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<0> look at your other choices
<1> Hey guys... When I test the throughput for a switch on an ethernet I get around 90 mb/s but the theroetical data rate is about 100.... now, I think it's something to do with the protocol (and the way the data in the frame/packet is sent) Idle247 kindly helped me out a bit but I got d/c
<2> lol
<3> Heh
<2> gayin lol
<3> L Ron Hubbard was questioned by serveral jurisdictional courts and judges in the US:
<4> its funny, beckham accepted the offer because of tom cruise and posh spice being scientologiests...
<3> He didn't attend to any of them.
<0> Jews get their **** cut, muslusms: muhammad whatever hsi face slept with a 6 year old girl, Christian's cant get their stories straight
<3> That makes him a criminal, right?
<1> Beckham made a good deal lol
<1> going to america
<4> nighty`: yep
<4> but, it looks like hes starting scientology
<2> woh cares hes a nobody in skope of things
<1> lol



<5> yeah for $250 million
<4> nighty`: the protocol is the overhead, btw :)
<2> beckam this beckam that
<5> it's a good deal for anybody
<1> What do you mean by the overhead, Idle? :)
<2> in 5 years time he wont be able to kick a ball
<5> so what?
<2> and he wont look so pretty either
<4> overhead, as in, the metadata thats included when sending
<5> he'll have $250 million
<1> the payload?
<2> so it's like paris hilton
<2> like WHO GIVES A FUCJ
<5> he's not giving a ****, he's earning $250 million!
<1> (everything but the header)
<4> plus you also need to take into account the acknowlegements
<5> I'd **** Paris Hilton.
<2> like pfft 350 mill rofl
<2> at that
<2> you all think he got 250 clean
<2> right there and then
<4> nighty`: your actual speed is measured in how much of the payload makes it
<2> lol
<4> that 100mbps also includes the metadata, the headers
<1> ok...
<2> sp
<5> yeah and it's called "overhead"
<2> so
<2> the flow of sperm over your head
<2> is called over head
<0> skope: dont call me gayin kthx
<0> :)
<1> when you say metadata though, do you mean the payload? I'm a bit confused by this term
<4> no
<4> I mean the protocol info
<1> ok....
<2> gayin i hope you get the aids
<4> you also need to consider there is other info being sent over the link
<4> you can never get 100mbps, with or without the headers
<2> nighty back in school eh
<1> lol
<1> University :p
<4> <3 university
<2> allright
<0> Idle247
<0> you can get 100mbps
<2> if all goes well i start this 120k contract next week
<2> you enjoy your ramen
<0> if you have a 1gb line
<2> and i tell you what
<0> :P
<4> qayin: haha, true dat
<2> american univesity makes dumb people :D
<0> Idle247: you taking a networking course?
<1> Idle, the theoretical data rate ALSO includes the metadata and the headers, you mean?
<1> I <3 America
<4> qayin: no, security now
<4> nighty`: yes
<0> i'm taking a network security course too :P
<1> Ahhh
<4> its only the signaling rate on the line



<2> so if someone slides it up your posterier you get the main table, the metadata and the discaded packets all at once in your arse
<1> Idle: You are goooood :D
<4> 100M bit times per second
<2> that is so efficient and expectant of a donut puncher like you
<2> once again, if you are gay i hope you get the aids and don't you try to double father a child either
<2> kthxbye
<4> Akuma: kill it, please
<2> Idle247 you wanna drop?
<2> of the irc?
<0> lol
<0> skope
<2> what you sayin?
<0> ur boats are nothing
<2> ****ing cunt
<2> i am going
<0> if he drops
<4> *sigh*
<2> but i wil ****ing take you home
<0> i'll null ur domain
<2> before i go
<1> lol
<2> gayain stfu faggot
<4> this is why EFNet is ****ed
<2> gayin
<2> this isnt my domain
<1> all the packeting? :p
<4> nighty`: yes
<1> heh
<0> skope, i dont care
<5> why is EFNet ****ed?
<2> [04:31AM] <0> i'll null ur domain
<2> ROFL
<2> MAO
<0> ur ip
<5> lack of ops?
<2> cya
<0> teh ip ur domain resolves to
<0> you konw what i mean
<2> gayin you **** just around the rim
<2> i know what you mean but i am not interested
<2> goodvye aids carrier
<0> skope: i find your comments offensive, please stop. I may develop suicial tendencies if you continue.
<2> gayin please hurry and kill yourself on youtube
<5> haha
<5> I mean haha @ qayin
<2> sure sure
<0> ;)
<5> yeah 'cos the youtube comment was totally gay and unfunny
<2> just cause it aint your tube
<5> it seems you're interested in my tube
<5> that makes you even gayer
<2> i am sure he will swallow just the same, do not fear scoropious
<0> oic
<2> scorpius imagine this, you wake up, thirst and wondering where you are, and then you realise you are tied down however comfortable on a soft matress, your mouth has been tied open and you awake to my sphincter opening and a steamy load heading towards your mouth (dont forget your wired head in place) so what do you do
<2> do you let it glide over your face
<2> do you swallow?
<6> thats nasty
<6> but im sure you know that
<2> everyone gone silent probably jacking off to this vision
<2> sick really
<1> Idle - Thanks :)
<7> anybody here know a work around for stupid *** compaq win xp recovery disks?
<7> when you change the hardware
<6> magtrix
<6> yep you have at least one chance
<6> the recovery cd isnt going to work though
<7> the bonehead phone monkey said it would work if i got the same size drive
<6> but what you can do is download a copy of xp sp2 and use your good key with it
<6> thats really a plus
<7> i would do that for my own stuff, but this is a customer's box
<6> ohh ok. man sorry to hear that
<7> and im sure if any little thing is different they'll poop their pants
<4> qayin: what?


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