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<0> have fun?
<1> give him an ubuntu cd
<2> Linux is just a Unix clone, and Unix is just about C
<0> i might give him a ubuntu cd
<2> I know
<0> and the camel book
<1> linux is about c, ***embler, perl, etc
<0> the camel book is a good place to start
<1> especially c and ***embler
<0> and i think C would be too frustrating for him
<1> anyhow
<0> perl lets you do dumb ****
<2> get him 'UNIX Network Programming' volumes 1-2, and TCP/IP Illustrated volumes 1-3
<0> hrm
<0> TCP/IP Illustrated?
<0> heh
<0> i want that
<2> smyl: that's a real series :p
<0> heh
<0> i know
<0> someone needs to make
<0> the big unix colouring book
<0> so i can like give it to my kids
<2> wow
<2> that is my calling dood
<2> and then an internets coloring book
<2> WITH PIPES!
<2> FULL PIPES
<1> reisio most will
<1> you just need to be clever to pull it off
<2> most what will what?
<0> reisio: i think most programing languages will let you do dumb ****
<0> heh
<2> you'd be surprised at the silver spoon ****ing languages people are making these days :p
<0> not really
<0> heh
<2> "oooh noes my left pinky finger can't hit the tab key anymore it's so tired" - python to the rescue :p
<0> i'm kinda interested in learning whitespace
<0> heh
<2> hahah
<2> yeah, everyone should know whitespace
<2> and double****
<1> yes
<1> whitespace rules
<1> brain**** too
<0> rip: can you program in whitespace?
<1> not a whole lot :) i tried it out
<1> it gets very complicated when you start getting 1K lines of code
<1> and its not very complete
<0> haha
<0> 1k lines of code?
<0> in whitespace?
<0> heh
<1> yes
<1> i just wanted to get the hang of
<1> but i gave up
<1> it isnt practical
<1> but its good excersize for the mind
<2> like mind-****ing
<3> brain**** is evil
<0> heh
<0> this confuses me
<0> The first time you run a program under use Acme::Bleach, the module removes all the unsightly printable characters from your source file. The code continues to work exactly as it did before, but now it looks like this:
<2> evil like potatoes that are made of vinegar
<0> hrm
<0> i should learn to program in COW
<0> heh
<2> MOO { teat }
<4> smyl You program in which liguagens?
<2> liguagens $
<4> why ?
<1> why not
<0> heh
<4> heh
<0> i dont program
<0> but
<0> i have a job
<0> where i get paid to sit in front of a comptuer in a ice cold empty room
<4> hm
<0> so i might as well learn something
<0> heh
<0> linus is funny
<4> hm
<0> "And i have a wife to maket he decisions that complete my wardrobe, to pick out things like sandals and socks."
<0> heh
<0> socks arnt supposed to be worn w/ sandels
<4> hauaha
<4> you it is of which parents?
<4> bye all
<5> anyone ever used this http://sbnc.sourceforge.net/ ? was thinking of making it available to users on my server.
<5> i don't use bnc stuff so I don't know if its worth a damn
<6> hi
<5> hi
<0> hrm
<0> gayness
<2> his wife could beat up your wife
<0> who's?
<2> whose*? :p
<2> Leenus Tourvalds'
<0> heh
<0> you think so?
<1> linus
<2> isn't she like the Finnish world female karate champion or something like that? :p
<2> she's wicked homely :p
<2> rip: I was doing fake phonetical transliteration :p
<1> yes, and paraphrasing is allowed.
<0> yeah she is
<0> heh
<0> my wife's hotter
<0> heh
<2> smyl: wow
<2> that's ****ing amazing :)
<2> can I do her? :p
<0> sure
<0> go ahead
<2> rip: p'shaw :p
<2> smyl: cool, got a jimmy cap? :p
<1> beware, im already doing her
<1> :/
<2> that's what anuses are for
<7> lol
<2> or vaginas, if you're already up in that
<2> or mouths, if you have two penises
<0> http://blog.lyms.org/?q=gallery&g2_view=core.ShowItem&g2_itemId=7125
<0> that's my wife
<0> heh
<0> well
<0> ex now...
<0> i think
<2> you think ex? :p
<0> yeah
<0> i signed paperwork
<0> dunno if she ever turned it in
<0> i havent talked to her since april
<0> heh
<2> ah, yeah I'd do her the irish way
<0> kinda miss talking to her online
<2> why'd you break it off?
<0> irish way?
<0> because
<0> she's in medical school
<0> and my gf gives good m***ages...
<2> back in the day the irish would do it up the butt because they didn't have condoms
<0> heh
<0> nice
<6> heh
<1> heh
<0> hrm
<0> cara doesnt respond to my emails anymore
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