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<0> I hate PHP
<0> I wrote a webapp once
<0> It was in PHP
<0> So yeah
<0> I hate PHP
<1> haha
<1> wish my washer could send me an email to tell me my laundry is done
<1> that would be awesome
<0> lol
<1> should just throw a old box out there with a mic and when it hears the buzz it will send me an email
<1> hmmmm
<1> im just lazy enough to do it
<0> Applied laziness, the best kind.
<1> hell yeah
<1> thats what programming for me is
<0> That's what programming should be.



<1> ill spend hours coding something to save me a couple minutes lol
<1> like when i make menus for sites i dont do em seperatly. i make arrays that loop lol
<1> instead of making... <link1><link2><link3><link4> etc etc
<1> i make...
<1> array = 1,2,3,4
<0> Oh, okay.
<1> then a loop
<0> I gotcha.
<1> hahaha
<0> I do that a lot.
<1> yah
<0> Makes it easier to add stuff later
<1> oh hell yeah
<0> So.
<0> I guess it's safe to ***ume people in here run BSD.
<1> i run windows
<1> ;)
<0> Out.
<1> hahahaah
<0> Just kidding, I have a Windows box too
<0> Downloads torrents like a mother****er
<1> well i dont have a bsd box at all
<1> use to have a couple
<0> Oh.
<0> I have three Macs and a dual SPARC running NetBSD
<1> got bored of them though
<0> I'd rather get bored than frustrated
<1> lol
<0> (Windows pisses me off if I have to use it for real work)
<1> i use it for photoshop mostly
<1> and warez
<0> Ah.
<0> I do warez on Mac (cough*
<0> err *cough*
<0> And I don't get Photoshop
<1> i hate mac >:]
<0> I got it one day, realized I had no idea what I was going to do, and promptly deleted it.
<0> Why do you hate Mac/
<0> s:/:?:
<1> cuz theyre gay
<1> haha
<1> and i hate mac users
<1> i wanna slap all them bitches
<0> I've yet to figure out what's so "gay" about Macs
<0> And yeah, there are some annoying Mac users
<1> seen their latest commercials?
<2> I don't know who their is.
<0> But, but Linux and OH MY GOD some of the Windows users I've met.
<0> What about them?
<1> theyre so retardedly gay
<0> I don't see what's gay about them.
<0> Retarded maybe.
<0> But gay?
<1> yah
<0> For example?
<1> the guy that plays the "mac"
<1> looks like he takes **** in the ***
<1> :)
<0> Why, your gaydar going off?



<1> yeah
<0> ......
<1> my media pc
<1> has a built in gaydar
<0> how ... nice.
<1> i calibrated it using mtv
<1> :)
<0> Yeah.
<0> That should be good enough.
<0> But yeah, I'm a Mac user.
<1> nice :)
<0> A straight one, I'd like to add.
<1> sure sure
<1> oh no!
<1> http://digg.com/programming/Perl_is_dying
<0> hm?
<1> :(
<0> Heh.
<0> ruby and python may be the scripting languages of choice
<0> But perl is a crazy sed+awk replacement
<0> (though I tend to use sed and awk when I need)
<1> i use sed and awk in perl :)
<0> Place I'm going to go work at wants a perl and ruby programming.
<0> programmer, that is.
<1> nice
<1> i got a stack of programming books i need to sit down and learn
<0> I gave my girlfriend my python book
<0> Time for her to graduate, imo
<1> lol
<1> how cute
<0> Yeah..
<1> thats the best thing to do
<1> train your gf then outsource all your work to her
<1> then go sit down and watch some tv and drink beer
<0> Aha.
<0> Fart occasionally.
<1> bitch finish my code!
<1> haha
<1> only bad thing is
<1> she wouldnt have much time after that to do my laundry, clean the house, and cook
<1> haha
<1> good thing i dont date nerd chicks :)
<0> Anyway.
<0> Night.
<0> I gotta be up in a few hours
<1> ni ni
<1> word to big bird
<3> hurtin'
<3> lol
<0> err.
<4> any one can help i wana buy shells
<1> what kinda shells
<4> Linux
<1> how much you wanna spend?
<5> they are pretty easy to find, BSD ones are better though.
<4> i will pay via egold
<6> :0
<5> hehe
<1> just looked at the latest /. post and i thought it said "china censors indiana jones"
<7> !donate
<5> :O
<8> yeah
<8> hi josh
<7> a lot of strage people here :)
<5> sup lizsac :)
<7> is *ar* still hanging around?
<8> jahshua: i think i asked you this before; are you from seattle?
<5> no, im not.
<8> or are you in norway or something
<5> im in Ireland.
<8> i see
<9> i donated fifteen bucks
<7> !donate
<10> !donate


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