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<0> I'll let everyone else handle the first bugs, when its fixed then i'll get it.
<1> yeah, wait til sp1 comes
<0> :p
<0> If they call it that.
<1> heheh
<1> prolly notr
<1> not*
<0> Hmm. So that's what Slap does.
<1> uh yup
<1> been that samwe phrase for at least ten years
<1> same*
<0> lol, i'm new to IRC
<1> oh...
<0> yeah :)
<1> enjoy it?



<0> it's mk when I find talking people.
<1> heh....
<1> not many out there unless u can give em somethin
<1> ;)
<0> eek, ***ual?
<1> haha
<1> no....
<0> phew.
<1> apps
<0> Oh, ez.
<0> lol i'll give them a website.
<1> or lists
<0> www.google.com
<1> cardz
<1> heh
<0> cardz?
<0> what's that? :D
<1> nevermind t0n3
<1> :)
<1> 1 day
<0> 1 day to long.
<0> *t0n3s explodes never knowing what a cardz is.
<2> whatup
<0> Well that was a mean comment.
<1> sorry
<1> no offense meant
<1> just a lil sarcastic
<1> :)
<0> Not you :p
<1> oh aight
<1> well....
<1> later all
<1> tired
<0> *Waves* Goodbye!
<1> later
<0> :p
<2> bic0 am bored.. entertain me
<3> noway
<4> oh lozer2 my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
<4> and there like
<4> its better than yours
<4> damn right its better than your
<4> i could teach u but i like to charge
<2> hahaha
<2> curryjl do you know any jokes
<4> yes
<4> want to hear one
<2> tell us
<2> yeah
<4> ok 3 guys get kidnapped
<4> on a island full of cannibals
<4> the only way they can survive is if they past some tests
<4> so the first guy ask wat do i have to do
<4> u have to get 10 fruits of the same kind the cannibal replied
<4> so he gets 10 apples and brings them back
<4> now the second part
<4> u have to shove all 10 apples up ur butt with out making a facial expression or we will kill u
<4> he gets the first one up
<4> on the second one he screams in pain
<4> the second guy



<5> Heard it
<5> Funny though
<6> same
<6> keep going curryjl! :)
<4> gets 10 grapes and comes back
<7> ya keep it going
<4> he gets all the way to the 8th one
<4> and bursts out laughing
<4> so they kill him
<4> the first guy asks the second guy y he started laughing
<4> u almost made it he said
<4> the guy replied
<5> I couldn't help it man. I saw the third guy coming with pineapples
<5> :)
<4> i saw the 3rd guy coming with pineapples
<4> lol
<5> Still a funny as hell joke
<4> yes very
<5> I don't think it's even physically possible to fit a pinapple in the human anus without killing them from sheer bloodloss
<5> Cause you couldn't squeeze that ****er in, you'd have to cut around the hole and push
<4> lol
<4> that would sux some major donkey ****
<4> got another one u up for
<4> it
<5> SUre
<5> OMFG. I beat Fable
<5> As in I have completed all quests,
<5> And maxxed out my character's stats
<6> CJDeak now try WOW :P
<5> TWICE
<5> Making two characters, one pure evil and one pure good
<5> I beat WoW
<5> Beat it with an aluminum baseballbat
<4> its a good game
<5> There's a guy that lives at the store I work at
<4> seriously
<4> thats funny
<5> He couldn't afford his rent, internet and WoW bill
<5> Something had to go
<4> definatley not the games
<4> lol
<4> wat a loser
<5> He's a level 60 mage
<4> get ur priorities straight dawg
<5> I'm charging him 25 a month rent,
<6> hahahahahahahahha
<5> He eats Arby's breakfast, lunch and dinner
<5> and he sleeps curled up in a ball under his desk
<6> Is his 60 mage pwnt'd?
<5> He's already punished bad enough
<5> I got a new poster at work
<5> Explaining the cl***ic mistake. System bottleneck
<5> One describes a video bottleneck, one describes a RAM bottleneck, one describes a proc bottle neck and one describes a hard drive bottle neck
<5> I love the system specs on the HD bottle neck
<5> Intel Pentium 4 3.2GHz HT, 2GB DDR2-667, ATi Radeon x850xt Platinum, 40GB Western Digital IDE Drive
<3> god damn it!
<3> i have work tomorrow
<3> i ****ing hate waking up at 6am
<3> is this as good as it gets?
<4> yep lol
<8> how long you been doing that
<8> cause like if you get your circadian rhythm set, make things easier
<9> http://www.newegg.com/Product/ProductList.asp?N=2000210023+4093&Submit=ENE&Subcategory=23 <--- sold!
<9> nm it can't read mp3 id's = gay
<2> curryjl
<2> my man
<4> w***up i am T-H-E man
<8> hehe
<2> curryjl do you have time for one more joke?
<4> yeah
<4> did u like that one
<2> very funny
<4> ok


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