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<0> the guy who created this ****
<0> is like
<0> a very small step behind the guy who invented the birth control pill
<0> as far as "revolutionary pimp ideas" goes
<1> hmm.. so it's basically an escort you don't get to ****
<1> what's so pimp about that?
<0> nothing if youre paying for them
<0> everything if youre getting paid for them
<0> much easier to recruit bitches when they dont have to **** sleazebags
<2> mo blow!
<1> i'm surprised those chicks are willing to work for $16/hr
<1> i mean, yeah, all they have to do is stand around and look cute, but most things they could be doing pay a lot better
<0> nobody goes to a strip club at 7am
<0> but a 7am tee time is prime
<0> and dont believe those bitches when they say "intelligent"
<0> please
<1> plz.. modelling pays $100+/hr
<1> and from those pics, those girls would be shoe-ins
<0> modelling requires being a free prostitute
<1> so wtf would they want to stand around in the sun, messing up their skin, for $16/hr?
<0> these caddy chicks are obviously teases
<1> heck, they could just get a sugar daddy and rake in a few $k/mo for a lot less work
<1> pick an old enough one and they wouldn't even have to put out
<3> saw a 70 year old dude with one of the hottest ~40 year old women i've ever seen yesterday
<3> was funny
<1> <0> and dont believe those bitches when they say "intelligent"
<3> you know dude was thinking that nobody would notice
<3> cause 40 != 19
<3> but uhh
<3> nope!
<1> prex: i guess 40 is like robbing the cradle when you wear depends
<3> yeah well
<1> besides, tons of hot 40yo women out there these days
<3> you get the point
<0> when youre 70 youre doing anything you can to stay in denial that a) youre impotent and b) youre going to die very soon
<0> cant hate a guy for that
<1> one word: cialis
<0> im not living to 70
<0> i plan to die before any signs of old age kick in
<0> and a hard on wont help you when you wear a diaper, dog
<0> and you thought stopping to put a condom on was a mood killer? try askin a bitch to wipe you
<4> ****ing kids chatting outside circling around this benz
<1> hahaha
<0> whats a quick, dirty way to match up two files, so that line by line in each file theyre matched up to create a third file?
<4> errr
<4> sort both
<4> then gnu diff --side-by-side file1 file2
<4> sorting part is optional etc
<4> prex, btw, the wamp wamp shows appreciation for this http://swik.net/WAMP
<5> my eyes are burning
<5> m0
<1> i swear i could spend my life just surfing wikipedia for all the cool trivia
<1> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Answer_to_Life,_the_Universe,_and_Everything
<1> consider how many pages of _crap_ people wrote about the number 42
<4> kaleido
<0> si?
<4> did that suffice?
<0> yessir, much appreciated
<4> aight
<6> it used to be the original irc channel where all the russian speakers hung out
<6> #42
<7> what it do
<7> jesus what dont people understand
<7> that if you dont have bandwidth for voip
<7> it ****S
<7> ah mother ****er
<3> LA PAZ, Bolivia - President Evo Morales on Monday lashed out at the U.S policy of drug certification that evaluates the cooperation of foreign countries, calling it a form of "blackmail."
<3> evo
<3> your **** is certified with me, baby!
<2> looool
<2> while those alphabet soup boys make their list, prex making a report card of his own!
<1> Colmbian coke: A
<1> Bolivian coke: B
<1> Peruvian coke: A-
<1> :P
<8> my **** will take the pepsi challenge with that amsterdam **** any day of the week
<1> heh
<3> you'll buy whatever i have put on your curb
<3> grade it all you want
<2> internetcokereport.com!
<9> thats a good domain name
<2> SYKE! that **** aint on the intarweb
<2> teletype 4 lyfe
<9> archive the cidr report
<9> and links to carrier hotels
<9> put some google adsense
<9> done/done
<3> a0k
<1> oh man, i'm an f'ing idiot
<1> i thought i had sold all my espp stock, and i just had a bunch of bills come due and my card is maxed, so i've been living on canned **** until my next paycheck
<1> and then i just randomly look at etrade and i have 7000 ****ing dollars of stock in there
<1> that i swore i sold like 4 mos ago
<1> i knew i shouldn't be broke but i never bothered to double-check
<1> (*&^%$#@
<3> either run mouth in #cisco about making six figures, or live paycheck to paycheck
<3> but not both
<1> i normally don't, i just had a bunch of **** hit me this month
<1> e.g. IRS
<1> and it wiped out the 1mo reserve i keep
<1> and i only take home 40% of my pay due to espp, 401k, and taxes
<10> sounds like b8zs needs to lose his #cisco club card, and join #nanog
<1> heh
<1> net worth is over $100k... just not easily accessible
<10> heh gotta love being a renter
<10> ;-)
<1> yeah, i'm fixing that in a few mos
<1> had to fix my credit first
<10> go open another can of tuna champ
<10> why is your credit ****ed if you make decent cheddar?
<10> 00:03 <b8zs:#cisco> i thought i had sold all my espp stock, and i just had a
<10> bunch of bills come due and my card is maxed,
<10> heh
<1> i had some cards i ran up back when i got laid off from csco
<10> there ya go!
<10> laid off? i thought you left!
<1> and i thought i paid them off, and i never got any more bills
<10> ran up and didnt pay?
<1> then one day i pull a credit report and i owe like $3k in interest and late fees
<10> odd that they didnt do a charge off and send to collections for what was owed plus a processing fee
<10> hooray
<1> paid that **** off stat, and this IRS crap i just got hit with, but it hurt
<10> why are you getting hit by the irs?
<1> ****ers lost my return for 2000 and never told me until a month ago
<1> when they issued a levy against my wages for $106k
<10> i hate to laugh, but....
<10> HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
<10> christ man
<1> (i only owed like $500, but they thought i made twice what i really did)
<10> when it rains, it pours
<1> so they ***essed like $30k in taxes plus $70k in interest
<10> nothing better than e-file+confirmation number
<1> yeah, yeah, yeah
<10> weird that it took 5 yrs to hit you
<1> i started doing that in like 03
<1> yeah, you'd figure those ****s would have sent me a letter or something in the last 5 years
<1> all i had to do was pull a copy of the return out of my files
<10> time to sell the s2000 and pay some billz
<1> nah, i got everything paid off now except my amex
<10> and why are you not pulling a credit report every 6 months to ensure someone from #nanog isnt jacking yer identity
<1> and that'll be covered by expense check this fri
<3> thanks for picking up where i left off, trizzo
<1> triz: never occurred to me. i haven't opened a credit account in years so i never cared what my score was
<10> everything he said guarantees a lifetime #nanog membership
<10> b8zs: identity theft is REAL
<1> true, good point
<10> and its obvious you havent OPENED a credit account in years, let alone PAID THE BILL
<10> heh
<1> heh
<10> hell my **** alerts me when anything is added/removed/changed
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