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<0> plz to locate
<0> and btw
<0> all you dell haters
<0> plz to **** me long time
<0> new laptoppie rollin out of control
<1> thinkpad4lyf
<0> 7200rpm drives sure do make them nice
<0> blax, rolled the thinkpaddie years ago... nuts are still on HOT because of it
<2> two fans keep my nuts coooool.
<0> latitude 1705 here
<3> oh, so today the panty mystery solved itself today
<3> i get a call this afternoon from the girl apologizing that she left before i woke up
<3> and i have a vague clue who the name was attached to
<3> lo and behold, i find her number in my wallet too... missed it earlier
<3> cute blonde, actually intelligent too



<0> does it start with 1-900 ?
<3> nah, 469
<3> (yeah, that's really one of the area codes here)
<0> hah
<3> i remember meeting her weds, but not talking to her and certainly not taking her home
<4> i reckon
<3> but i was wasted, so i don't remember anything after about 1am
<3> only real problems with her are (a) she's 19, and (b) she's 5'1"
<3> and after my last ex, i swore off chicks under 23 or so
<4> dont see the issue
<3> abt: i'm 6'3"... dating chicks who are 14" shorter than me is awkward at best
<3> i dated a girl that was 4'11" once, that was hell
<1> the love of my life was 5'
<1> maybe 4'11
<3> just leaning down to talk to her gave me a constant crick in my neck, not to mention making out
<1> about 85-95lbs
<3> yeah, that's the reason i keep making that mistake... much easier to find skinny short chicks than skinny 5'6-5'8 chicks
<3> 5'10 or so works a lot better for me... close enough to kiss without stooping over, but still shorter than me when they wear heels
<3> but anyways, this chick is a decent catch... i just wish i remember how she was in bed
<1> sweet
<2> drunk *** is so pointless when you can't remember it
<1> time for installworld
<3> felix: exactly
<3> but apparently my game is much better when i'm drinking.
<2> of course.
<2> it's liquid courage.
<3> i lost count of all the odd names that i find in my cell phone the next morning
<3> i called a few one time, set up dates, and decided my taste in women actually gets better when i'm drunk
<3> which is weird
<3> but it's hell trying to hide the fact you don't even remember meeting a girl
<3> anyways, tangent.. i now know who the mysterious panties in my bed belong to
<3> i feel much better now
<5> ehh ****
<5> compiled apache22/php5 and was into mysql5 on this new freebsd 6.1-stable box prior to remembering to cvsup ports
<5> <---- dum
<5> i thought it kind of strange all this **** looked a little older than the current versions
<6> yeaaaaaaa
<6> the lowenharts is sparklin like gl***
<6> man
<6> i dropped a bottle of san p orange out by the car
<6> and i want to clean it up about as much as i want to **** felix's girl persis
<7> <6> and i want to clean it up about as much as i want to **** felix's girl persis
<7> omg ircbabiez!
<7> loooool
<6> i just got the raddest idea
<6> they should make oz again
<6> except with chicks only
<7> no doubt
<2> ugly prison dykes, yay!
<2> the crippled black chiq with dreads, the white supremist skinhead, the nigerian voodoo princess, and the old hag who just wants to escape.
<6> hahaha
<6> felix, you run with irc hos
<6> no talking from you
<2> huh?
<2> i don't talk to chix on irc
<6> ok
<6> my bad
<2> with very few exceptions
<2> as if it's your place to tell me it's bad to be talking to girls on irc
<2> because they have cooties.
<2> and you speak from experience.



<2> (that's sarcasm if you didn't see it)
<5> Last Result:
<5> Download Speed: 23540 kbps (2942.5 KB/sec transfer rate)
<5> Upload Speed: 2140 kbps (267.5 KB/sec transfer rate)
<5> rock on cox
<2> nice
<5> yeah that's dc cox to dc speakeasy
<5> it drops off to about 5meg dl once i hit anything mid-west
<5> but i'll take it :)
<5> supposed to be 15meg down and 2 meg up
<5> i wonder if it's even capped at all since i'm getting that from speakeasy
<1> i say again
<1> synergy2 rules
<8> god damn
<6> i am the trap
<8> word up pie wrecks
<9> sup prex
<6> sup septal
<6> hows my city
<9> kick*** as ever
<8> hrm
<6> its a good thing you cant ***ign more than 3 securid tokens to a user
<6> cause id have like 200
<9> i hate those things
<8> god damn
<8> man
<9> i like the vpn where i work now.. l/p only, no p***word rules, split tunnel enabled
<8> startup?
<8> ****ing powerbill was 538 bux
<8> rule #2 pay to play
<9> startup company?
<8> yeah
<6> hahaha
<6> securid here, me and one other person have local lan
<9> nah state gov agency
<6> im not ****in around
<8> same
<9> highly secure :D
<8> i want secureid bad though
<6> no securid = no security
<6> know securid, know security
<8> heh
<6> you got no OTP you got nothing
<8> you have the keybaords as well?
<8> boards*
<6> pinpads?
<6> the credit cards?
<8> yeah
<6> **** those
<6> those are 1985 style
<8> you got the fob?
<6> yeah
<6> old and new style
<8> rolling fob for doors
<6> ive had like 5 new style ones die in 8 weeks
<6> really strange
<8> want to integrate it
<6> wtf?
<6> really
<6> ?
<8> yeah
<6> nutty
<8> its half ***ed
<6> privacy concerns w/ fingerprint/hand readers?
<8> physical security is under compliance control though ::(
<8> yeah
<6> knew it
<8> i want that **** integrated with thumb reader on keyboard
<8> we're slowly moving to 'digital office'
<8> lots of court systems are still w/ punch cards
<8> heh
<6> hahah
<8> man i'm still on PDT


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