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<0> Microsoft Monkey Colony on Mars
<0> Microsoft has announced that a team of monkeys will be shot into space in 2005 to establish the first Martian Colony. At a recent press conference, Bill Gates confirmed, "We are already training the monkeys to do simple tasks like reboot the space ship when it blue screens.
<0> rofl
<1> Microsoft Invades Cuba
<1> Microsoft's plan to invade cuba and overthrow the government has succeeded. One Microsoft official said "It's a win-win situation. The US Government is happy and shuts up the DOJ while Microsoft institutes a monopoly within Cuba for everything from computer software to toilet paper.
<0> haha
<1> Hehehehe
<2> whats that site?
<1> http://www.mslinux.org/
<0> MS Linux Faces Competition
<0> Microsoft has hired lawyers to attack it's own product line in an attempt to confuse the DOJ. This stunning new tactic shows great promise according to several Harvard Law professors, although many expressed confusion when questioned about the long term effects of this campaign.
<0> HAHAHA
<3> thats sweet
<0> that's funny
<4> was is windows more popular then mac ?
<4> why*
<1> That's a good question
<4> mac os*
<1> Possibly because Mac is its' own computer and Windows is on any computer
<1> (except a mac) hehe
<4> =/
<5> because people like it more and it is generally cheaper
<5> the latter being the biggest reason
<5> i dont like mac. I like double clicking
<5> not click, hold, then release to select
<5> thats a big pain in the cock
<4> im trying to write a paper about microsoft and apple but i need to know how it originall became more popular
<6> i'm looking for a video converter program that will take my video clips and avi files and turn them into .mpegs .... anyone know of one?
<4> originally *
<4> there are tons
<4> if you do a google search for "avi to mpeg" converter - you should find what you are looking for
<7> watch Pirates of Silicon Valley
<7> tells whole story
<7> u can get it off torrents
<4> ill jsut rent it
<7> oh i didnt know they had that one for rent
<4> hopefully they do =X
<8> hi guys n pals, where can i get editable flash files? tnx
<9> What New York City mayor instituted $50 tickets for jaywalking?
<3> OUCH
<10> well at least the botnet is organized
<10> lol
<3> yeah
<3> its not like FenrisWf had ops just yesterday...
<0> yeah...
<3> and Kuragari!
<0> and Akuma
<7> akuma deserves ops next
<10> ops > ***
<0> i dont think anyone should deserve ops
<0> people need to earn it
<1> *** > *
<7> how did flyback rate ops in here??
<1> You got an A+
<1> Prime if we're talkin meat, AAA if we're talkin bud
<11> konkat cops never bother you about jaywalking in nyc unless you're doing something incredibly stupid and they need a reason to detain you
<1> Like smokin a blunt wearin a '**** da police' shirt with Rodney Kings face on the front.. whistling a racist hymm
<11> no one would ever be on time if they ticket'd us for jaywalking in nyc
<7> yeah, we sure wouldnt wanna be 'racist', would we ?
<1> I'm in Chicago, and there's no way traffic cops could enforce that.. they're (wo)manning corners
<7> cuz like that would be bad
<11> traffic cops don't enforce it, nypd does
<1> Traffic cops here are cops, not ticket cops.. but cops in traffic
<1> Not the parking enforcer people
<11> yeah, we have both
<1> Meter maids
<11> and now we have trash cops too
<1> Yah, traffic cops here carry guns =P
<11> sanitation police
<1> Haha
<11> they're insane too
<11> totally insane
<11> they don't know their own regulations for ****, and can't identify materials on sight
<11> "dude, this isn't alumninum, it's lead, it doesn't get recycled with aluminum"
<11> to which they reply.. "well it looks like a can to me"
<1> ****.. aluminum is worth $$.. I wouldn't throw that away =P
<1> Depending on the grade.. but still worth somethin
<11> lol
<7> sounds like u live in nyc
<11> yep
<7> sorry to hear it
<11> not at all, i love nyc
<7> figures
<11> lived many other places, always come back here
<11> and thanks for the hate, love you too
<1> Chicago, no NYC.. never been there
<1> I hear it's dirty!
<7> good im glad nyc residents stay in nyc, works out nice
<11> what'd I do to deserve this?
<7> kinda like rats stayin in their holes, hehe
<11> ops? what happened to the "don't be an ***hole" rule here?
<1> Did you vote for Hillary? If so.. THAT
<7> bet ya got one of those humongous ratlike nyc accents too, right ?
<10> jenn's right :P
<11> and jenn` is <pipsqeek>, not a girl even though he uses a female nick
<1> ****.. we got big rats here too
<4> damn it
<1> Here kitty kitty.. here kitty, OH ****!! RUN!!!!
<4> i changed my research topic again
<4> to
<7> i call nyc folks molepeople
<4> A Comparison of the Big Three
<4> Microsoft, Apple, Linux
<4>
<10> lol
<1> Next thing ya know there's a rabbies infested 30 lb. rat charging at ya hissing
<11> and jenn, no.. I speak quite well. No noticeable accent. People tend to be suprised that I'm from nyc when I travel abroad.
<7> cuz most of them physically LOOK like moles
<1> That's cause you're probably in the burbs =P
<11> nope
<11> Manhattan
<10> he's from JOYSEY!
<11> I think the people whith the nyc twang sound like idiots
<11> *whith
<11> arg
<11> -h
<1> Well I'm from Chicago inner-city, and until the day I die when I travel people call me on it
<1> You're from Chicago huh? ..****ers
<11> Although, I am originally from brooklyn.
<1> Overseas they have no clue though
<11> They see movies
<11> and beleive what they see
<1> About what?
<11> People from other countries still expect to see hookers and pimps in times square
<11> it hasn't been like that since the 80's
<10> they're just down the street now
<0> yeah, and california is just a big beach full of bigbreasted blondes
<0> so says TV
<10> TV IS ALWAYS RIGHT
<11> charlez yeah.. 8th avenue.. but it's still nothing like you see on tv or in the movies
<0> heh
<12> wtf?
<12> 16:42 < jenn`> akuma deserves ops next
<11> it WAS like that in the mid 70's though
<12> despy: You around?
<12> Kuragari: What's up?
<1> ****
<1> Goto California & you'll see hookers & pimps
<1> Goto the inner-cities of NY citie(s)? or Chicago and you'll see hookers atleast =P
<1> Selling drugs in residential areas
<13> i want a hooker
<1> I would suggest going to a country where it's legal and atleast somewhat regulated =P
<1> Street hookers have no credibility
<1> Hehehe
<13> yeh true
<1> Amsterdam in the house
<13> its the fact that i would probly end up dying thats stopping me
<1> Won't get anything too tight, but she'll look good
<1> Baaah
<1> Dying?
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