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<0> But I still don't have any ideas what I am going to get her! :(
<1> WHY
<1> IS
<1> CYAN
<1> BANNED
<2> hmm valentines
<0> Who banned Cyan?
<0> JASON
<0> WHO
<0> IS
<0> CYAN
<0> AND
<0> WHO
<0> BANNED
<2> troopa somethin to keep her warm?
<0> HIM/HER



<3> when is it valentines day?
<3> was it yesterday?=
<3> cause i got a lapdance when i was drunk
<0> esd: I thought about making a menu with food I have already cooked and making the prices "1 kiss" "2 kisses" and **** like that.
<0> Then we could eat the food in the park.
<3> short lapdance
<2> nice troopa
<3> drunk at a bar some wild girl came inn running around
<3> was it valentines day yesterday?
<1> no tuesday
<0> No.
<0> It is the 14th
<2> troopa is an excellent lover heh
<0> Heck yes. So good that her father is taking us to the horse races in 3 weeks.
<0> Fully paid.
<4> whats so special about that?
<2> i like to see horses..
<0> It is in Hot Springs and I get to stay at a hotel for free.
<1> omg kate beckinsale was born to prance around in black boyshort panties
<2> 2 famouse race tracks here
<1> :)
<0> It has a complete hottub, spa, pool, etc.
<4> does he know that your sticking your penis inside his daughter?
<0> Plus I can drink at the bar for free.
<0> manomani: Since we are getting married, I am sure he knows.
<5> lol
<0> I took her virginity.
<4> sweet!
<0> He knows that though. He had "the talk" with me.
<4> whaaaah
<2> i hope troopa irc will still be a way of lif after marriage :P
<5> if that was my dad he'd freak and load up a shotgun.
<2> i hate girls that cry a lot
<5> lol.
<2> hihi
<2> they are really from venus!
<0> Well, her dad has done that to all her other boyfriends except me. Because on our first date I went to her grandmothers and helped take care of her while they took her grandfather to the hospital.
<0> So her dad automatically gave me points.
<5> hehe :p
<5> my dad wad impressed with my bf haha
<4> how soon did you take her virginity
<5> ..so ur her bf eh what are you taking in university!!#@!$
<0> Second date.
<4> you ****ing took her Virginity in the second date?
<0> Yeah.
<5> ew
<5> :/
<4> pantry dropper
<5> LOLOL
<4> panty*
<0> I have that effect on people. She wasn't the first.
<5> ooop i dropped a campbells mushroom soup.
<5> pantry dropper!
<4> har har
<0> lilmiss: How old are you?
<5> heh. 23 in 6 months :P
<0> Older than me!
<0> I'm 21.



<5> cool
<0> When people ask me what I am going to school for, I tell them -- "To be a dungeon master!"
<0> That usually gets a laugh.
<4> you're getting married @ 21
<4> ****ing fool
<4> ill kill you
<5> lol mano
<0> How am I a fool? She cleans for me, cooks for me, takes care of me and lets me do whatever I want.
<0> She doesn't even get mad when I sit at my computer all day.
<0> She even lets me go with my friends to strip clubs.
<6> troopa, That's a real wife.
<2> cool troopa
<5> this girl at my college showing me her bridesmaid's dresses but didnt really invite her 'friends' at college so wth is the point
<4> yea, now thats a wife
<7> how long have you been with her
<2> phire replace your wife now,,
<2> hehe
<5> troopa im in shock haha
<6> Mine is still in the "let's get mad because you didn't spend XX% of your day w/ me"
<6> phase
<2> give her roses so she understand pc/irc
<4> Wife V2.5
<2> wife 1.0 rev 1
<5> aaha
<0> esd: She plays CS with me on the LAN. :P
<0> She knifes my ***.
<2> haha
<5> who ur 'fiance'
<5> ?
<0> Yeah
<5> cool
<7> EVERYONE KNOWS YOU RUN FASTER WITH A KNIFE
<2> i play with kid too urban terror /quake 3a add on
<7> BOOM HEADSHOT
<5> yes.
<0> I like AWPing. I know it is lame, but I enjoy it.
<2> my hides and throws a grenade
<5> back to gaming.
<0> I awep up close though.
<0> awp*
<0> I don't use the scope. Just run around and try to sneak up right behind them and BAM
<7> i liked awping through the walls in iceworld
<4> girls dont irc
<4> its a fact
<4> they are too busy cooking and cleaning
<0> 0_o
<0> littlemiss will shoot you in the face.
<4> april fools?
<0> I will laugh.
<5> damnit i died
<4> i'm going on a date tonight, and the girl is going to be wearing a small skirt
<4> ***?
<5> i was called a cunt bag on fy_snow lastnight
<0> Ha ha.
<5> 'omg u ****ing hacker!' and im really not pro like
<8> i need a blowjob bad++
<5> 20-4
<0> My last score was 40 kills and 2 deaths on a custom map. It was heavility sniper-based.
<4> i need this girl to put my erect penis in her mouth
<0> I am godly with the AWP and Scout.
<8> manomani: go for it
<7> OMG CAMPER NOOB
<8> chrispaul: pool?
<4> brb
<5> the hell im playing so ****ty in cs_italy waah
<0> RelientK owns!
<5> i hate scout :)
<0> cs_italy is fun.
<5> not when lil kids screaming
<1> CANUCK


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