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<0> thats nuts
<1> holy ****
<2> all of it lies.
<3> Tell me what it is so I don't have to open it.
<2> insanity sauce
<1> scale of earth compared to other planets, then to sun, then to other stars
<2> in the form of a web page
<3> lol
<2> im not even going to try to comprehend this.
<2> no point
<1> whats there to comprehend?
<2> the scale
<2> of everything...
<0> they resaved those jpegs one too many times
<0> they look like ****
<1> ahh i just had some nice ingestion
<1> italian sausage with cooked onions and crushed garlic with pasta, and a side of multivitamins with omega3
<4> that sounds good
<4> damn
<1> should wake up feelin good =D
<2> we live on a tiny pathetic rock.
<1> Fidelity: thats one way to look at it
<2> I live on Antares.
<1> you dont live on antares
<0> i think we can be glad we don't live on pluto, the ****iest "planet"
<1> you vaporize
<2> I live on antares bitch
<2> you calling me a liar?
<1> no
<2> pluto isint a plant
<2> planet*
<2> its like the size of my daily ****
<4> WOw
<4> I want to fly to these planets
<4> They are quite elite
<2> no you dont.
<2> you vaporize.
<1> not all of those are planets
<4> I'll be in a thermally protected shuttle craft, like the run-abouts
<1> everything after the sun there are also stars
<2> DVS yes all of them
<1> i dont think a star counts as a planet
<2> you would vaporize
<2> lol
<4> There are some shuttle crafts that can dive into the core
<1> i should remake that page
<1> and then put a pic of a **** oversizing the largest star and put a caption on it 'my ****'
<2> hahaha betelgeuse
<2> sounds like beetle juice
<4> I seen it in an episode of Enterprise, titled Cogenitor.
<1> i cant believe noone did that yet
<4> Man that was a great episode.
<1> 'drawn to scale, my **** is about 1.5 times the size of Antares'
<1> "i resort to having *** with black holes"
<1> hahahaha
<2> http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/864/13db986ke1.jpg
<5> lol
<2> god im a genious
<1> wouldnt it be weird if all the galaxies were just subatomic particles making up atoms that make up the compounds of the structure of cells that are a part of an organism?
<6> hi
<1> Fidelity HAHAHAH
<2> no it wouldnt
<2> at all
<2> so shut the **** up
<6> is there any way to check if the ip forwarding that i set on my router works fine?
<1> yeah, have a remote host connect to a forwarded ip and see if the destination machine gets the connection attempt
<6> how?
<6> i need to open like 10 ports
<1> um
<1> what are you trying to do
<2> ummm
<6> i have a computer that run 16 security cams
<2> you want to get hacked?
<2> SO YOU WANT TO GET HACKED?
<6> no
<1> dude youre not helping him =P
<4> You can hack my ***, baby.l
<4> -l
<1> mitai, explain what youre trying to do
<6> i need to be able to connect and watch the cams by the web
<4> mitai: Best way to check it is to get on a remote machine and try to connect to the services that are listening on those ports.
<4> Or run a port scan.
<1> and each cam has its own port that it listens on?
<4> 10 cams huh
<6> where i can get a port scan prg?
<3> There are web-based scanners.
<1> mitai is trying to allow outside connections to one of his boxes thats behind a router
<4> http://insecure.org/nmap/download.html
<6> right//
<1> so port scanning himself wont really work to test it
<4> If he scans from outside
<4> it will
<1> unless done from a remote machine
<0> damn't i spilled my dinner on the carpet
<4> mmm, dinner
<2> YO ****S WEAK NIGGA
<2> YO ****S WEAK!
<6> so what should i do?
<0> luckily i had a backup cup of stagg chili
<2> EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
<0> really? stagg is probably the best commercial chili imho
<4> mitai: run that program on a machine outside of your network
<3> Google 'web port scanner'
<4> mitai: http://insecure.org/nmap/download.html
<6> something didnt work fine ...
<1> http://movies.yahoo.com/feature/borat.html
<1> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
<1> LMAO
<4> This retarded laptop crashes if I try to watch video.
<4> Homo***ual onboard ATI drivers.
<6> haha
<6> look i do thew router setting in my home but the router is for the office , the port scanner can check the port i want to check?
<4> mitai: Yes, nmap will scan a specified IP on a specified port-range to see if A) it's open/closed/filtered and B) to see what's listening on the port if it's open
<4> You'll have to do it from outside of the network though
<4> flyback- will you marry me
<6> i cant do it out sidfe the network
<2> i can tell you this
<2> REAL NIGGAS STAND UP
<4> mitai: then you'll have to get someone else to do it for you
<4> Anyone ever try Seagrams extra dry gin?
<4> wondering if it's any good before i open the bottle heh
<3> http://www.t1shopper.com/tools/port-scanner/ <-- Try this one.
<2> whys everybody always on chuck norris's ***
<2> hes just an honest guy
<2> TRYIN TO MAKE AN HONEST LIVING
<2> ...
<2> mitai dont message me
<6> ok
<2> lol
<3> Why is it taking these Ivans so long to send me an e-mail?
<3> They're probably all boozed up.
<6> how can i check the ip forwarding?
<0> A Chinese man has registered an image of French captain Zinedine Zidane's infamous head-butt in last month's World Cup final as his trademark, a local newspaper reported Thursday
<7> i have some wmas that i was recording on my tablet by my tablet shut down. when i play them in winamp they show as 0:00 seconds long and i can't seek them, although they are large files and i can listen to them in their entirety. now i want to convert them to wav but when i convert them with soundforge i get 1kb wav files...
<6> anyone can help me with the level one 1418tx router?
<8> hello.
<8> sup ed
<9> one of my computers is screwy
<8> welcome to the club.
<9> I turn it on, afer the xp loading screen the LCD turns itself off
<9> I started it in safe mode, and it was working ok
<9> but then I restarted it in normal mode and after the xp loading screen, it flickers a bit then the lcd says "NO SYNC"
<8> ED-209 does the motherboard have integrated video?
<9> nup, it's an agp card
<8> have you switched vdo cards
<8> switch the video cards
<4> yole: Find a different player that knows how to seek anyways or finish the wma's heh
<4> ED-209: Did it just start doing this?
<4> Like, one day out of no where w/o you doing anything except turning it on?
<8> phire
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