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<0> see?
<1> Ubuntu 6.06 LTS 'Dapper Drake' will be released in less than 24 hours, but not at 0:00 UTC! (NO, we cannot be more precise)
<2> Yo, would you **** some bitch if she had a boyfriend?
<1> hell yeah, ***** is *****
<3> I wouldn't unless she were gorgeous
<4> i would done it anyway
<2> Yeah. That's the thing. She's not exactly gorgeous
<4> :P
<3> its prolly not worth it then, depending on what you can get
<2> Like I can't decide whether she'd be worth the trouble that might come from nailing her.
<1> is she phat?
<3> but its not tough to bang an ugly chick.... so why not bang one without a boyfriend
<2> Well this one is like right there
<4> its many nice pussies, that get skipped because off ugly look
<2> She's all on my ****, like omg you're so hot, I wanna ****
<4> theyre usually the best **** ;)
<2> She's not ulgy though
<3> wrap it up
<1> is she phat?
<2> Fat or phat?
<3> lol
<1> phat. btch
<2> Don't **** with me
<2> What does that mean?
<1> lol
<1> you a ****ing dumb***
<1> lol
<4> lol
<2> lol
<2> Goddamnit.
<1> you don't know what 'phat' means?
<2> I'm sleep deprived mother****er.
<2> I know what it means, but I'm thinking too much into it
<1> phat like with big tits and big round ***
<2> Yeah, she has big tits and I don't recall her ***, but it wasn't flat
<2> She has a bunch of tatoos though
<4> I don't recall her ***, but it wasn't flat
<4> lol
<2> I remember flaws
<3> ok so to recap, you want to bang an ugly slut with tattoos who has a boyfriend
<1> with a flat ***
<1> LOL
<2> No
<3> lol\
<2> I said not a flat ***
<4> lol
<1> ic
<2> And I said would you **** that bitch?
<2> I also said she's not ulgy
<4> sure
<1> i would, i'd titty **** that bitch
<3> then finish with a facial
<1> word
<2> Yeah, I'll go with that then. I'll get smashed, making her more attractive, then titty **** her and whatever else I feel up for. Then I'l be drunk enough to take on her boyfriend.
<2> ****
<1> or let her swallow the load
<2> I worded that wrong
<2> I mean in a fight
<2> Goddamnit
<1> cum inside her
<1> :D
<2> Yeah...
<3> no, no what you do is pull out flip her over then cum in her ***
<5> or on her face
<4> be carefull that u dont get so drunk, that u do her boyfriend
<2> It's decided then, I'm getting drunk and bangin this bitch
<2> dwdd there is no such level of drunkness for me
<4> hehe
<2> I go from buzzed to blackout
<5> blackout is when you bang the boyfriend
<2> There's never bad judgement, just loud obnoxious ***hole Emiran
<4> u got a pic of the chick ?
<2> No, I don't.
<2> I recall my friend saying that he'd "hit that"
<3> the person I am imaging looks like courtney love on a bad day
<5> "tap that"
<3> but with a flatter ***
<5> "bang that"
<2> I said it wasn't flat
<2> Goddamnit
<5> "hurt that"
<5> "rub that"
<5> "spank that"
<2> "beat that wit a bat"
<3> "hit that"
<4> i bet shes pregnant when ur done with her
<2> Referr to my previous statement
<4> in about a week now, u can start countdown 9 months
<2> It's my birthday this Sunday, I was planning on partying Saturday
<2> I guess I can do the math now
<4> u need a happybirthday ****
<4> thats then best gift ever
<4> ;)
<6> rofl
<2> Most of my friends are guys though, so I hope there aren't any overlapping gifts...
<6> ROFL
<6> I'm glad I missed the aforementioned conversation.
<4> i bet u do
<4> not
<2> I mean one happybirthday **** from that chick would be enough
<4> hope
<4> :P
<2> The rest I want to be like free booze becuase I am low on cash
<7> hello people
<3> yeah never buy a drink on your birthday
<2> I'm kind of broke so I have no choice
<7> colt 45
<2> Hopefully my firends will be kind enough to provide the alcohol, perhaps other substances, who knows
<7> isn't that like 2.50 or something?
<3> colt?
<3> colt is more than that
<2> **** colt
<3> what you want is a steel reserve
<2> We get lager, vodka, and six packs of malt nigga
<3> if youre going to buy a 40
<2> No 40s
<7> whats a good 40?
<2> We're not that black
<7> haha
<2> Closest thing we got is an Indian
<2> But he might not even come
<8> wow, back to 1995
<8> heh
<2> Well, it's about time I went to bed
<9> highschool, in the city chillen smoking blunts and drinking 40's
<2> I'm glad I consulted the trolls in an IRC chat room about my decisions beforehand
<9> good ole days
<2> Now I don't have to sleep on this
<6> rofl
<6> sup bigs
<9> ?
<9> whats the fight now?
<9> yo dave
<6> Emiran, I think this belongs on bash along with all the analogous sentiment.
<2> What do you mean?
<6> :o
<9> and emiran........40's arent bad if you want a quick buzz
<10> hmmm
<2> bigs I'll keep that in mind.
<11> i have a weird problem with my sound system/card... my mp3s play clearly but movies/system sounds/games make a huge buzzing sound
<9> or just take a handfull of klonopin like me
<9> push it in all the way
<9> into the mobo or sound card
<12> http://www.jonathancoulton.com/mp3/Code%20Monkey.mp3
<2> What is klonopin and where do I get it?
<11> hmm it stopped...
<11> odd
<2> Oh, they're benzos
<2> OK, nevermind
<2> In the past few days jsut through casual conversation I've had friends that I've known for a long time tell me that if I should ever need anything, meaning drugs, to let them know
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