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<0> just hit me
<0> irssi went mad purple
<1> Same here
<2> there needs to be a usefull method of remotely formating those id10t's HDDs!
<3> there is, its called email.
<2> damn, just got hit too
<0> anyone up for a ping flood?
<2> hehe
<2> I'd do it
<0> i'd change the key to d, they'd never figure it out :p
<2> LOL
<1> It makes sense though
<0> also fourth if they were to try and bruteforce it :p
<0> you guys come for the gnaa spam? cute!
<4> i troll #gnaa often and successfully.



<0> OrngeTide: I troll them in the butt
<4> ahha.
<1> Trolling the trolls.
<1> Heh.
<4> i call it counter-trolling.
<4> it's like playing counterstrike.
<1> Aha
<0> OrngeTide: HOW DO I GET OFF THE BOAT????///
<4> a bunch of kids calling each other FAG over and over.
<5> zid_, are you a regular here?
<1> "Trolls have planted the bomb."
<0> Chuck`: ye
<5> O RLY?
<4> zid_, heh f4g
<0> f4g?? it's not workin!111
<1> "The bomb has been defused. CounterTrolls win."
<5> haha
<0> 98.3% of my download yayy
<4> aedi, what's new?
<0> he caught AIDs if that counts as news
<4> shush
<4> go back in the closet.
<4> you are the law.
<0> but it's fun OUTSIDE the closet, it has cable
<4> but in the closet nobody can judge you.
<0> but.. but..
<4> mm.. rats
<4> "Tojo had me cooped up in a bamboo rat cage. There was nothing to eat except rats. So that's what I ate. After two weeks I was down to my last rat. I let him live so I could eat his droppings. Called it "Jungle Rice." Tasted fine. About September, I was finally thin enough to slip between the bamboo bars. I strangled the guard with a rope made of grated rat-tails, and ran to safety."
<0> rofl
<0> where the hell is that from
<4> that's Cotton from King of the Hill.
<0> heh
<4> he's like the only funny character on that show.
<4> you probably don't get that cartoon over there. too much american humor in it I'm guessing.
<0> we get it
<4> really? wow
<4> you will watch any crap over there, apparently.
<0> it's not on any more
<0> on teh sky one
<4> do brits actually get jokes about texans?
<4> i think this soup is made of jungle rice.
<0> All I know about texans is houston is the fattest place on the planet, and they like oil and guns and say yeehaw
<0> and like to roleplay as cowboys
<4> Glasgow is probably the second fattest:P
<0> never beeen
<0> only been to england and wales
<0> mateo
<6> hey guys, cout isn't working right
<6> what's the sintacks?
<0> cout<<"this";
<0> from what I remember
<6> isn't "<<" increment?
<7> cout hates people.
<0> cout<<"Ask in #c++"<<endl;
<7> you forgot your namespace.
<0> it's shift left
<8> printf > cout



<8> scanf > cin or whatever ;)
<6> [14:28] <6> HI I AM BoR0 I AM ON THE INTERNET LOL HI
<8> lol, hi to you too
<4> wow. the UK is smaller than the state of Michigan. (94,525sqmi versus 96810 sqmi)
<0> er, yuh
<4> you can walk accross the UK in a couple of days I bet.
<4> have you ever been outside of your own country?
<3> takes more than a few days
<3> to walk
<3> across it
<7> depends where, and how good you are.
<9> good?
<3> bbl
<4> it would only take about a year to walk accross the entire coastline of the UK. (12429km at a brisk 40km/day)
<0> still a whole year of your life gon
<4> i think it would be interesting actually.
<4> you're wasting your life on irc too
<9> considering that northern ireland is part of the uk, it's not really possible to walk across the uk
<0> so are the falklands..
<0> we had a war remember
<4> wcalc sqrt(244820)
<10> answer: 494.79288596341
<4> zid_, nobody remembers it.
<0> we also own australia honest
<4> so about a week on average to cross the UK, depending on where you start and where you finish.
<9> well, the falklands are a territory
<9> not exactly part of the UK
<4> yea. isn't the queen also queen if canada too?
<0> it's ours
<4> s/if/of
<0> just like 1/3 of the whole world was a one point
<4> although the aussies tried to vote to not have a monarch anymore, but it failed in almost all regions.
<9> There are a bunch... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_overseas_territory
<4> the british empire was the largest empire in human history.
<4> you imperial dogs!
<0> that's because we rock it so ****ing hard
<9> that's because you have the wanker gene
<9> which ***erts a powerful force on you to travel around the world exploiting and enslaving peaceful people who weren't bothering anyone
<0> we didn't enslave anyone, that was the US
<0> retard
<9> The slave trade was alive and well before american independence
<9> and slaves existed elsewhere in the uk
<4> well a long long time ago england was just some ****ty little country that didn't matter to anyone. thier goverment was bankrupt and they had no standing in european affairs. then they rose to become a powerful nation, and now they are going back to being some little country that nobody cares about. :P
<0> I bet, but not on your kind of scale
<11> But you said "we didn't enslave anyone"
<0> OrngeTide: and the US is turning into a huge behemoth of utter ****
<4> zid_, so your argument is that it's the US's fault because they didn't do it first, but they did it better? :P
<0> approximately anyone
<0> yes
<4> zid_, oh. well tell me something I don't know.
<12> zid_: it's been such for quite a while.
<0> you do lots of bad things better
<0> oh ****, that's Diva
<4> the US makes better aircraft carriers. british "carriers" are a joke.
<0> we don't need big things in England :p
<0> 'cept my cock
<4> benefits of NATO. iceland doesn't even have a military yet they are afforded NATO protection.
<0> wots a nato
<4> to be honest the UK is the only ally the US has that aren't complete wankers.
<0> :P
<0> we went to Iraq, my sister's bf was thar
<4> the canadians have been being kind of flakey lately
<0> and that's ih rack, not eye rack you american cunts! :P
<4> eee-rock
<0> IH RACK
<4> it's funny in the US we say eye-rack but we also see ee-rah-key
<0> I hear dr. who music
<9> http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/fd/Ar-al_Gumhuriyah_al_Iraqiya.ogg
<0> wonder if it's starting or finishing
<11> Obscenity is the crutch of inarticulate ****ers.
<4> but honestly nobody cares what silly name they give modern day persia. it's all sand and **** anyways
<4> Sartak, nice


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