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<0> can someone beat me in the head with some info, i just cant remember what are vlan 4000's for? they are just some special vlans for enet only?
<1> are you looking for router help? This channel is about fortified wine
<1> my favorite flavor is green apple
<0> i forgot the name of the restaurant in Richardson, but its green beer tastes really good
<1> go to http://www.cisco.com and search for "VLAN 4000"
<1> iirc that is a CatOS thing
<2> ozzzo: who the **** are you?
<1> I'll save you some typing
<1> ozzzo is ~dont@aus-pix-00-pat-01.corenap.com * Albert Meyer
<2> m0crack is ~about@to-put-a-foot-up-your.***.com * No Joke
<0> hah
<1> OMG I might get kicked? banned? noooooooooO!
<2> done being a we todd?
<3> Hello all, i have set up a VPN tunnel, it works fine.. until i enable nat, once i enable nat it kills all vpn traffic, can someone please head me in the right direction?
<2> when you nat, you are changing source ip addy's based on destination/int's



<3> nope
<2> your vpn config isnt configed correctly
<4> im guessing youre ****ing up the acl's that have to be identical on each endpoint
<3> the other endpoint is a linksys router
<2> so?
<2> the sky is blue
<3> so does anyone know what the problem is? have they had this issue before etc?
<4> at least the hangover is fading
<5> . ozzzo/#cisco flails hopelessly
<5> for a second, I saw trizzo
<5> the former makes more sense.
<2> why would that provoke images of trizzo?
<6> "zzo"
<4> awesome
<4> my dog chewed up one of the underground sprinkler thingies
<4> now i have to cut his left hand off
<7> dog getting balls, you get pissed
<7> i hope your cats slice you to death in your sleep
<4> my cats are well trained ******ins
<4> my dog is just a dumb puppy
<2> one of my indoor light weight cats chases and attacks raccoons outside
<2> 4-5x her size
<4> tubcat is 4-5x my size
<4> the other two are just sick and twisted
<4> they tag team my dog
<4> you see the video of prex's cat?
<4> sumbitch stole it and was tryin to sell it
<4> cat was like "bitch, please"
<2> no i didnt
<2> who has a copy of it?
<8> I'm not an american idol so don't vote for me
<8> Just call colombia and tell em send a boat for me
<8> Tell them mother****ers to fill it full of coke for me
<8> And watch my niggas go broke for me it aint a joke for me
<8> I stay professional griding til im in that black car with
<8> the funeral procession behind me
<9> Is there a significant cost difference between null routing an attacking host vs blocking with an access-list rule?
<4> ill find url m0
<10> yo yo
<4> http://www.thatvideosite.com/view/2987.html
<4> imbezol: yes there is
<4> null route doesnt burn cpu
<4> acl does
<9> kaleido: is there any particular reason for that?
<9> i was thinking that a null route would affect every port on the router
<9> but an acl could be applied to only needed ports
<4> if you dont mind the traffic coming from some interfaces then you have to use acl
<4> if you dont want the traffic at all, use a null route
<2> kaleido: hahaha, yeah ive seen that **** before
<2> i'd be kicking the **** out of that cat
<4> haha
<2> you laugh
<2> my cats dont even try to get on my side of the bed
<6> i laugh
<6> cause i know that cat will make your bad leg look good
<6> wait till i get the cat up to 60lb too
<11> ive never seen a cat that would put up with being on a leash
<6> i saw one once
<11> lion?
<6> at a gas station on the way to the beach a few years ago
<6> pet cat



<6> ****in cool as ****
<6> wrong on some level too
<6> but the cat was chill wid it
<11> yea you know how many times thay hd to beat that cat to get it to chill on a leash
<6> ;(
<11> i tried to put my cat on a leash once
<2> "Not all pedophilia is bad, and *** [with boys] can be healthy," Distasio told the court.
<11> she took off and cam home 3 days later with no collar
<2> like woah
<4> id never put a leash on a cat
<4> i wont even put collars on them
<2> nambla spokesman of the year
<2> i did the harness thing once on my indoor cats
<2> and then on a leash
<2> funny ****
<8> toor's sig ****ing uncalled for
<10> prex: holla, son
<8> I'm sending HIM mother****ing billing notifications
<8> but he has "~pay your bills~ at the bottom of his sig
<8> and a vacation notification
<10> heh
<9> that video got me laughing so hard i couldn't breath for a minute
<4> my girlfriend wants to get a harness for my dog
<4> like id be seen anywhere with an animal on a haness that screams "im a ***** animal"
<4> "but a collar will hurt his neck"
<7> hahahahah
<2> get a 'poker' collar if you need manliness/control
<7> <11> ive never seen a cat that would put up with being on a leash
<7> stamford, ct!
<7> i will never forget that tho
<7> limping home from rolling my ankle after some basketball
<7> bitch walking her cat, looks at me
<7> looks at my ankle
<7> then hurries into apt building
<7> you'd think she'd hold the door for a limping mofo
<7> http://www.thatvideosite.com/view/825.html
<7> DAAAAAAAAMN
<4> hahaha
<2> ****
<2> mobile curb job
<12> http://www.fresh99.com/messy-networks.htm <--- recognize
<7> same pictures been recycled for past 10 years
<12> oh
<12> my bad
<12> thou sinned and shall leave
<8> 19:00 <9> i was thinking that a null route would affect every port on the router
<8> don't you just love it
<9> my lack of knowledge you mean? :)
<9> i actually pulled that from the O'Reilly Cisco Ios Access List book
<8> every port on the router being a single /30 the isp allocated and a /24 routed but he can't figure that one out
<9> though it doesn't really say what affecting every port on the router means
<8> just dont route yourself into oblivion
<9> actually it's more like a few hundred ports with three gigabit uplinks
<8> woo fancy
<8> why only three gig uplinks?
<9> reason i was asking is that we do a fair amount of traffic on our 6509, and i was wondering what the most efficient way to deal with attackers is
<9> that's all we need
<9> we only do about 300 - 400 mb/s average
<8> and about 200mbit of unreachables during an attack?
<13> hahahah
<9> nah. we actually have two very competent network admin.. i'm just not one of them :)
<8> time to escalate
<9> most of the stuff is automated with netflow and null routes propogating upstream
<8> what not to do in a network...
<9> just looking to further my own knowledge even though i'm not involved in the process
<9> right.. nm then
<14> ...
<15> http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_jun2005/UltimatePiercing.jpg
<13> its a red herring year for blackhat briefings lecturers
<7> you at blackhat?
<13> nah
<13> gotta make the lights blink
<16> Can you run a cisco network within a linux box?
<16> instead of depending on a switch or router?


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