myth
<1> until i whip it out
<1> heh
<6> Dude. No.
<6> I claimed Zelda first.
<4> _mre|666: well, theyre together enough to be called the same name...
<1> you said your *** is called zelda
<7> haha
<1> eww
<1> you nasty
<4> :D
<6> Your mouth is Gannons tower.



<1> Idle`: lol no, hell no
<6> Who the hell put anime ****s in the topic?
<4> well, it does
<1> prolly flyback
<7> <---
<7> flyback loves anime
<6> No. Flyback and I love anime.
<1> phire: you ****
<1> anime > phire
<4> I saw an animated gif the other day trying to explain how your not normal if you dont beat off to hentai... I was disturbed
<6> GRRR.
<1> heh
<7> hah
<7> I can't stand the ****
<7> The animation is so unbelievably retarded
<1> i like Cowboy Beebop
<1> and most other anime with decent plots
<6> I love Rurouni Kenshin and Full Metal.
<6> Bleach owns too.
<4> _mre|666: you like male on male animated porn... soo..
<6> I have the complete Full Metal series in japanese.
<1> Idle`: only in your dreams
<7> ew
<1> heh
<7> Japanese voices are even more annoying
<4> _mre|666: my wet dreams!? ;)
<6> Dude, the japanese versions are like the uncut versions.
<1> phire: i had Princess Mononoke when it was in jap theaters
<1> now that's a ****in cl***ic
<6> The U.S. always gays it up.
<1> took me weeks to figure out what it was about
<1> had to get the transcripts from the net
<7> I doubt anime itself is any more gay because the U.S. has to tone it down
<1> well... depends
<4> phire: yar!
<7> Like the link in the topic earlier that was simply retarded
<1> the guy that did Mononoke always does good ****
<6> phire: Those are fighting words where I come from.
<1> pretty sure it was the same guy that did Akira
<7> troopa, Where I come from, it's corn bread and chicken.
<4> mmmm, chicken
<1> phire is a certified redneck
<6> phire!!
<4> with BBQ sauce!?
<1> he lives in Nebraska
<6> Let's settle this in WoW.
<1> heh
<4> rofl
<7> hah. pick on the newb.
<6> I'm from AR.
<6> I have the short end of the stick.
<1> aww...
<7> _mre|42o, Yeah but I live in Omaha which is a significantly large metropolitan city.. well, large for being a 25 mile radius.. 400,000 people
<1> hillbillies to the left of me, and hillbillies to the right
<6> I'm really different for my area though.
<6> Most people hate me because I am the anti-redneck.
<1> 400k is a small city
<4> _mre|666: that normally means your hillbilly too, since they rarely spread out into patches...
<6> Plus, southern girls are very hot.
<6> Can't beat that.
<1> columbus is like twice that
<7> _mre|666, not small when it's all packed within a 25 mile radius
<7> _mre|666, basically, we have big city life in a small city
<1> cincy isn't... your city is about the same size as my home town
<4> troopa: yes you can... canadian girls (when not in parkas), are very hot
<6> They run around in like these thongs and bikini tops in the summer and run to the swimming hole.
<6> I go to that damn swimming hole and watch them like a pervert.
<4> hell, even when in parkas theyre hot, just of a different type
<1> southern girls grow up listening to Johnny Cash, and marry tobacco chewing, F150 owning rednecks
<1> i see it all the time, on Jerry Springer
<7> I heard in Texas that even the ugly girls are hot
<6> idle: All I am saying is when the average temp is 100F every day in the summer..
<1> phire: like the Bush sisters


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