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<0> mostly just done linux before
<1> legally
<2> DOOd
<3> as soon as they learn to crawl theyre in the right position
<2> germany
<2> is so ****ing cool for drink
<3> Kaido, freebsd
<2> they give you like 1 litre bottles of beer
<2> as like a point
<3> check out freebsd.org
<3> tons of documentation
<3> you can even install it on a toaster
<1> you get pulled in germany for drunk driving and the cop pats you on the back and says good job sir have a ncie night
<0> aight thanks
<2> lol



<2> i think the uk has the toughest laws on driving
<1> i installed freebsd on a curling iron once
<2> if you get 12 points you get banned from driving
<3> to curl your pubes?
<2> mionimum points you get is 3 points
<1> canada has the toughest laws on getting licenses
<1> ontario to be exact
<2> if you speed and get caught its 3 points
<2> and stay on for 5 years
<2> is there speed cameras in the US?
<1> yes
<3> some places
<2> do they give you points or ban you for speeding?
<2> or fine?
<3> fine
<2> or both
<2> lol
<1> depends on the speed
<2> say i did
<1> i got 8 points for speeding
<1> doing 145 in a 55
<2> 60mph in a 30mph?
<3> i ran a redlight
<3> and i got a fine in the mail
<3> along with a photo
<3> photo of me and my friend hitting a pipe
<1> aux those are a bitch
<3> lol
<2> if we do double the speed limit its an instant ban
<2> O btw
<2> if we run a red light at say 40 mph
<2> we get fined
<2> and
<1> i got a 4000$ ticket in montreal for doing 255kmph in a 50kmph zone
<2> we get 6 points
<2> can you get banned for speeding?
<1> i did in canada
<2> wow
<1> like instant
<2> what did you do?
<1> cop was pissed when he caught up with us
<3> cops are gay
<1> near beat my ***
<1> i was so ****ing high
<3> lmao
<1> i just laughed at him the whole time
<3> i woulda been like
<3> DUDE WHERE THE **** DID YOU COME FROM?!
<1> it as priceless
<2> lol
<2> http://www.speedcamerasuk.com/Gatso.htm
<2> the yellow thing is our speed camera
<2> they have to paint them yellow so we can see them
<3> those all over?
<2> most places
<3> gay
<2> we got speed cameras everywhere
<3> yeah
<3> uk is the most watched nation
<3> cameras all over
<2> yeah



<2> we got cameras called specs
<1> talk about privacy invasion
<3> its called control
<2> they clock you in when you p*** them
<2> and clock you out when you p*** another set
<3> when you start drinking at age 5
<2> they work out your average speed
<3> you tend to be a very violent person
<2> and fine you if your over 30mph
<1> are you serious
<3> lol
<1> you get fined for walking too fast
<3> do 90 through one
<3> and 1 through another
<2> im deadly serious
<1> if i see a camera in london when im there
<1> im going to make it a point to **** on it
<3> lol
<3> youll get your *** beat
<2> lol
<3> bloody yanks
<2> wat some people do
<2> is
<2> they get a tyre
<1> that would be just the excuse america needs to nuke england
<2> throught it over the speed camera
<2> and put petrol on it
<3> hahaha
<3> nuke englad
<2> and set it on fire
<3> we can only hope
<3> usa is still in subjection to the british though
<1> not really
<3> that revolutionary war was bollocks
<1> they broke free of it
<3> haha
<1> canada is still subject to the queen
<3> thats what they want you to think
<2> this is our new speed camera
<2> which u can hardly see
<2> http://www.speedcam.co.uk/gatso6.htm
<3> chop those bitches down
<3> or paintball em
<2> lol i want a paintball gun
<2> i would quite happily shoot one down
<1> i cant wait to put my glock back in my hand
<1> 2 days
<1> im going to shoot that bitch at everything
<1> maybe kill a cow or two
<2> lol
<2> i want a gun
<2> and a sniper rifle
<3> lol
<3> i have a whole arsenal
<3> god bless america
<1> same
<3> lmao
<1> even got a good ole M-16a4
<4> i want airsoft guns
<1> man
<3> klux, you cant shoot black people with those
<2> i can
<1> there is a awesome site ofr those klux
<2> lol
<4> yeah i know some
<4> but they dont ship to brazil
<4> :P
<1> the good ones are in the thousands tho
<2> do they ship to the uk?
<4> sure
<4> brazil doesnt allow this kind of guns
<4> i need some ****ing authorization
<4> so **** off
<2> i can get authorisation over here for a gun


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