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<0> bull****
<0> everyone wishes you well
<0> we all also told you that you were going to get hurt
<0> and to not get a motorcycle
<0> <1> me, i stick with the toro professional
<0> dude
<0> over by subway
<0> there was guy w/ weedeater motor on a bicycle
<0> **** was nuts
<0> i shoulda told him he could be an honorary cuban
<1> heh heh
<1> like a Whizzer eh?
<2> wait!
<2> there's a little m0crack about to be born?
<2> b8zs going to cash in off a motorcycle accident?
<2> like WOAH!
<0> please
<0> that lottery only will be one once
<3> kilo ali - love you in the mouth.mp3
<4> i knew i was going to eventually have an accident, i accepted that before i bought the bike
<4> i just figured it'd be my fault, and not for another few months
<4> i didn't plan on some idiot making an illegal turn and running me down
<0> we informed you of both
<0> we said it would be someone else most likely
<0> and that itd happen stat
<2> hah, and therefore you failed miserably as a motorcycle driver
<4> i'm just sick of all the "i told you so"s
<2> rule #1: everyone is out to kill you
<0> why
<4> yeah, yeah, lesson learned, trust me
<0> we say it cause we care
<2> :P
<4> no, you say it because it makes you feel superior
<0> and everybody did ****ing tell you so
<0> no, not at all
<2> technically, i didnt say it, because i didnt know about it
<0> not me, at least
<2> but had i, i would have
<0> m0crack: make up for lost time
<2> hah
<4> i didn't get a single "dude, that ****s" or "are you okay?" from any of you, just laughter and jokes
<3> heh
<5> b8zs coming down from his painkillers
<2> because if it was bad, you wouldn't be online
<5> same **** is happening to my mother-in-law RIGHT NOW
<4> newsflash: the jokes are only funny _after_ you make a token gesture of sympathy
<5> she gets all bitchy in-between pain killer doses
<2> ala me in the hospital w/ tubes everywhere for 7 weeks
<5> 20 minutes after she pops those hydroc0d0n3s
<2> your **** got release in under 24hours?
<2> that's nothing
<5> she is happy and no longer in the dumps about crushing her foot
<4> m0: i was out in under 6
<2> b8zs: then that's not really an accident :)
<5> b8zs : hey buddy, how you doin?
<4> well, the bike's trashed and i won't be walking for ~6 weeks
<5> b8zs : i heard ya got in an accident... that ****s!
<5> now...
<5> back to the jokes
<5> hahah
<6> gagaga
<7> every day i'm hustlin!
<5> only kicking you gonna be doing for a LONG TIME is on irc!
<2> b8zs: yeah, sorry to hear about that, hope you're not too bad off
<4> hahahha
<4> okay, that was funny :)
<5> btw, go get a walker so you can take a ****
<4> m0: thanks.
<2> that's all the goodwill i got to motorcycle riders
<2> esp #cisco ****s that have seen my pics
<4> i'm doing fine with the crutches... taking a **** is only slightly more complicated than normal
<2> you didnt even get a catheder
<2> stitches?
<4> nothin
<2> lucky
<2> happy hour&
<8> what did you break?
<4> it's a "right tibia plateau fracture"
<8> get into another fight with a cop? ;)
<4> <4> got run over by an SUV
<4> dude, just scroll up some :)
<9> tut
<6> haha
<10> trap or you ****in die
<11> http://thenonist.com/index.php/thenonist/permalink/hot_library_smut/
<10> k
<11> What up w/ k5
<11> ?
<4> what you mean?
<11> *** Topic is: hey sprunk! WE ****ING TOLD YOUR ***!
<4> oh, i got my knee broken on my motorcycle
<0> yeaaaaaa
<3> hahahaha
<4> um, here's the thing though
<4> shouldn't it still hurt?
<3> **** your logic
<0> if it hurts, you aren't taking enough drugs
<4> like, when i bend it or put weight on it?
<4> especially if i'm out of drugs and they've all worn off?
<4> i mean, it was killing me all through this morning, even loaded up on hydrocodone
<4> but now, it feels like it's back to normal. i can even walk on it (though i didn't try for very long)
<0> ask a docotr
<0> lord knows you dont listen to us!
<4> i'm wondering if maybe it was just a sprain and they read the x-ray wrong
<4> cuz i've never heard of a bone break healing in 72 hrs
<4> i got my follow-up appt on monday morning, i'll ask then
<0> attaboy
<4> i'm gonna laugh my *** off if this is just a sprain
<4> don't think i'll tell my boss though. i've got all the papers saying it's a break and i need 6 wks off work :)
<4> whoa, i can cwalk now!
<12> hah
<0> hahahaha
<11> **** nut
<12> oh ****
<12> asmo!
<0> tell you what
<0> a bike will sure get you some *****
<0> aint that the truth
<12> easy killah
<12> where you been hiding?
<11> at your mom's house
<12> I reckon
<4> heh
<4> prex: as i'm finding out, a bike accident gets as much ***** as riding the bike
<4> i just can't do anything with it yet :P
<4> i need to check the kama sutra for the "leg in a brace" position
<12> you fall off yer 10-speed?
<4> um, i got hit by an SUV while i was riding my katana
<4> where you been, this is old news
<12> oh, news to me
<12> **** who knows
<12> I didnt even know you had a bike
<4> got it last week :P
<12> and already crashed it?
<4> dude, i got hit, it wasn't my fault
<4> ****er turned left from the right lane
<12> those pay the best
<4> yeah, i'm gonna enjoy suing his ***
<12> toss a nigguh a new ipod when you get paid
<4> medical bills, lost wages, pain and suffering, totaled bike, etc
<4> hahaha
<12> last bike I was on was a cbr 1100 xx
<12> **** was crazy
<4> yow. i think i'm going to get another 600
<12> 1100 is a 600 to me
<12> I little bigger then you
<4> but i've seen some crazy cheap 900s lately
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