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<0> mahir is back
<0> with a vengeance
<0> dude snitching too
<0> it's like the least dignified suicide note ever
<0> most of us wrote more respectable stuff at age 12
<0> bbl
<0> (xeroxing that **** and g***ing up the whip)
<1> wow. he's slamming his daughters
<2> that email is fake
<2> it wasnt a suicide
<2> it was the brown man
<2> schools in texas are banning grills
<2> good thing too
<2> grills have got to be the most retarded thing to come out of rap since hammer pants
<3> whats wrong with hammer pants?
<4> kal, my brother is in a christian school in dallas



<4> and the kids there wrap aluminum on their teeth to imitate grills
<4> my brother is WTF'ing all day long
<0> that sounds really painful
<0> have you ever tasted foil?
<0> its not good
<2> hah, i have a filling on one side of my mouth
<2> i chewed foil and the two metals touched
<2> i started remembering being born
<4> i want to get my brother to apply to nyu or columbia or some ****
<4> parents want him to go to school in tx
<0> how about he goes where he wants to go
<4> and he wants to go anywhere but tx! :)
<0> jesus christ if you know coming to talk to me about something is going to ruin my day, why do it at 10am
<0> send him to florida
<0> we'll teach him how to trap
<4> hahah
<2> have him runnin kis to the keys
<0> yep
<5> send him to polk county. teach him to cook up batches!
<0> ahhaha
<0> ghetto dope
<0> processed in 4th ward texas
<2> gotta get new contacts today
<2> cant p*** the ****in dmv eye exam and the ****ers wont renew my license until i can
<2> bastids
<0> hahaha
<2> i went from 16 to 27 with the same scrip
<2> since then ive had 3
<2> im gonna be blind by 32
<0> yeah i just lost a line in the last year
<0> ****s
<0> i can get by fine w/o gl***es
<0> but its better if i have em for work
<2> yeah i only wear them when i drive because my license says i have to
<2> but its gotten bad lately
<6> getting old
<2> if im sittin on the couch 8 feet from the tv
<6> take a lazer to the lens
<2> tv bein 52" widescreen
<2> i cant read subtitles
<2> cant see mini-scoreboard during basketball games, etc
<6> hush
<6> get lasik
<2> n0cturn41: if i get another prescription in the year im going to
<6> then you'll have to wait a year
<6> but at least it will be the right script
<2> my parents keep tellin me to get laser surgery done
<2> "its only $350 an eye at so-and-so"
<2> like i want to bargain shop for laser surgery on my eyes
<6> i paid $2200/eye
<2> yeah the reputable place here is 1750/eye
<2> when i go next year for my exam, if its worse
<2> its laser for me
<6> but you'll have to wait a year
<6> lasik requires one year of a same script before surgery
<6> just saying...
<6> it would be better to wait 1 year with the right script than to rush it
<7> eye surgery < *
<6> it wasn't bad at all
<6> felt nothing
<6> this was about 3-4 yrs ago



<7> pain isnt the issue
<2> oh well sheet
<6> trusting your eyes to someome making $350/eye is
<2> i should head in today then
<2> at least get the ball rollin
<2> haha yeah my mom is cheap as **** and she doesnt understand why im not going there
<2> "well its your money..."
<7> contacts > *
<2> dude
<7> cant fcuk those up
<6> contacts have ****ed up my eyes a lot over the years
<2> contacts in a jeep with the top and doors off is HELL
<2> ugh
<2> may as well use sandpaper
<6> p***ing out on the train is my famorite
<6> favorite
<0> idk i used to think if i was ever gonna get lasik id want the guy charging $10k/eye doing it
<0> reality is i think you want the guy who does 50/day
<7> reality is everyone ****s up
<2> they do it like a production line
<0> m0crack: yep
<2> sit down, get done, get up and go, next.
<1> well, do you get the guy when he's fresh in the morning? after a few warmup runs? after a relaxing lunch? before dinner when he wants to do it fast?
<2> its not like hes sitting there with the laser in his hand like a surgeon with a scalpal
<2> hes pushing buttons on a computer that controls the machine
<2> pull the cornea up
<2> laser does its thing
<2> put the cornea back on the eye
<2> next eye
<1> ah, nvm then
<2> i thought the same way and was paranoid
<2> but we went to see one done
<8> so he prolly gets nice and stoned before you come in
<3> did you bring snacks?
<3> peeled grapes maybe
<8> fat fingers a couple keys and *zap*
<8> s/eyes/rasins
<2> hahaha
<2> <doctor> dude....wait, what?
<2> <me> **** whys everything so dark??
<3> <doctor>I totally dropped salsa on the keyboard.
<4> Michael Vick Air Force One Available Now! Inbox
<9> meet me at the trap, it's goin' down
<3> Gates: 80% Chance Vista Will Launch in Jan.
<10> selfish on a dope run
<11> http://www.cnn.com/2006/HEALTH/07/10/psychedelic.research.ap/index.html
<11> NEW YORK (AP) -- People who took an illegal drug made from mushrooms reported profound mystical experiences that led to behavior changes lasting for weeks -- all part of an experiment that recalls the psychedelic '60s.
<11> Many of the 36 volunteers rated their reaction to a single dose of the drug, called psilocybin, as one of the most meaningful or spiritually significant experiences of their lives.
<11> How the **** do you get on THAT research project?
<12> werd
<12> mark
<11> moo
<12> dude
<12> i'm reviving quake1
<12> engine rewritten for xp
<11> CTF?
<12> awesome graphics
<12> new server architecture rules me
<12> i want ctf+hook
<12> like old quake.phoenix
<11> Hook me up nigga. You know that was my favorite ver
<12> i have mods
<12> can't figure out how to install
<11> give em up
<11> ah
<12> with modern server
<11> heh
<12> i'm sure it's something simple
<12> but docs are nonexistant
<11> I still run winquake
<11> **** is fly
<12> quakeforge is the best server


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