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<0> I thought italy won on penalties hours ago
<1> well atheletes in team sports rarely use their brains.
<2> yea they did
<1> i'm glad this **** only happens ever 4 years
<2> i thought it was every 2
<2> hmm.. i guess it is 4
<2> i remember last world cup some of my english and indian friends were telling me they stayed up all night to watch soccer
<2> cause it's on at like 3am our time or some****
<2> or they woke up early
<0> OrngeTide: http://chenyanbin.info/
<1> i saw the new pirates of the carribean last night. it was pretty good, but i wish they wouldn't have left the ending hanging like that. they obviously want people to go see the sequel. (i suppose they couldn't have just made it one 5 hour movie)
<1> zid_, i ought to ban you
<0> I watched the new superman film today, that **** is two and a half hours long!
<0> and nothing happens!
<1> man. that guy want a bigger weenie but maybe he should work on his flabby thighs first.
<2> haha
<1> but honestly i look pretty much like month 6. except a bit thicker.
<2> anyone done any direct-framebuffer programming on a sun?
<2> id like to mess directly with the hardware on this ultra60 (Creator3D graphics)
<2> and circumvent X, which seems to slow things down dramatically
<1> i stole some code from X11 before.
<3> Making before/after pictures of a penis enlargement is best done by starting with the after picture and then take pictures in one of those cooling-room-thingies, whatever they're called again.
<1> X is quite fast. it's just that the videocards for sun aren't very fast.
<0> i wish my penis was 5 inches longer
<2> this framebuffer was very expensive years ago, when it was new
<2> it seems that it should be much faster than it is under X
<1> zid_, i'm not sure i could find much use for a 14 inch penis.
<1> i mean where am i going to find a woman big enough for a 14 inch penis?
<0> Mine would only be a foot long
<0> but it'd be damn cool to have a foot long penis
<1> still that's pretty huge
<0> I had a 13" monitor
<4> zid_: i had a 4" one.
<5> monitor your penis closely!
<1> 7" is actually above the world average. indeed it is even above average for any particular race
<3> How do you measure a penis, anyway?
<1> but most people who are 7" think of themselves as average
<4> hund: with a ruler.
<1> hund, from the base on top.
<4> hund: or any other convenient measuring device
<2> i'm 8.5 erect
<5> hund: mostly, you just make up a number larger than the last said onhe
<0> 7" is above average
<2> never had complaints
<1> niv_, thanks. i didn't need to know that.
<3> Yes, but do you push it into the root?
<2> OT: yea, well you were all sharing =P
<0> 5.5 or something is the average, closer to 7" for nignogs
<3> And is it erected?
<1> 8.5" is quite large. way above average.
<1> iirc 5.5" is average for caucasians.
<0> I am
<2> girls like size no matter what they say
<4> hah, I'm above average.
<6> Now, that is an unusual topic...
<1> zid_, 7" is way above average for ANY race.
<0> awesome
<5> according to www.***ualrecords.com ...
<0> but all the 10 year olds I show it to just scream :(
<5> 25 cm is world biggest
<2> haha zid_
<2> 25 cm?
<2> whats that in inches
<4> zid_: tried 11 year olds?
<1> there is a huge amount of variety in the human race when it comes to genitals. size, shape, color, etc.
<0> I tried a 14 year old, she ran away
<2> ot: they're as unique as people
<5> hmmmm, shapes
<2> haha
<1> personally i don't find the penis to be all that interesting. it's actually an ugly mishapened miscolored lump of flesh.
<5> like, crooked one ?
<7> My cumshot can impregnate a swimming pool full of women.
<0> I like my penis, it turns me on
<1> do you look at it? or do you just touch it and put it in things so you don't have to look at it?
<0> both?
<1> Alex__, delicious. i'll make sure to invite you over for the next pool party.
<7> OrageTide: Excellent. When is it?
<2> i think chlorine would kill it
<1> niv_, i think they are as unique as a person's face. except uglier.
<8> zid_: water displacement
<0> I was just about to
<0> getting my erect penis to point downwards sounds hard though
<2> ot, hence the term 'bumpin uglies'
<1> exactly
<0> I find that the younger the girl the less ugly it is
<1> some women have nice genitalia. mostly internal. it's very neat.
<2> damn zid_
<2> zid_ is on this young girl trip
<1> some have half thier bits kind of flapping in the breeze.
<0> eww eww
<2> yea ot
<2> thats gross
<2> big labias and ****
<8> roast beef curtains
<2> hahaha
<2> pahahahaha gauze
<3> niv_: There are lots of different kinds with their own names.
<3> "Hamburger" comes to mind.
<1> there is that one culture were they purposefully pull and stretch the lips at a young age to look more attractive. they have to kind of tuck up these elephant ears inside when they work and stuff. crazy
<2> hund: yeah that sounds familiar
<8> OrngeTide: hottentots from africa I ***ume
<2> hund: they all have a similar look, roughly, but when you look closer they are very different
<5> OT: yeah , they hang to the knees
<1> gauze, i don't remember. but it sure seems weird
<1> of course i'd still do any one of them
<0> bulldog lips for the lose
<0> http://www.givemepink4free.com/pink*****/25puma_black/pics/t05.jpg yum (nsfw duh)
<4> gauze: isn't hottentot an offensive term for these brown little men?
<1> i dont like it when it looks like it's making a face at me.
<8> http://www.heretical.com/miscella/baker4.html
<2> haha
<1> zid_, looks like a fricken baby's cunt. yuck
<0> rofl
<0> I like it
<4> uh
<0> better than ones that have teeth
<3> OK, I was hungry two minutes ago.
<1> except for the icky pimply bumpies from shaving
<4> trimming = good
<4> shaving that much = bad
<8> http://www.rotten.com/library/***/elongated-labia/chinese_winged-labia.jpg
<1> i'd rather have some hair than those scratchy bumpies
<8> it's a drawing
<2> i'd much rather have a shaved girl
<4> OrngeTide: agreed
<2> than some hairy *** ****
<4> niv_: that's because of porn.
<0> http://www.hairy-*****-pics.net/hirsute-*****-ruchil-01.jpg <-- that's just wrong
<2> sgtunix: i dont mind a little landing strip up above
<8> licking on a shaved puss is pretty dope
<1> niv_, i'd rather some hair than badly shaved and all scratchy.
<8> but for ****in' it doesn't matter
<0> waxeded
<2> ot: yeah badly shaved/scratchy sux
<2> ot: but i know plenty of girls who shave and its not scratchy
<1> although shaved legs and pubic hair is just a way for women to attact men who like prepubescent girls. :P
<1> niv_, yea. but that picture? eww.
<2> nah, its just cleaner
<8> shaved legs?
<0> OrngeTide: hooray for me!
<2> ot: what pic?
<2> ot: you dont like shaved legs?
<2> ot likes orangutangs?
<8> 1) who doesnt like prepubescent girls?
<1> if i shaved it would be all scratchy. i got my legs shaved once and completely broke out. it ****ed
<1> niv_, the one ziv posted.
<4> heheh
<2> man larry the cable guy is retarded
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