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<0> childhood trauma build character
<1> oh wait duh flyBED does.
<2> SleepyBab HE'S OLD YOU STUPID CANUCK
<1> flyBED so? you're still a ****tard for getting the damn dog
<2> you want a timeout?
<2> no?
<1> flyBED why on earth would you get one?! Did your bitch run out on you ?
<2> then know your role, AND SHUT YOUR MOUTH!
<1> why don't you shut your legs
<2> I'M MALE DIP****
<1> that way no crotchdropping to have to spoil
<1> Yeah you're a dip**** so?
<1> OH
<1> you're too stupid to close them
<2> say goodnight ed
<1> well clearly if you got a two year old a dog



<2> *NEXT*
<2> wonder if you can give a dog pot
<3> I just blew my interview. :(
<4> CPU: AMD Athlon 64 X2 Dual Core 4200+, 2.50 GHz, 512 KB (47% Load)
<2> troopa **** happens
<3> I had a phone interview with a computer repair business that specializes in custom building, circut/PCB design, web design and administration. I pretty much blew the interview because I got nervous and started ranting.
<2> i've made a fool of myself at least 12 times
<3> I just don't know why I couldn't stop ranting.
<2> it's called nervous defence
<2> :P
<3> Well, I did get a job for a while at a local emergency center as a malware specialist.
<2> cool :)
<3> I got to remove malware from their mission-critical servers.
<2> keep those ****heads from ruining someone's day :)
<3> Stupid admin was behind on updates for a month!
<2> troopa you should play with avast antivirus and it's boot time scan option
<5> flybed: dog i grew up with had to go the same way
<5> it's sad
<3> I found a linux LiveCD that is nice for malware analysis.
<2> I had to put my fish down
<2> after 4 yrs
<2> couldn't do it, asked my dad
<3> With the NTFS hack.
<3> Reads well.
<2> put him in a freezer
<2> he had dropsy
<2> poor little guy :(
<2> not a very dignified way to go
<5> most ppl use the toliet, which isn't very dignified either
<5> heh
<5> a watery burial in the bathroom
<2> na
<5> oh well... i have to get ready for work
<2> I bury them at sea
<2> drop them off a bridge into the local river
<3> Would you say it is fair to put myself down as an intermediate level with installing and configuring a LAMP when I have successfully create two lamps using a falt tolerence configuration with hardened versions of each application?
<3> I even went as far to use virtualization to keep each service in a seperate segment from the system.
<3> So even if one were compromised, they couldn't really do much.
<2> http://www.liveaquaria.com/product/prod_Display.cfm?pCatId=856
<2> that was what midnight looked like
<2> the fancy breeds unfortunitely are more suspectable to disease
<2> dropsy is when their kidneys fail and they swell up like a football
<2> can't sink or swim
<3> Fine, no one answer me.
<3> Blokes.
<2> dude
<2> you are way beyond me
<2> calm down
<4> troopa
<4> you keep ranting at interviews?
<3> Yeah.
<4> you rant about your computer knowledge
<4> ?
<3> He said something about wireless networking and I went on and on about how I deem it insecure and that the only practical production application was to tunnel the traffic through a VPN using a secure encryption algorithm.
<3> He just kind of didn't know what to make of it.
<3> Like I was an idiot.
<2> wpa/wpa2 is pretty secure bro
<2> as long as you use a good cypher
<3> Chiper*
<4> troopa , I seriouslyl doubt he was interested in what you know about , wireless
<4> he wants you to work



<2> but it's good to bring that up
<2> actually
<3> flyback: There are still underlying flaws with wireless networking.
<4> still you are trying to get hired ,
<3> Well, he wanted someone with a security background.
<4> yeah but they still want to probably train you
<2> oh God
<3> What should I have said? "I often backpack the local wireless connections and even our local court house because they are too stupid to properly configure the network"?
<2> justin timerlamer new song is on
<4> if you know it all , what would he want you for
<3> Then he wouldn't have trusted me as a worker.
<6> all my networking gear here is Linksys Gigabit Switchs and a Dual wan Linksys router (100) all the workstations must got through the Router to get to the server . am I still getting the benifet of a gigabit network ? is there a way to test the throughput?
<3> Well, it would have been a step in the direction of the career I want.
<3> I have decided that I want to be a professional penetration tester.
<2> for local traffic
<2> sure
<4> sometimes employers arent really interested in what you know
<4> is what they can get out of you
<4> as far as work
<3> Well, he asked if I could help adminster his hosting services.
<4> and you said ?
<3> Since I am good at hardening apache, php and mysql along as optimization I would be good at that.
<3> I have recently setup two lamps for a security site using a falt tolerence configuration with services being inside virtualization.
<3> For added protection.
<4> no you say , yes I have back ground with apache
<3> fault*
<3> err.
<4> I am good ?
<6> Flyback - so i am getting the faster speed, or where you talking to some one else ?
<3> Crap. I am too tired to spell, lol.
<4> nah that will be for him to decide no?
<6> and is there a way to test it
<3> I don't know. I just need to stop my ranting.
<4> exactly
<4> do more listening next time
<3> It does prove that I do have a clue as to what I am talking about, but they hate that.
<4> instead of explaining
<3> I think they want someone below their skillset so they still have a place in the company.
<4> YAAY!
<4> troopa
<4> you want to get hired guy
<4> not hated hehe because you know alot of IT stuff
<3> My references as of now do kick serious *** though.
<3> A Government facility is on there with me cleaning their mission critical servers that stored client data.
<3> IE; Social Security Numbers, etc.
<2> cleaned?
<3> I don't see why I can't get hired as a simple technical or even Jr. Admin.
<2> use a good disk wiper
<3> YEah. Clean as in removing malware.
<3> Dork.
<2> oh
<3> :P
<3> I was tempted to setup a honeypot while I was working and put the logs on a USB key.
<3> But I decided not to.
<4> I think you just bragged just alittle to much, in my opinion
<2> do it
<2> use a logserv dude
<2> logserv owns your canuck
<2> I dunno if you can do them with windows but you can for unix
<3> I spend 90% of my time in a SSH session on *nix boxes anymore.
<3> I keep windows just because my wife uses the machine.
<3> Plus command-line is nice.
<2> setup logserv
<2> you can use junk 486's youfind in the trash
<2> all it does it accept log data from another machine
<2> no remote logins
<2> no other damons
<2> and it's append data on
<2> so if they root the main server
<2> they can't delete the logs
<2> muhahahaha
<2> :)
<3> Ha ha.


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