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<0> youre fat
<1> k well ill be whatever you want
<0> haha
<0> sho me yur myspace!
<1> pfff
<1> ./ohn0ezdinosaur
<1> scott lolstein 4 life
<1> lolllz
<1> cant h8 on my only friend tom :?~
<0> hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
<0> MORE TO LOVE
<0> you fat ****
<1> :)
<1> blaq
<0> okay p diddy
<1> u kno how some have love handles?



<0> lose some weight
<0> 250 cent
<1> well i cant think of n e thing funny to say about my love handles :/
<0> yah
<1> har
<0> i dont think theyre really handles
<0> when a girl cant get her hand around all of it
<1> maybe if i keep riding my mountain bike to other places beside krispy kreme i'll do okay
<1> lol
<0> ride to la
<0> youll lose about 50lbs
<0> and then ill get you laid
<1> i'll be a 100lb skeleton
<0> yah
<0> dress in all black
<0> and be emo
<1> man i get laid whenever i got the money for the escort
<1> emo????
<0> yah man!
<0> there you go
<1> BLEED PORK JUICE
<1> BLEEEEEEEEEEEEED
<0> all the hot chicks wanna be emo
<1> emo guys with tight pants sux
<0> i wear girls pants
<0> and eyeliner
<0> and im not gay!
<1> :(
<1> jpg plz
<0> lemme upload it
<0> to my my space
<1> k
<0> or should i use my xanga
<0> cuz i have them both
<0> thats how emo i am
<1> lmao
<1> xanga
<2> heh
<1> thats the asian myspace right there
<1> hey! **** thats it
<1> if i find an asian girl she won't h8 on my small weiner
<2> are u jewish
<1> nop
<1> just fat and not well endowed
<2> ok, cuz here everyone is jewish, and according to chicks they all have small cocks
<2> so being norwegian is quite allright ;]
<1> ;ol
<1> raibai's look pretty scary
<3> lol
<1> yo
<1> i +o u in icons
<4> word
<4> tnx
<1> hehe
<1> np
<1> u talk to g latel?
<1> +y
<2> im gonna roll another join
<1> rip, puff puff p***



<4> ill pretend like i didnt see that
<4> =X
<2> i dunno what strain ill roll with yet]
<1> wug?
<2> i think maybe i will roll tripple again
<0> roll it bless it light it toke it
<0> i want an asian
<4> am jonesin
<4> or w/e the **** u spell
<4> that word
<0> that doesnt smell like sweet n sour sauce
<1> weird word
<1> never spelled it out b4
<2> i hear asians taste badly
<1> i never once did that
<1> oral on a chix, eww nothx
<2> especially japanise
<0> *** to mouth is acceptable
<2> and i hear japanese dont shave
<2> ;[
<0> in the heat of the moment
<1> omgosh
<0> what
<0> youve nevet done that?
<1> watch this lecture
<2> ok im rollin more m39
<1> what, a t m?
<1> nope.
<2> im partial to this m39
<3> !opreq
<1> http://uwtv.org/programs/displayevent.asp?rid=3393
<1> ^ guy is kinda douchey
<1> but he's getting at something interesting
<0> stfu
<0> tubb
<0> y
<1> pff
<1> w8 till i jump on you in your sleep
<1> your scream is muffled by my rollz
<0> nigga
<0> ima make you bite the curb
<0> but youre so fat
<0> you probably cant reach
<0> so im gonna find a small bench
<0> for you bite
<0> ok?
<1> w8 wa8 lol
<1> if i lay on my tummy, my head is 2 feet off the ground
<1> ><?
<5> aha
<1> aint **** wrong with being overlly obese
<1> i blame taco bell, infact, im going to file a lawsuit against their corporation because they are the reason i'm fat!
<1> that and because a 2 minute walk gets me winded
<0> dood
<0> getting up to go piss winds you
<0> thats why you piss your pants
<1> well no
<1> i have a tube in my weiner
<1> and i pee in a bag
<1> only thing i deal with is a daily depends change from my dookie
<1> and i dookie alot because i eat buffalo wings
<0> nice
<0> i dookied in your moms mouth
<0> we filmed it
<0> and i made millions
<1> hah
<1> its time for bed, cl*** tommorrow.
<1> bye all
<0> peace out cubscout
<6> isn't there somewhere to check your domain name
<6> for proper dns
<6> i've seen the sites, just cant remember them
<7> dnsstuff
<2> omg!plz2rtfm


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