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<0> 2 guys managing 12 boxes handling e-mail for 475k people isn't an enterprise level environment, although it may be considered an enterprise level system
<0> 9 guys guys managing the same 12 boxes might be
<1> more like 10K plus guys managing thousands of machines
<0> nod
<1> in fact, I bet that my company has more computers than most of the fortune 500 combined
<0> the resources neccessary for that would have to be an enterprise level environment
<1> my brand of the company has more computers than the other 3 combined
<1> branch that is
<0> what industry does your branch of the company serve?
<1> aerospace
<0> (or industries)
<0> nod
<1> well, we are aerospace :)
<0> very high computing requirements
<1> and I do nothing in that branch that has jack **** to do with aerospace
<1> infact, by trade, I am a pharmacist



<0> heh
<0> so you don't maintain systems there?
<2> I'm an electrical engineer at Argonne National Lab
<2> .. I repair vending machines, *cough cougH*
<0> :)
<0> dude, you'll havta show me what to press to get free sodas
<0> lol
<3> when i get a degree id rather work in some kinda of big enterprise
<0> I used to know certain models maintenence codes, but forgot them
<1> Sanguinez: hahaha
<2> Use a tumble-lock pick
<1> dont even need that
<0> heh
<1> use a nut driver and a sledge :)
<1> not that I have ever done that before......
<1> me and my brother welded a socket onto a solid steel shaft and then onto a small play and he would hold, I would hit
<1> oh, memories
<1> young and stupid
<0> nah, alotta older machines (as you likely know) have sequences you can press on the selection panels/buttons to run diagnostics, including clear the chute, or "deposit 1"
<0> ie: free soda
<4> :o
<4> what ever happened to the old stick a quarter in with a string
<3> you can also pour salt water down the quarter hole
<4> trick
<2> If you somehow clog a toll machine, people will tend to still put there money in it.. then you can come back a lil later and collect
<0> *sigh*
<0> I'm just talking about the occasional free pepsi
<3> salt water will give you money and soda, but it will be spitting **** out like mad
<0> which is handy when I used to be on-site and didn't have change for a machine with broken dollar slots
<0> is/was
<2> Salt water is more conductive, but wouldn't that just short it out?
<5> ok i dont need this 2.1ghz machine. underclock but 400 fsb 1.2ghz
<0> just pour mercury down the hole
<2> I had a huge jar of that stuff
<2> I used to work estate sales, and we did a dentists house
<0> mercury is nasty stuff
<5> hmm this ch growing :)
<0> gotta be mad careful not to let it absorb through your skin
<2> I wanted a friend to put it in a handblown gl*** piece, but he didn't wanna mess w/it
<2> Duh
<0> smart friend
<2> Naah, he's a bitch
<6> http://www.criminalplaza.nl/click.php?x=Mescob
<0> ok
<0> smart bitch
<2> It woulda been thick enough not to break
<2> Guano
<4> mmm
<2> Fried Guinea Pig
<2> Haggus
<7> as per the previous discussion 12 pages up, its 2 of us managing a 4 domain forest inclusive of 3 routers, 6 switches, 47 servers and 75 workstations approx. and is inclusive of exchange for interoffice messaging and two m*** mailing systems. We also manage a full rack of a hot site standby with bit level replication.
<7> tons of enterprise software running
<0> 2 of you ?
<7> yep
<0> *shudder* workload
<7> yep
<7> ;>
<7> its a lot of work
<7> but we work very well as a team
<0> private or .edu?
<7> private



<6> http://www.criminalplaza.nl/click.php?x=Mescob
<0> sounds like back end support for a regional hardware chain
<7> is an internet marketing/payday loan company
<7> lots of sql servers, web servers, mail servers, etc
<0> nod
<1> I am not busting on you despy, but
<0> yeah, I wasn't going there
<1> how can you work for a payday loan place
<1> and I am not judging you
<0> but I was thinking it
<7> why should i care what makes them money?
<1> just I couldnt
<1> well, I was just going on the predatory practices those places use
<7> my job is to keep the infrastructure running and to implement new technology
<5> my mainland china visit ****s, no internet access in the dorm! aarg
<1> and I am sure that somepeople thought that was ok with the nazi's also
<0> esd_ :(
<1> :)
<5> but sometimes silence is good
<5> pc stress ppl
<1> not that it is in the same realm
<0> "I don't spam anyone, I just maintain the systems they use to spam everyone."
<7> the organization follows all can-spam laws
<0> was my tought
<0> *thought
<1> well, I can say I follow the law, I dont speed, most of the time
<5> why wont we all shutdown all our boxes and enjoy the sun and the sands... :P
<1> following can-spam is about useless
<1> yeah, come on out and enjoy the sands and sun here in Nebraska
<1> we can bask along the Missouri
<0> no, he's right, if they strictly adhere to can-spam..
<7> following can-spam means if someone hits unsubscribe, they are unsubscribed
<0> but most just say they do
<7> among many other things
<1> see the **** and the dead cows float by
<1> I dont care about unsubscribing, how do people get on the list #1, and is it obfuscated on how to get off
<7> the main source of the list is payday loan applicants
<1> see, I dont believe in buisness advertising AT ALL in email unless a pop up box says, or you are told, hey, you are going to get email from us and our affilaites and THESE ARE OUR AFFILIATES
<0> most people won't hit unsubscribe, because they know 99% of the spam they get means hitting unsubscribe just confirms they read and receive the spam so they get sold to even more "qualified lists"
<7> the company pays heavily for SE placement
<7> FenrisWf: the application plainly states that
<7> dont hate the ones that follow the rules because others dont
<1> it says ALL the affiliates
<1> no just AFFLILATES
<1> that means our affiliates are anyone we sell the list to, cause we are affiliated with them thru our willingness to sell
<0> I know the industry well enough to know that the payday loan companies may run a legit in-house operation (for the most part) but still pay 3rd parties for the less than legitimate spam traffic
<1> ie, we are affiliated with Joes Rat Shack and Burger King
<0> but that's because most marketing execs need to be shot in the head twice
<0> nice double tap and walk away proud the world is less one evil ****er
<1> cause I absolutely DETEST my companies recruitment practices, I think they should be beat with a 2X4
<1> and I think that someone needed to go to jail a LONG time ago because of it
<7> welp, as far as my job goes, i have no part in how they handle affiliates mailing
<7> my job is to manage our network and network resources
<7> and our own mail servers
<7> the rest is up to the marketing dept
<1> and now, I have to sort photos and get all this stuff posted so I can start selling it
<1> lets kill the marketing department then
<8> just had fun with spyfalcon spyware
<8> had to delete reg entries unregister dll
<7> marketers are worse than a personal injury attorney
<8> pain in the ***
<7> heh
<7> ambulance chaser
<7> ;p
<1> that isnt the lawyers fault though really, that is societies fault partly also
<7> but seriously, if this place didn't follow can-spam and take it seriously I would have a much harder time working here.. and would demand more pay
<7> ;p
<1> if fat *** cows and low lifes that think they have been wronged would stop bringing suit
<7> its the american way
<1> the guy that has been working a minimum wage job thinks that he is worth 20 million is ridiculous
<7> as shameful as it may be
<1> I will tell you what americas problem is


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