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<0> tb closes at like 1am
<0> haha
<1> oh dude
<0> you can 411 the business number
<0> i can get free fewd
<1> they take credit, right? :p
<0> no but i get you free food
<1> okay I'm gonna go look for cash to buy taco bell with
<0> pfff
<0> read query! try it first
<0> if it doesnt work use your casdh
<1> nah, I'll try it sometime when I need to :p
<0> blasphemy!
<0> your not that hungry then
<0> :p
<2> turii



<0> ringringrinhg
<0> yosup
<2> burp
<3> rawr
<3> dxv0id,
<3> how do you get free food
<0> you want to know also?
<0> mk
<3> enlighten me
<3> ill go try it right now
<4> hehe
<4> dumpsterdiving
<0> nah
<0> thats how them bums eat
<0> i do it offical
<0> i also get employe discounts @ papa johns and i never worked for them
<3> how do you do that
<0> lol
<0> thats a personal secret
<3> cuz you blow the manager ?
<2> hohoho
<0> you basically lie and steal some employes id #
<0> haha no id # = 4 aux
<0> cawk ****ar
<3> lol
<3> does it work for any papa johns
<3> online?
<0> hope you get skinny and die like those ethiopians in ethiopia
<3> lol
<0> uhhh, i had to do pickup
<0> they wont deliver
<3> thats gay
<0> its 50% off
<3> no ****?
<3> hook me up :)
<0> yuj[
<0> ahaha
<0> what state/city
<0> =
<1> confusion/idaho
<0> hey guys its me i work at your store in northern california and im out in idaho atm can i come by and use my employe discount?
<0> i did that when i was in disney land drunk
<0> :)
<0> got 2 free large pizzas
<1> :p
<0> it's not too hard to scheme up ways of free fewd, first try the fake order thats e-z
<3> i know a scam for a free 1000$ :P
<3> not too hard to pull off either
<1> see $1000 bill
<1> pick up $1000 bill
<1> exeunt
<0> ;)
<1> kind of wanted a milkshake
<1> so now I have a giant cup of cocoa+milk+vanilla extract+sugar+rum
<1> or had, not much left now :/
<0> lmao
<0> you make milkshakes with rum?
<0> ballllllllller
<1> I like to think of it as rum with some milkshake
<0> haha
<0> on the positive side



<0> i had a liquid lunch/dinner today of frosty cold budweiser
<5> Rum + slurpee ftw.
<0> dude anything with a slurpee is gr8
<5> Yeah.
<0> i remember drinking patrone
<5> This one was a tad too sweet, though.
<0> and then slurpee
<5> It was almost syrup
<5> Luckily the rum leveled the playing field
<0> haha
<5> It was like a rum-soaked watermelon.
<0> you got one of those sour slurpees probably
<5> It was watermelon-flavored.
<0> that'll do it
<1> mmmmm the budweiser diet
<5> plus the rum was orange flavored
<5> and coconut.
<0> flavour liquor is the worst!
<5> Some of those cheapy samplers
<1> oh btw
<5> Got rid of them.
<1> 99 bananas schnapps doesn't mix well with mcdonald's fries/apple pie
<5> I could imagine.
<5> 99 apples mixes quite well with wild turkey, though
<1> only time I've ever been sick from a night of drinking
<0> it's the flavour stuff that'll get you
<0> im tellin ya man
<5> Yeah.
<0> that and not staying hydrated
<0> take a shot, drink some water.
<0> i laugh at the people who call me a sissy because when they crap out im still taking double shots :p
<1> :p
<5> My band's new/old vocalist wants to go at it with me in a drinking contest
<5> heh
<0> alls welcome
<0> and hey, side note of tiny bit of info i found funny
<0> gewgle.com => google
<5> ie7.com = mozilla
<0> damn and i was about to go order gewgle
<5> getie7.com = mozilla
<0> haha
<0> ie7 should point to useless4.us
<5> damnit, man.
<5> you made me want to goto grouphug
<0> ;p
<5> oh god
<5> and it was worth it.
<5>
<5> Whenever I see an obese woman I immediately fantasize about making intimate love with her in a forgotten motel room on the west side of Chicago. I?m wearing a wife beater and she has on hiking boots. I imagine beads of sweat dripping off her hairy lip as she whispers, ?you?ll always be your fathers son?
<1> agreed
<0> rooofl
<5> my night is COMPLETE.
<0> darmn them fathers son
<5> lol @:
<5> i would do ANYTHING to **** John Mayer's ****
<0> JOHN MAYER
<0> if he can get laid so can i in a barney costume
<5> haha
<1> I'd do anything to **** that girl that's in that John Mayer video's ****
<5> Do ANYTHING?
<0> that one girl
<5> Would you kill him?
<5> ..so you can **** that post-mortem piece of man?
<1> the one with the nipples
<0> oh
<0> im into necrophiliacism
<0> im turned on by stiff cold 80 yr old women
<1> dude, then you should see that movie with Molly Parker
<5> HAHA!
<5> I fantasize about a threesome with the Bush sisters
<1> creepy
<0> they==18 then so have i
<5> Sleepies.
<0> night


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