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<0> hahahahahaha
<1> hello...is there a good article on using multiple gateways for load balancing?
<2> no
<1> thnks
<1> so u replied instead of all?
<3> epsilon: come, come, elucidate your thoughts.
<1> ***ume i have 2 isps
<1> and i wanna share this bandwidth
<3> you're talking bgp to them?
<1> i can...
<2> bandwidth problem, must run RSVP
<1> dunno it
<3> testacl: no, gotta go to ipv6 to solve this
<4> hrmph
<1> testacl: have u good papers on it?
<3> i'm rs



<2> got some doublewides
<0> i've got some 1.5s!
<3> i am the rsvp expert
<0> TestACL: hahahahaha
<3> testacl: ez-wider?
<2> 1.5s will work
<3> 1.5s are constrained
<3> it's a series of tubes, you know
<2> whitepapers these days, when growing up you could get them strawberry, banana etc
<2> rs did that 2hssi work?
<3> yeah, it worked in the 7204
<4> anybody ever used qwest colo?
<3> still looking for a proper rev one for the 7301
<3> heh, 7301 with hssi in it
<3> gotta get a photo of that
<2> later rev of the card?
<3> yeah
<2> yeah, it was old
<3> need rev b, hardware version 1.3 or better to go in vxr or later
<2> i should have one here
<5> ahha i remember that
<2> couldn't find it last time around
<2> could get you some 8xV.35 and you could load balance AND TE!!! across them
<2> but if you want to de-ghetto I could find a couple of OC-3 PAs probably
<2> or better yet.... OC12 SRP
<5> "It was nothing," said Hilton, 25
<5> somebody shoot that whore
<5> "Everything I do is blown out of proportion and it really hurts my feelings."
<3> haha, oc12 srp
<3> pheer
<2> with matching cards for the 12k
<3> i don't have a 12k here
<2> could fix that too
<5> Steve Irwin, 44, was killed Monday in a stingray attack. The elder Irwin said he was proud that his son died doing what he loved.
<3> don't even think about it.
<5> "That's a lot better than getting hit by a bus," the father said.
<5> hahahahahh
<5> thats so ****ed
<6> looks like he comes from a family of positive people
<2> rs was going through the trash last week and found hardware to build a DWDM
<3> out in sjc?
<2> lasers, JDSU modulators etc
<2> yes
<3> heh, cool
<7> [12:15] <@TestACL> could get you some 8xV.35 and you could load balance AND TE!!! across them
<7> donut diss ATMPLS
<7> it has to still have a use
<2> yes, ****ing up networks and providing employment
<7> haha
<7> but dude
<2> headcount generator
<7> this traffic is RED
<2> USE BLUE TRAFFIC
<7> that traffic is GREEN
<5> haha
<7> that is extremely useful
<7> it ruled when it came out and it was all the rage to run mpls so you could forward **** faster
<7> then vendors made ip faster
<7> so the cool part was TE
<7> then global crossing made it very clear that TE was broke as ****
<7> so then it was cool because of the vpns



<2> hahaha
<7> then everyone ralized the vpns werent all that cool after all
<2> not too far off there
<7> "look, i sent my traffic from LAX to JFK to XY to SFO! because LAX to SFO had high usage!"
<8> heh
<7> "great, you also added 300ms to the trip, jack***"
<8> More PLeaSe
<5> Clay Aiken is in line to be named to the President's Committee for People with Intellectual Disabilities, the White House said Wednesday.'
<2> nice
<8> wow
<8> aiken must be honored and insulted at the same time
<9> oh ****ing snap
<8> b lax
<8> sup killer
<9> i didn't realize the only survivor of the plane that took off the short runway was the pilot
<9> man that would **** with a nigga
<8> no ****
<9> "i ****ed up, but at least it was the 50 other poor bastards and not me who died because of it"
<9> sup toodr
<8> toodr ?
<8> heh
<9> my kbd has been inserting random characters
<9> not sure what's goingc
<9> on
<9> see
<8> nods
<9> i even went and bought a new kbd
<8> too much dead skin and jizz in between
<3> blax!
<9> nah it's done it with 4 kbds
<9> whatup rs
<9> ltns
<9> thwi rs
<9> ****YOUKBD
<9> man
<10> ha
<9> i got drunk on bud and bud lite last night
<9> my stomach ph is waaayyyy ****ed
<9> beer****s like WHOA too
<3> yeah, dude, you need to get a new machine, mobo with kbd problems is fired
<10> http://www.phun.org/newspics/funny_friday/980.jpg
<8> fearful
<11> scary
<10> not as scary as 988.jpg
<0> sfw?
<8> 988 is #nanog
<0> who is a MS SQL guru?
<0> and knows the list of reserved words you can't use for tables/columns
<12> hmm. never ran into any problems in that regard
<8> google?
<8> same
<12> obviously cant begin with # or ##
<12> :)
<10> www.atlis.com/new/whitepapers/sqlnaming.html
<0> hrm
<0> they list VALUES
<0> but VALUE doesn't work
<12> I would think *.columns are acceptabole
<0> puts that column name in brackets
<0> someone fire up EM and test that right quick
<12> test wut?
<10> i actually have it open
<12> [columnname] ?
<0> create a column named VALUE
<12> hah
<0> and see if it puts that in brackets
<0> not sure what the brackets mean either
<10> it did for me
<0> wtf do the []'s mean?
<10> brackets mean "this is a reserved word but we'll put these brackets on so that you can use it anyway"
<0> i'm not a dba
<0> do you have to reference that column with the brackets?
<12> brackets are some kind of explicit reference. like if you need to run statements across separate databases, [dbo].[databasename].[tablename]
<0> insert into [VALUE] instead of insert into VALUE ?


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