@# Quotes DB     useful, funny, interesting





Google
 
Web www.quotesdb.info
Undernet  |  EFnet  |  Quakenet  |  Freenode  |  Dalnet  |  Ircnet  |  Galaxynet
Page: 1 2 3



Comments:

<0> best thing about ewr is that it has a train
<0> that's about it tho
<1> yeah, that kinda makes it all worth it
<1> getting between terminals
<0> coming back frm SNN the security dumps you out into the duty free
<1> and/or taking train to airport
<0> and to njt
<1> also, i always clear security in less than 10-15 mins
<1> that was the big winner that made me fly from there all the time
<0> duty free == big liquor store
<1> i know
<1> boarding
<0> later



<2> make sure you look for towel heads
<3> so you can get all liquored up and spray yourself with 40 kinds of cologne then get on the plane
<0> i forgot to look for porn
<4> yo
<4> !summon prex
<4> !summon p4 motherboard
<5> gross
<5> p4 = block is so hot theyre serving fried children on the sidewalk
<3> http://theync.com/h071206maury.shtml
<5> [11:06] <@yummy_fur> best thing about ewr is that it has a train
<5> best thing about ewr is it isnt jfk or lga
<5> i landed at lga at 5am one morning after a redeye and some shady guy offers me a ride to the port authority for $25
<5> in retrospect, getting in that ccar was a bad idea
<5> but i didnt get killed so ****it
<0> hahah
<0> yeah
<0> some third world ****
<5> i think he was going to rob and murder me
<3> s/killed/penetrated
<0> all end up in the east river
<5> but he felt bad cause he could see how tired i was
<0> heh
<5> or else he was going to kill me before i dropped a bill on him at the train
<5> then he decided to let me live
<3> <murderer>****, this dude is worse off than I am...
<0> kal: a cab is $30-40
<0> if you're cash poor tate the shuttle to nyp
<5> well, i flew tower air
<0> but what lga really needs is a ****ing subway station full stop
<5> aka, they land way on the other side of the airport
<5> because theyre israeli and afraid of bombs, etc
<5> there were no cabs in sight
<0> who the **** are they?
<0> ah
<5> tower air was an american branch of el al(sp?)
<0> that's right
<0> el al
<5> they have 1 ****ing plane
<0> hahaha
<5> and i swear to god we left sfo an hour late cause they had to duct tape the wing back on
<5> that was the last time sbc EVER arranged my travel for me
<0> bwhahahahah
<6> i wanna know when udp hole punching fails in what enviornment.
<0> kal: yeah, **** letting a company arrange your travel
<3> next time go with hooters air
<0> hahah
<0> one of my ex-coworkers did hooters air
<0> they got stuck on the ground dt a mechanical
<0> 2 hrs
<7> monkeyisl: it fails when the punch catcher is full or if you try to punch too many pages at the same time
<0> 2 hrs is ok.. if the hooters girl sits on my lap



<7> what you think bitch i aint here for no wings
<8> nyc subway power outtage, yay
<5> our planner at sbc was nuts
<5> shed schedule a redeye and have us set to be at a customer that day
<5> land at 5am, be working at 8am
<5> all so she could say she saved a night of hotel expenses
<5> she never understood we p*** that **** on to the customer
<3> yeah, **** that
<6> ceige : ?
<7> ***clown?
<9> heh
<5> why cant i remove an entire access-list in one fell swoop on a pix
<5> whatever happened to givin me enough rope to hang myself
<9> too many hung people?
<10> kaleido: they tried that experiment with IOS
<10> that's enough damage
<3> http://machomedia.blogspot.com/2006/07/bmw-crash.html
<5> yeah but i dont want to remove this acl line by line
<5> its 89 lines of crap
<5> its not even being used anymore
<10> remove the access-group
<10> then use notepad
<11> hello automation
<11> if you're editing acls on the device, you fail
<5> you know i dont work in the same environment more than once or twice
<10> prex: oh hush... you don't want a side box editing your firewalls :)
<9> in your network management network you do
<9> heh
<5> you swear i have a network of my own
<10> i prefer doing firewalls by hand
<10> hell
<10> more than 3 lines i prefer doing everything by hand
<10> unless it's a generic push
<10> new snmp string x 50
<7> yea that makes alot of sense when you get some 20k+ acls
<10> nms push
<5> if you have 20,000+ different acl's
<5> you have some lame-*** ops department handle it
<12> what it do
<5> you just tell them what to do
<7> heh
<7> nested object groups can get out of hand quite quickly
<7> not 20k acls in the config tho
<5> nah i meant 20k+ acl's in a network
<5> id imagine those are distributed over various sites
<5> those sites should have local goons for managing that ****
<5> <7> do this
<7> heh
<5> <goon> yessuh, right away suh
<7> not my network
<7> seen it on others
<5> i dont have a network
<7> i have a lab
<7> heh
<5> i just **** with other peoples
<7> speaking of anyone messed with the AON ?
<3> what in the holy **** posesses someone to do this?
<3> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UpjXY8WKmQA&mode=related&search=
<5> heh
<5> how do you get started doing that
<5> how do you sit around with your buddies one day and say "you guys ever have the urge to put on clogs and dance?"


Name:

Comments:

Please enter the result of the sum 63 + 46 (to avoid spam):






Return to #cisco
or
Go to some related logs:

allumomzen
warning: _url_cache[0]
#hardware
#unixhelp
cnes.ob
#gentoo
#hardware
George Carlin + The planet's fine
#beginner
#politics



Home  |  disclaimer  |  contact  |  submit quotes