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<0> to go from one to two would be 1 clock cycle, to go from 1 to 2 to 1 would be 2 cycles
<1> unless its in native ***embly language and designed to be one tick
<0> (isnt is 0 to 1 to 0 though?)
<2> indeed.
<1> if you have a loop "from 1-2" in C or VB or PHP or Perl or something, it will take many cycles
<1> and not the 1/18.2 sec "tick"
<2> ok ok
<2> !
<1> now that we've done your homework for you, or now that you're done testing us, you're welcome to hang out an talk about phire's tiny penis with the rest of us
<2> he suffers from baby penis?
<3> hung like a light switch baby
<2> thats horrible
<2> nah im just
<2> trying to understand my computer.
<2> thats all...this magical little box.
<1> weak



<1> hig
<2> ok so
<1> (hwh(
<1> uh
<1> (heh)
<1> apparently my left hand is _lazy_
<1> bad hand
<2> every instruction requires a certain amount of cycles
<2> so
<1> of course
<2> what exactly is a cycle?
<1> are we still doing your homework for you?
<2> no
<2> im not in cl***
<2> its summer :P
<1> there are summer courses :)
<2> well
<2> A CPU Cycle refers to a single pulse of the computer clock.
<2> true?
<2> now it really looks like your doing my homework
<2> :)
<1> in the PC/XT/AT days, yes
<2> but now... no ?
<1> no
<2> why not.
<1> infact there are sweet-*** chips from like transmeta that are completely asynchronous
<2> ah...
<1> but other than those, modern chips run super fast, and are isolated from the computer clock
<2> so in my p4 1 clock pulse != 1 cycle?
<1> maybe we should just be discussing TTL logic or something
<2> Lets.
<2> why? :(
<1> :)
<2> how about TT logic
<2> :)
<1> right
<1> PIN number
<2> what.
<2> sorry i look online to do research on my questions
<2> and i get varied anwsers
<4> Hi
<2> than i come here hoping to clear things up.
<4> Can anyone please help me?
<1> you started in on the tautology
<2> heh.
<1> craig: sure, man
<4> I need help with firewalls?
<1> what's your question
<2> mbuna age?
<1> like setting up a LAN-to-LAN VPN between PIXes? :)
<1> jord: 31
<2> nice.
<2> ok im going to sleep
<2> surely ill be back with many more questions.
<5> ..........................
<2> another day.
<4> I have a firewall on my router I think.
<2> i hope so.
<1> craig: right
<1> tell us what you want to do and in what way it doesn't work



<4> I would like to byp*** or something that firewall for P2P Programs.Can you please help me?
<6> who was it in here telling me i couldnt uncap a cable modem a month or so ago?
<2> it was me
<2> did you finally do it?>
<1> jord: most fun i've had since i got back from the bar. will enjoy our conversation later, i'm sure.
<2> haha yeah i went to the bar tonight as well
<2> no- contact lap dances
<2> rofl :(
<5> omfg
<5> i held my diarrhea in all damn day
<1> craig: in general terms
<4> Excuse me?
<5> then i just got home
<2> wtf lol
<5> it was like ****ing HIROSHIMA
<4> ok?
<1> jord: that's not a bar, that's a "club"
<5> i mean Jesus
<2> well
<5> u could hear the splash across the house
<2> i wbent to the bar first
<2> than i went to the strip club
<5> japanese people died when i let it go
<2> this red neck *** bar :(
<6> can you beat this
<6> Your line speed:
<6> 11623.9 Kbps
<6> 1424.5 K bytes/sec
<1> you need to go to the redneck strip club ~1h from here in iowa
<4> Damn! What connection do you have?
<2> uncaped cable? =/
<5> damnit i have dsl
<5> any way to uncap that?
<2> they cap dsl?
<4> Jesus How long does it take you 2 download a DVD movie of let`s say 5gig?
<6> Your line speed:
<6> 12363.6 Kbps
<6> 1515.2 K bytes/sec
<5> mine runs at 256kbps
<6> it varys from 9 kbps to 38
<6> i couldnt get past 8 azadam
<1> did some cunt have a question, or was it just craig?
<6> i downloaded cable nut and messed with all the registry values
<5> o
<4> Mine runs between 30 and 50/kbps
<6> but it is usless cause most servers dont go over 5 most users dont have over that
<4> Yes.I have a question! Attention Please?
<4> I know you guys and help me.
<1> you stop getting distracted
<1> i was here to help, and you went elsewhere
<1> i'm still here, i'm patient
<1> but don't **** it up again
<1> capice?
<4> I have a firewall on my connection.I think it`s a router firewall or something.I want 2 byp*** it 4 P2p Programs.CAN YOU PLEASE HELP ME?
<6> put the p2p program in the trusted list
<1> describe your connection
<4> I have a DSL Connection.
<4> or should I tell you my situation?
<1> so you have a broadband router between you and the internet?
<1> nah, i was just wondering if you were on a corporate or university network
<1> "firewall" is very open-ended
<4> I think so,but in the internet connection settings it`s says LAN or HI-Speed Internet.
<1> also, "firewall" is a terrible, terrible movie
<1> never bother to watch it
<4> Guys Please Focus.
<0> have you tried activating UPnP?
<4> I don`t know much about that stuff.
<1> have you tried not being a **** to the people who are trying to help you?
<4> sorry?
<0> do you have access to your firewalls settings?
<0> its configuration panel?
<4> The windows firewall?
<0> no
<0> the hardware firewall


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