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<JRWR> HAHAHA
<Kuragari> he couldnt find outlook :/
<JRWR> how did he figure out
<DeatyPoo> gawd
<DeatyPoo> lol
<JRWR> LOL
<AMDMan> can i get some help tryin to decide on a CPU plz
<DeatyPoo> is he canadian too?
<DeatyPoo> hehe
<Kuragari> no
<Kuragari> he's from louisiana
<DeatyPoo> mustve been pretty funny
<Kuragari> i was rollin
<JRWR> i want to do that
<DeatyPoo> sometimes i take a screenshot of a desktop on a coworker's pc and remove all icons
<Kuragari> he ended up keeping it tho
<JRWR> lol
<JRWR> good!
<DeatyPoo> then they think their comp is frozen
<DeatyPoo> and reboot
<Kuragari> haha
<DeatyPoo> and reboot
<JRWR> haha
<JRWR> ive done that
<JRWR> thats a win98 trick
<DeatyPoo> yup
<DeatyPoo> blue screen pics are fun too
<JRWR> LOL
<Kuragari> my favorite is wander through bestbuy and setting all the PC/laptop bios p***words
<JRWR> fake error programs
<JRWR> HAHAH!
<Kuragari> then restarted them all at once
<JRWR> ive done that!
<JRWR> i didnt think anyone else did that
<DeatyPoo> lol so mean
<Kuragari> most places figured it out by now and have a p***word setup
<Kuragari> it's a common prank for techies
<OvEr_LoAD> lol i used to go into radioshack and do that
<JRWR> <-- boot loader fake bios p***word
<Kuragari> usually tho, so can still go in and change the screensaver p***words, set the timer on 1 minute
<JRWR> looks like the BIOS is asking for a p***word
<Kuragari> then watch them try to demonstrate it for another customer
<JRWR> but its a boot loader
<JRWR> lol
<OvEr_LoAD> lol **** that change the screensaver to some bad txt
<OvEr_LoAD> and set a p***word
<Kuragari> done that too
<JRWR> lol
<Kuragari> haha
<DeatyPoo> we used to do that in school
<OvEr_LoAD> "come on biatch hax0r the gibson"
<JRWR> they had a SUPER big LCD screen
<JRWR> 800x600 mode
<Kuragari> haha
<JRWR> when the screen was 9000x1000
<JRWR> the letter E was the size of me
<Kuragari> yay, OSX is done downloading
<JRWR> poor HP could not do that res with i810 gfx
<DeatyPoo> i put (_o_) as a screensaver on a projector once, and it fired off during a presentation in front of about 1000 ppl
<JRWR> lies
<DeatyPoo> shouldve seen the guy lol
<JRWR> i would of put a movie inside the powerpoint of horse ***
<Kuragari> lol
<DeatyPoo> yeah i tried to make a video start remotely
<JRWR> they all use power point
<DeatyPoo> but couldnt
<JRWR> lol
<JRWR> VNC!
<DeatyPoo> so i settled for that much
<DeatyPoo> :S
<DeatyPoo> yeah but they figured it out
<JRWR> use vnc, ive done that
<JRWR> but it was KB cl***
<JRWR> not too far away
<DeatyPoo> oh it was back in highschool
<DeatyPoo> there were no techs back then
<Kuragari> i was in a coffee shop with a friend of mine
<JRWR> oh i know, screen deslovers are cool too
<DeatyPoo> only teachers hehe
<Kuragari> they had free wireless in the building
<JRWR> <-- 16
<Kuragari> so i used his laptop and looked for open shares
<MercuryTW> sup
<DeatyPoo> ppl are not aware of their shares usually :S
<JRWR> <-- had root access on my schools netword
<Kuragari> found some dude's C was shared, so i replaced his theme sounds with *** noises
<JRWR> work
<JRWR> HAHA
<AMDMan> lol
<AMDMan> i used to do that
<DeatyPoo> lol good one
<Kuragari> so he's sitting in the coffee shop
<JRWR> my teacher like do to sound boards
<Kuragari> and all of a sudden you start hearing it
<JRWR> did that once
<JRWR> LOL
<Kuragari> when he clicks on ****
<Kuragari> so he freaks out and clicks more ****
<AMDMan> i used to scan for open RAM and got lucky with a Gym with pcanywhere wide open
<DeatyPoo> ah man lol
<Kuragari> sounded like a damn orgy
<JRWR> oooooooooooooooooooooo yyaaaaaaaaaaaaaa dooooooooooo mmmmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeee bbbbbbbbbbbbaaaaaaaaaabbbbbbbbbbbyyyyyyyyyy
<Kuragari> yeah, basicly
<JRWR> lol
<Kuragari> hehe
<DeatyPoo> ooooh you came in my mouth
<JRWR> LOL
<AMDMan> i saat there with my boyz for hrs lookin at these hoes workout
<Kuragari> and theres about 12 highschool chicks in the place
<JRWR> *** screen savers are fun to have on school computers
<Kuragari> plus 10-15 other people
<DeatyPoo> first reaction: mute
<JRWR> <-- remove systray
<DeatyPoo> i mean aint it obvious?
<JRWR> lol
<JRWR> remove the systray.exe
<Kuragari> haha
<AMDMan> i used use SSeven and **** with ppl while i was lookin in on there webcam and flip they screen and piss em off to send em wierd msgs like put your shirt on fat ***
<DeatyPoo> laptops have buttons for that
<DeatyPoo> good old subseven haha
<JRWR> lol
<DeatyPoo> .vbs means "very beautiful song" it's harmless!
<AMDMan> i like netdevil personally
<JRWR> haha
<AMDMan> or used to i havnt played with one in a few yrs
<Kuragari> i liked BO
<JRWR> vbs i should learn it
<AMDMan> yea that was kool 2
<austin316> Whats the name of the crappy MCSDT certification by MS ?
<DeatyPoo> a+?
<Kuragari> MCSE
<austin316> no
<AMDMan> whats a new one ppl use today?
<austin316> MSCDT
<austin316> or something
<Kuragari> MS STD
<DeatyPoo> lol
<austin316> Desktop technican
<Kuragari> oh btw
<Kuragari> austin316
<JRWR> ?
<JRWR> haha
<DeatyPoo> heh
<flybackII> can't get enough of watching the end of "jaws II"
<JRWR> haha
<JRWR> Spaceballs is my movie
<Kuragari> <austin316> you ****ing ***wipe - i was behaving
<Kuragari> hahahaha
<DeatyPoo> lol
<DeatyPoo> does he go by other names?
<Kuragari> sometimes


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