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<0> wife is on a plane from ATL to kansas city for national convention of family doctors
<0> chick on the plane has a panic attack
<0> stewardess asks if there is a dr on board
<0> 40 hands go up
<0> i tell my wife that the chick must have seen a snake
<1> who the **** are you people
<0> more importantly
<1> and what the **** am I doing in this handbasket?
<0> WHO THE **** ARE YOU?
<1> werd
<0> waddup cracker
<1> nada
<2> ***moedeous
<0> how you been?
<2> waddup
<1> <-- slacking



<2> hows denver this time of year
<0> still with Q ?
<1> hows life in the digital trailer park?
<1> <-- left Q 4+ years ago.
<1> Denver > *
<0> it's been awhile
<1> anything new and exciting?
<1> <-- needs some excitement
<0> some snakes got on a plane
<0> that's about it
<3> working at vertela now?
<1> black men and snakes... neither belong on planes.
<4> sup m0
<1> virtela.. havent heard that name in awhile..
<0> oracle erp
<1> vab will save us all... *sigh*
<0> i'm drowning in it
<4> asmodeous vab will save you
<4> m0 drowning in sweat?
<0> there is just so much
<0> i've only been in manufacturing for 18months
<0> lots of new lingo and **** to pick up on
<4> meth?
<4> crack?
<0> ha
<1> sarcasm.. deep dark sarcasm
<4> no vab luv?
<1> Does vab still exist? Or was he a figment of my imagination?
<5> anyone know how to correctly setup a static for an exchange cluster? I tried ***igning it to the exchange vip but it's still using the firewall ip when it goes out
<4> still there
<1> I think Q was a figment of my imagination.
<4> Q was a fignewton of your imagination
<0> klop: how does exchange server relate to #cisco?
<5> i've got a pix in front of it...
<1> everything relates to #cisco
<1> #cisco = the force
<0> klop: how does #cisco relate to the fact you can't configure an exhcange cluster?
<5> i have a static for the public to the private, but when the exchange server goes out it's using the pix ip instead of the static i ***igned.... think it has somethign to do with it being a vip on the server side but i'm not sure
<6> Mr. Whaley.
<7> there is only a correct way to do a static
<1> Mr. Flash
<7> theres no such thing as a "static for an exchange cluster"
<2> flashman
<2> up in this piece
<1> How is life w/ the tractor?
<2> this is like a reunion
<6> cleaning up after a tornado
<0> someone find mr. black
<1> doh!
<6> so the tractor is getting lots of use
<6> plenty of firewood tho!
<1> hehe
<2> blackie is on aim
<2> bored now that he quit his job
<7> he left amazon?
<5> ok so i have a static for the public address to the vip of the exchange cluster, but when exchange sends it doesn't use that ***igned address, it uses the pix address
<5> that make more sense ?
<7> yeah thats how its supposed to work
<7> geezus man
<0> i think he was trying to create a 1-to-1 conduit
<8> anyone know how to reset a p***word on a 806 & 1721 cisco without deleting the config inside??



<2> good**** was kicked off #cisco by m0crack (yeah, www.cisco.com)
<2> damn
<2> just like old times
<2> someone break out the bubbly
<7> just need bblack to join and put the shackles on someones opinion
<0> not like old times until the /kb's get used on each other
<4> and the $5 whores
<7> and its almost 1998
<6> $5 hos?
<6> where da $5 hos?
<2> flash
<2> see privmsg
<4> FlashMan these days in SE Asia
<7> abt got that on lock, tho
<9> <1> black men and snakes... neither belong on planes.
<9> just for that
<9> i will show up in your bedroom wearing only a sock
<9> with boa on my arm
<1> and then what?
<1> I dont live on a plane
<9> then the fifth of vodka takes over
<7> hahaha
<2> lnk gonna show asmo his blacksnake
<1> too bu ceu.. too bu ceu..
<7> medium chicken pizza from round table is a decent lunch
<7> 8 slices int filling but round table rules
<9> NEW YORK (Reuters) - Diamonds are no longer a girl's best friend, according to a new U.S. study that found three of four women would prefer a new plasma TV to a diamond necklace.
<9> who the **** did they interview?
<9> The study found 77 percent of women surveyed would prefer a new plasma television to a diamond solitaire necklace and 56 percent would opt for a new plasma TV over a weekend vacation in Florida.
<9> Even shoes lost out. The study found 86 percent would prefer a new digital video camera to a pair of designer shoes.
<9> ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
<9> it was a survey fired up by oxygen
<9> women who watch oxygen are not normal women
<9> whereas, lifetime is standard
<10> http://www.theonion.com/content/node/50902
<10> Wikipedia Celebrates 750 Years Of American Independence
<10> Founding Fathers, Patriots, Mr. T. Honored
<9> Ford said sales sank 35.2% in July compared with last year, Chrysler sales fell 37% and General Motors 19.5%.
<9> Part of the fall was blamed on the fact that heavy discounts seen last year were no longer on offer.
<9> duh, everyone got used to them
<9> so now it's on every bootleg financial advice site
<9> DONT BUY UNLESS YOU GET BIG INCENTIVES
<9> US CAR COMPANIES WOULD RATHER HAVE YOU BUY LOW THAN NOT BUY AT ALL
<10> A new study by US TV network Oxygen finds that three-quarters of American women would prefer a plasma television to a diamond solitaire necklace.
<10> They also like to buy technology. If given $500 to spend, more women would buy an iPod or a cell phone than would purchase a little black dress.
<9> **** that noise
<9> serisouly, i dont buy those results
<9> they interviewed some feminists or something
<0> s/feminists/prex's harem/
<9> i mean, ****, i'd drop $500 on some new shoes and polos before i bought some new tech ****
<9> New York City had not seen such a string of hot temperatures since July 1999, he added.
<9> walking down my block the other day
<9> i saw a con ed emergency truck
<9> but no one outside working near open manhole
<9> they had a hose showering the cables with cold water
<9> while they sat in truck
<0> great idea! water and high voltage!
<0> nyc is going to implode
<7> i only give nyc another cuple weeks anyways
<7> heh, old e40 videos with 2pac cameos
<7> before 2pac was even in digital underground
<2> <0> great idea! water and high voltage!
<2> lots of those cables have a waterproofing mechanism inside
<2> some weird sort of gel/jelly substance
<2> among other things
<7> you guys are nuts
<7> howd we go from cars and guns
<7> to pipes in nyc and their ability to withstand water?
<11> did you guys get that rain?
<0> trizzo: dialectic grease?
<9> i wasnt worried about the cables getting water in em
<11> last night and today
<9> more so much that they're running so hot we're cooling that **** down ghettocolo-style
<11> I was about to get on noah's ark


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