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<0> im gonna ask her to come in
<1> She hot? =O
<0> yah
<0> is there a way to join this channel
<0> from a website?
<0> she doesn't have mirc
<1> Uh,.
<1> Is it a good idea to bring her here? Does she even knwo what she is dealing with?
<0> yeah
<0> it's a boot virus
<0> she read a description
<1> Which boot virus?
<0> that she doesn't know
<1> ...
<0> how can she know?
<1> Does she have an antivirus software?



<0> yes
<1> Maybe that can tell her which one it is.
<1> I didn't know boot viruses longer where an issues with XP systems.
<0> umm
<0> shes using xp
<0> home edition
<0> so guys
<2> well you have to find out what virus she has
<2> then you have to google how to remove
<2> make sure you update xp with windows update
<2> and update her anti virus etc
<3> windows upbrake
<3> er
<3> windows upbreak
<1> <5> BCAUSE YOI HAEV TO BE STUPID IF YOU LISTEN TO M$ ??!!!???????????!???!!!!????
<0> i dont think she has a legit copy nyways
<2> have to get crack or something
<0> yeah
<0> gosh poor her
<0> lol
<0> she thinks by formating it will go away but its not right?
<2> it should
<0> u think?
<2> but that's kinda extreme for xp
<2> should be able to just remove
<2> run housecall.trendmicro.com
<0> im using avg
<0> is it good?
<3> AVG is OK
<2> yeah usually
<2> but I still do online scans too once in a while
<0> *Sabina* - computer gettin on me nerves.. says:
<0> i didn`t know i had the virus
<0> *Sabina* - computer gettin on me nerves.. says:
<0> it just got stuck
<0> *Sabina* - computer gettin on me nerves.. says:
<0> and when i restarted
<0> *Sabina* - computer gettin on me nerves.. says:
<0> it said : Operating System Not Found
<0> sorr
<0> y
<3> uh
<2> os not found ?
<2> that's not virus
<2> that's hd possibly dying
<2> or something erased it
<0> umm not its a boot virus
<2> no
<0> yes
<2> boot viruses don't work with xp
<0> then why
<2> YOU STUPID CANUCK
<0> microsoft xp
<3> or she's got a floppy in the drive
<2> I just told you
<0> talks about it
<0> u stupid bitch
<2> fine you fix it then
<0> http://www.microsoft.com/resources/documentation/Windows/XP/all/reskit/en-us/Default.asp?url=/resources/documentation/Windows/XP/all/reskit/en-us/prkd_tro_vail.asp
<0> there u go
<0> go read



<0> ignorant
<2> do what they say then
<2> if you are so sure
<2> it was m$ that claimed you couldn't get a boot sector virus with a NT based os
<3> I don't see why a boot sector virus couldn't be possible in any windows-based OS
<3> especially if the drive is FAT (as so many pre-loaded drives are)
<4> How much RAM does a person need to disable Windows swapping stably?
<5> 1gb
<6> windows always needs a swap file
<3> as much as you need :P
<5> for most users
<3> that's like asking
<4> I am going to have 1.5GB
<3> how long should a man's legs be?
<4> But also doing games
<2> because boot sector is real mode only
<2> aka dos
<1> hand: If you're running - then as long as possible =P
<3> "As much as he needs to get from is body to the floor"
<2> so you couldn't exec code to infect it in the first place
<4> So should I like disable paging till my computer locks up or something?
<1> Thank God.
<2> unless it came on floppy
<3> Dupper, you'll get warning messages.
<2> bbl
<2> need sleep
<2> do not disable paging
<4> Okay.
<4> FINE THEN.
<2> but
<3> boot sector is needed for the BIOS to find the OS
<4> Paging is gay. But I won't disable it.
<2> you can set register settings to tell it to do not page most things till absolutely necessarily
<0> hand ==> pm
<4> Oh ya, **** with the registry, that's -really- safe.
<4> *shrug*
<2> uhh yes it is
<3> so really, if a Win32 program thrashed the bootstrap, you'd still be fuxord
<3> Zeiter i prefer to speak in the channel
<0> so
<0> what do it ell her
<0> to bj me and ill fix it
<0> or?
<2> hahaha
<4> ***ual acts in exchange for computer repairs
<4> genius
<2> dude if you do that
<3> that's your call
<4> why didn't I think of that
<2> is lame
<3> soon as my divorce is final
<3> i'll be doing the same
<0> lol
<0> nice
<0> no seriously
<0> is there a way to repair it
<4> There has got to be so much I don't know about you hand
<3> there is!
<4> I'm guessing you prefer it that way
<4> I'm just... my mind is boggle-riffied
<3> my life is an open book
<4> ok why divorce
<3> we have irreconsilable differences
<4> Wow
<4> that has to ****
<4> bad.
<3> ergo, I'm a grown-up, she wants to be a teenager.
<4> Hmmm
<4> She is irresponsible?
<3> I tend to think so.
<4> Well. She's a woman.
<4> And that's the impression I got last time I talked to her
<4> which was like a year ago
<0> is she chubby?


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