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<0> orly
<0> lol
<0> anyone here looking to buy car audio?
<0> i got it all, all you need
<1> nice
<1> I can play MIDI files on my cell phone while I'm in my car, though...
<1> can your car audio play MIDI?
<0> nope
<0> but i can set off car alarms
<2> reisio: my car audio can play anything, 2.5mm audio jack
<0> can your cell phone do that
<1> oh okay then :)
<0> :)!@
<1> Dryanta: cheating :p
<2> i have an ipod too



<1> dxv0id: yeah, but it'd probably void the warranty
<1> :p
<0> lol, i got two 15'
<0> i go deaf daily
<2> heh im a drummer
<2> and my warehouse is in an almond packing plant
<0> im a pharmacist
<2> both of my rigs have good systems
<3> send me pills dxv0id
<1> I have a macmini in my dash with OpenBSD and Freevo on it, 4x4 inch LCD screen
<3> ill trade you english lessons for pills :)
<0> aux
<2> i have such bad tinnuitis, i have a constant c ringing in my ears
<1> ha
<0> whats your poison
<0> i don't have bad english fgt
<3> adderall
<1> Dryanta: downer
<2> 24/7 ringing
<0> adderall? LOL thats middle skewl ****
<3> so?
<0> holler at me when you get into oxy
<3> :)
<2> reisio: i wouldnt have it any other way though heh
<3> **** that
<0> i do big things
<3> im off that ****
<2> it ****s going deaf but **** just gets louder
<1> sometimes I think I have tinitus, but then I realize some ***hole has just been playing celine dione for the entire day
<0> oxy, vicodine and morphine :)_
<0> i lace my percocets in liquid morphine and black out
<2> im starting to wear ear plugs though
<1> tinnitus*
<3> sounds like fun
<1> why are you going deaf?
<0> lol, me two
<2> because it is getting to the point where people have to shout at me
<0> i hear ringing alot
<2> reisio: i play the drums and listen to loud postcore music
<2> heh
<1> ah, nice :p
<2> its my fault
<1> drummers that aren't going deaf aren't trying hard enough :p
<0> reisio: my subwoofers are so loud
<1> ha
<0> that my ears ring periodically
<1> I'd hate being deaf, but at least you can still hear in your mind
<0> you know how sometimes your rearview mirror shakes? well mine rattles so much it fell off once :/
<2> now my vision is 20/100 which ****s :(
<0> i wouldn't hear these voices anymore telling me to commit a jihad against middle easterns
<0> 20/100 gg
<0> lol
<1> my brother is legally blind if he takes his gl***es off
<0> he can punch a female then
<2> im not 'legally blind' i think thats 20/180 or so
<0> :)
<1> hahah
<2> but i cant drive w/o gl***es
<2> i cant even really leave my house
<2> or shave
<0> i drive with my feet out the window



<0> dancing
<2> but my gl***es arent coke bottles
<0> lol, big *** bi-focals
<2> i can o lasik im just not old enough yet
<1> downer
<2> itll give me time to save up for it
<1> I can still drive without my gl***es, but probably not if it's like foggy and dark
<1> yeh
<0> is it just me or is it super hard to see at night when you drive?
<2> **** i cant drive w/o gl***es for five feet in the middle of the day
<0> i think im getting old
<2> me too
<1> :p
<1> ORIGIN Latin, from tinnire to ring, tinkle.
<0> but im 19 :(
<1> tinkling ears! :p
<1> dxv0id: that's old, dude
<0> tinkleballs
<2> dxv0id: im only 22
<1> I'm only 23
<0> hehe
<2> thats not too old
<3> am i the oldest person here?
<0> my girlfriend is 35
<1> are you 24?
<1> dxv0id: nice
<3> 43
<1> saggy boobs are way fun
<0> reisio: thx, she loves to get dirty
<0> nono her boobs dont sag
<0> her vagina is a bit droopy
<1> :p
<0> but i dont care, she gives me oral
<1> oral!
<2> 43 is on the top end of people who irc
<1> hear hear!
<0> oral ftw
<2> i dont think thats 'old' per se
<0> lol me either
<1> oral pleasures
<2> especially with life expectancy this day and age
<0> not giving it, getting it.
<0> kinda like christmas
<2> but most people over that age arent really internet people
<1> :/
<0> if i could be 40???something i'd still irc
<3> i was ircing before you kids hit puberty
<1> lies
<0> because id have an irc army of followers
<1> I hit puberty in the womb
<0> lol
<2> i've been on EFnet for about a decade
<0> i was incarcerated into jail on my 18th birthday
<2> 96 or so i got in i think
<2> maybe 95
<2> whatever year jedi knight came out
<0> went from juvenile hall to jail
<0> ;ol
<0> in 95 i was playing zelda
<0> & watching wrestling
<3> haha just kidding
<3> im only 30
<2> i played zelda
<0> lol
<0> the original zelda on nintendo<3
<3> i have the original zelda
<3> on my cell phone
<2> link to the past was sweeter
<0> lol nono
<3> links awakening was sweet too
<2> yessir
<0> gdamnit


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