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<0> HAHAHA
<1> he couldnt find outlook :/
<0> how did he figure out
<2> gawd
<2> lol
<0> LOL
<3> can i get some help tryin to decide on a CPU plz
<2> is he canadian too?
<2> hehe
<1> no
<1> he's from louisiana
<2> mustve been pretty funny
<1> i was rollin
<0> i want to do that
<2> sometimes i take a screenshot of a desktop on a coworker's pc and remove all icons
<1> he ended up keeping it tho



<0> lol
<0> good!
<2> then they think their comp is frozen
<2> and reboot
<1> haha
<2> and reboot
<0> haha
<0> ive done that
<0> thats a win98 trick
<2> yup
<2> blue screen pics are fun too
<0> LOL
<1> my favorite is wander through bestbuy and setting all the PC/laptop bios p***words
<0> fake error programs
<0> HAHAH!
<1> then restarted them all at once
<0> ive done that!
<0> i didnt think anyone else did that
<2> lol so mean
<1> most places figured it out by now and have a p***word setup
<1> it's a common prank for techies
<4> lol i used to go into radioshack and do that
<0> <-- boot loader fake bios p***word
<1> usually tho, so can still go in and change the screensaver p***words, set the timer on 1 minute
<0> looks like the BIOS is asking for a p***word
<1> then watch them try to demonstrate it for another customer
<0> but its a boot loader
<0> lol
<4> lol **** that change the screensaver to some bad txt
<4> and set a p***word
<1> done that too
<0> lol
<1> haha
<2> we used to do that in school
<4> "come on biatch hax0r the gibson"
<0> they had a SUPER big LCD screen
<0> 800x600 mode
<1> haha
<0> when the screen was 9000x1000
<0> the letter E was the size of me
<1> yay, OSX is done downloading
<0> poor HP could not do that res with i810 gfx
<2> i put (_o_) as a screensaver on a projector once, and it fired off during a presentation in front of about 1000 ppl
<0> lies
<2> shouldve seen the guy lol
<0> i would of put a movie inside the powerpoint of horse ***
<1> lol
<2> yeah i tried to make a video start remotely
<0> they all use power point
<2> but couldnt
<0> lol
<0> VNC!
<2> so i settled for that much
<2> :S
<2> yeah but they figured it out
<0> use vnc, ive done that
<0> but it was KB cl***
<0> not too far away
<2> oh it was back in highschool
<2> there were no techs back then
<1> i was in a coffee shop with a friend of mine



<0> oh i know, screen deslovers are cool too
<2> only teachers hehe
<1> they had free wireless in the building
<0> <-- 16
<1> so i used his laptop and looked for open shares
<5> sup
<2> ppl are not aware of their shares usually :S
<0> <-- had root access on my schools netword
<1> found some dude's C was shared, so i replaced his theme sounds with *** noises
<0> work
<0> HAHA
<3> lol
<3> i used to do that
<2> lol good one
<1> so he's sitting in the coffee shop
<0> my teacher like do to sound boards
<1> and all of a sudden you start hearing it
<0> did that once
<0> LOL
<1> when he clicks on ****
<1> so he freaks out and clicks more ****
<3> i used to scan for open RAM and got lucky with a Gym with pcanywhere wide open
<2> ah man lol
<1> sounded like a damn orgy
<0> oooooooooooooooooooooo yyaaaaaaaaaaaaaa dooooooooooo mmmmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeee bbbbbbbbbbbbaaaaaaaaaabbbbbbbbbbbyyyyyyyyyy
<1> yeah, basicly
<0> lol
<1> hehe
<2> ooooh you came in my mouth
<0> LOL
<3> i saat there with my boyz for hrs lookin at these hoes workout
<1> and theres about 12 highschool chicks in the place
<0> *** screen savers are fun to have on school computers
<1> plus 10-15 other people
<2> first reaction: mute
<0> <-- remove systray
<2> i mean aint it obvious?
<0> lol
<0> remove the systray.exe
<1> haha
<3> i used use SSeven and **** with ppl while i was lookin in on there webcam and flip they screen and piss em off to send em wierd msgs like put your shirt on fat ***
<2> laptops have buttons for that
<2> good old subseven haha
<0> lol
<2> .vbs means "very beautiful song" it's harmless!
<3> i like netdevil personally
<0> haha
<3> or used to i havnt played with one in a few yrs
<1> i liked BO
<0> vbs i should learn it
<3> yea that was kool 2
<6> Whats the name of the crappy MCSDT certification by MS ?
<2> a+?
<1> MCSE
<6> no
<3> whats a new one ppl use today?
<6> MSCDT
<6> or something
<1> MS STD
<2> lol
<6> Desktop technican
<1> oh btw
<1> austin316
<0> ?
<0> haha
<2> heh
<7> can't get enough of watching the end of "jaws II"
<0> haha
<0> Spaceballs is my movie
<1> <6> you ****ing ***wipe - i was behaving
<1> hahahaha
<2> lol
<2> does he go by other names?
<1> sometimes


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