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<0> do you speak english?
<0> do you prefer to speak swedish?
<0> ya? j/k =P
<1> no one preferes to speak swedish :
<0> heh
<1> homo
<0> ok my computer
<0> is killing me
<2> Killer computers?
<2> Alroight. We got our homework.
<0> haha
<0> can't wait to hearthis.
<0> its just SO ****ING SLOW
<0> and i can't locate the problem
<0> its not windows, or my hard drive.
<3> uninstall recent programs?
<0> i reformated first.
<0> than i bought a new hard drive so
<0> the issue must be in my hardware somewhere.
<3> drivers?
<0> drivers for what =/
<0> ive reforamted 800 times
<0> never had to install any drivers
<0> heres whawts wierd.
<0> i had to remove my video card and put it in anohter compute for a few days
<0> when i put it back in and loaded up
<3> nforce motherboard?
<0> dell.
<0> =)
<3> ati or nvidia video card?
<0> um
<0> hrm
<3> sigh dell
<0> im not sure, its waht ever came with my dell
<0> lol
<0> ive never had problems with a dell
<0> for 8 years
<0> i got a dell that still runs good with windows 98,
<0> never had a problem with any compenent.
<2> You will have when you upgrade it ;D
<2> You will have problems with *EVERY* comphonent =P
<0> =/
<0> but i didn't upgrade it
<1> dell usually ships intel graphics :P
<0> i put my old video card back in..
<4> dell can lick my chode
<0> all i did was add some more ram and last was, last month
<0> thx.
<0> do you know what a chode is?
<2> !google chode
<2> hum
<5> [Google] #1 Urban Dictionary: chode ( http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=chode )
<5> [Google] Desc: Urban Dictionary is a slang dictionary with your definitions. Define your world.
<1> good googling!
<0> lol
<2> ;P
<0> :(~
<2> Hum., We have access to the schools printer
<2> What should I print?
<0> the definition to chode
<1> akuma, meatspin.com
<4> 1) the skin between your balls and your ***hole
<4> 2) a stupid person who does stupid things1) "dude, my gf licked my chode last night"
<4> 2) "tara is such a chode sometimes
<4> The area between your srotum and rectum... from the mid 1800's when this was thought to be a muscle. In 1879, it first showed up in medical books as Chodimus Maximus, and was later shortened to Chode in 1903. In 1920 it was discovered to actually not be a muscle, but the name stuck!!!
<4> In french it is known as the Taint and the Souix Indian Tribe effectionately called it the fleshy fun bridge
<4> ahh the mystical chode.
<0> really.
<2> Maybe I should print out pages form www.orgy.com or something
<2> daedalus`: Mind you, this ain't english cl*** ;D
<4> 1. dirty rainbow link send redefine 2 up, 1 down
<4> When you aim your *** up in the air & shoot diarreah onto someones faceMy friend p***ed out on the couch so I gave him a dirty rainbow
<4> OMFG
<2> I didnd't need to know that...
<2> Great
<2> Now we get a 10 min break
<2> From all the hard work
<2> Ain't that right, jord4385? ;D
<1> that ****s gross
<1> white people disgust me
<1> the **** they do if someones sleeping
<4> that'll teach you to sleep with one eye open
<4> heh **** man if someone did that to me they would die
<4> i would beat them to death with my bare hands
<2> You think that's dirty.
<2> Check up the defenition on Dirty Sanchez.
<4> already know that one
<4> the donkey punch, the dirty hitler, cleveland steamer
<4> all good thingst o read up on
<1> used to work at a resturant that had food steamers, and the company name was cleveland
<2> =O
<4> welp, thats not a cleveland steamer bud :)
<1> guess you missed the joke
<4> got it.. but the true steamer is funnier
<0> heh
<4> well, for the sake of completion, here is one version
<0> cleveland steamer
<4> 1. dirty rainbow link send redefine 2 up, 1 down
<4> err
<4> damn c/p
<4> The cleveland steamer is far more specific than the listings I have seen here. A ***ual act by nature (fetish) the cleveland steamer is when one person craps on another person's chest and (very important) then sits down and rocks back and forth like a steam roller.
<4> Billy had just gotten out of the shower, so me and John gave min a cleveland steamer.
<4> i was afraid of breaking up with Jen face to face, so i gave her a cleveland steamroller after she fell asleep and ditched.
<4> mmm good times
<4> ive managed to fofend the entire channel i believe
<4> or at least kill the convo
<4> sweet
<4> so, how bout if you talk some it will scroll that off the screen
<4> ;p
<0> heh
<2> Moooooh
<0> MNOIPSDFSDJKO
<2> Really?
<1> my sack smells awful
<6> ewww
<6> man was that the wrong time to enter a channel
<1> haha
<2> lol
<2> I'm so bored
<2> I'm going to add that to bash.org
<1> i'd submit that to bash if they actually admitted quotes
<0> my sack smells awful
<0> WWTF =[
<4> why are you smelling your sack anyways
<4> speaking of strotal sacks
<4> mornin compdoc
<4> ;>
<7> phffft
<0> it just happens you know
<0> when you scratch your nuts
<0> you just have to smell it
<2> ...
<1> exactly
<2> Do we really need to discuss this issue? =P
<4> now was it a scratch and sniff or was it a throw the legs over the head and sniff?
<7> lol
<1> its like after you wipe your ***, you have to look at the remains
<4> i dont look until im pretty sure its all gone
<8> hello. are there modems that can receieve fax and be used as answering machine while the computer is turned off?
<4> how would a modem act as an answering machine without the computer being turned on?
<1> i think once i get a new job i'm gonna make a little mini dvr box
<8> despy the same way answering machine does it
<4> jeboo... can the answering machine work if the power is off to it?
<4> you can run a program on the computer that will make it act like an answering machine, yes.
<4> but not if the computer isnt on
<8> despy there are external modems with separated power
<8> adapters
<4> really? an external modem? NO ****IN WAY!
<2> =O
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