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<0> bah
<1> zid_: How'd you know I played it earlier today?
<2> you said so you ****ing moron >_<
<1> I see...
<2> I've got a valk post castle and quest atm
<2> 350k points
<0> zid_ stop using offensive words please
<3> "Depending on who you ask, Patrick spent a little or a lot of time trolling for underage girls on various public Internet Relay Chat networks. The various public IRC networks offered him the opportunity to chickenhawk around in chat rooms named #dads&daughters*** and #girls&oldermen. He initiated conversations with girls, boys, probably some number of strange men and eventually, an FBI agent."
<2> MishNew: **** the **** up you ****ing ****, before I ****ing **** you up, ****er.
<1> OrngeTide: that stuff was entrapment if you ask me. But they still found illegal stuff on his laptop.
<2> what are the laws on looking at kiddie porn where the girls are older than you? :P
<1> Then you probably can't be convicted.
<4> zid, I think it's still illegal.
<3> SgtUnix, well he was emailing and dccing girls jpegs of his wang too.



<2> I've done that
<2> but I sent them all to OrngeTide by mistake
<3> zid_, it's illegal. but only enforced if they don't like you.
<0> calc stop
<3> ahhaa
<5> please stop using offensive words on this channel
<6> what if you have video tapes of like highschool gf's ? :)
<2> hehe
<6> theres a statute right
<0> calc stop2
<6> of teh limitations
<5> please stop using offensive words on this channel, again
<2> calc OrngeTide
<5> <3> i made that calc? I think it's stupid.
<0> is 'in this channel' better than 'on this channel' ?
<2> where's the mcdonalds one
<3> MishNew, i find the word Mish offensive
<2> in
<0> OT: that's why i changed the nick!
<2> I find the word mish sacreligious
<6> well you can be in many channels but only on one
<3> in my language Mish means one-who-licks-great-wang
<6> at once
<2> where I come from "mis" means vagina peircing, and "ish" means "bloody mess" so mish I can leave to your imagination
<3> vect0rx, i run split window. i usually read two channels at once.
<0> your language making abilities will make you greater than Larry Perl, one day
<6> i think of it as cursor focus ornge :)
<0> s//Larry Wall/
<3> well i used to do split window. i don't know how to split on irssi
<7> his last name is an acro
<7> haha
<3> vect0rx, my cursor is always at the input line :)
<6> i tend to give them all their own layer
<6> in bx
<6> then theres cursor and input line context :)
<3> or maybe i run two irc sessions and use two one-handed keyboards?
<7> no way
<6> that would be on two channels at once
<7> thats like lawnmower man type ****
<6> by my concept
<3> but to net*** i need to drop to using only one of the one handed keyboards.
<3> usually i keep #c on my right because i don't want to wank it to you guys.
<6> there's probably some freak out there who can hinge their eyeballs apart from coordinated movement and actively concentrat on a left and a right task
<3> like a gecko!
<3> <2> asl?
<7> lcd gl***es
<7> h0h0
<6> snowcrash gl***es
<6> laser cornea projection dealio
<3> just use transparent windows and read the text underneath your window
<3> i prefer the two cardboard tubes method.
<7> there were some like transputtys out there
<7> i think they blew though
<3> k-mart tech
<2> OrngeTide: tell Neomish not to privmsg me without my god damn permission
<6> you could multiwindows showing at once.. one input line and single-line control-character escaped rerouting of subsequent text
<2> hah that works
<3> zid_, uh. why don't you tell him?
<6> that'd be closer to being on multiple channels at once



<2> OrngeTide: It worked asking you, he left :P
<6> or multicasting your text
<3> zid_, what did you do?!
<7> you could write an irc demuxer
<8> i think mish got offended
<2> OrngeTide: asked you in pubic
<8> by a line further up:/
<7> that put each person on a different tcp sock
<2> nah
<3> no. i mean why did he devoice you and then leave?
<2> it was me god damnit
<2> OrngeTide: Because I have the schwartz
<3> maybe i should devoice you
<2> only if I can have ops as well
<2> fair trade
<9> buh?
<9> haha
<2> :D
<3> i dunno why you did to piss off Mish. please don't do it again.
<3> s/why/what
<2> I dunno either
<3> actually why AND what would be better.
<3> he kept doing calc stop
<3> what kind of world is it that you can't talk about wangs on EFnet?
<2> a poor one
<3> it's EFnet for crying out loud. it's equivalent to a barrel full of wangs.
<2> rm -rf world-with-no-efnet-wangs
<3> nooo.
<3> on EFnet you are either a **** licker or getting your **** licked.
<3> [reads too much jerkcity]
<2> damn, mplayer and irssi don't fit onto my window at the same time
<3> buy a bigger monitor or go dual
<2> I could just change resolution to *1024
<2> but that's nasteh
<2> and I'd have to restart X cus the config only goes to *768 and I don't know if you can edit it on the fly
<2> Bet ya can't guess what I'm watching
<2> med you ***y beast
<10> zid, At this point I'm gonna guess you're ewatching gay porn.
<2> nup
<2> give you a hint, it's cgi
<10> Over the Hedge?
<2> Nope
<2> another hint: it's subbed
<10> Cars?
<2> haha hell no
<10> I want to see that too
<2> what's cars anyway
<10> http://www.apple.com/trailers/disney/cars/
<2> busy
<2> irssi + mplayer is all I can manage, firefox won't fit for sure :p
<11> whats the command i should use if i want the output of a program to a variable instead of stdout when executing system commands from a program?
<12> Caligo: Depends on the OS. popen() works for Unix.
<12> And of course you could always redirect to a file and then just fopen/fread/fclose the file.
<11> hmm
<11> so popen no workie on windows?
<12> Check for _popen() on Windows
<12> Check MSDN
<12> There's a good chance it has _popen().
<11> kk, illl do that later, the question was just a sideclause
<11> unix is my primary platform anyhow :)
<12> Yep, Windows has it. Here is the URL: http://msdn.microsoft.com/library/default.asp?url=/library/en-us/vclib/html/_crt__popen.2c_._wpopen.asp
<11> oolc
<11> ehr, cool
<11> my keyboard is borked... my left arrow lives its own life
<11> within reasonable logic... if the arrow key doesnt work when pressed, but sometimes the cursor starts moving to the left, does that indicate a short in the keyboard?
<1> what a bizarre error
<1> A bunch of my SMF services weren't starting properly
<3> wow. this MAXQ microcontroller has an interesting instruction format.
<1> Turned out I had replaced ksh88 with ksh93 on my system, and the solaris smf system used a parameter only supported with ksh88
<1> It's been ages since I installed ksh93, because it's been ages since the box was rebooted
<1> s/because/and/
<3> wow. single cycle jump and call instructions. it has no instruction pipeline to flush. neat


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