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Comments:
<0> can I make out with your sister , please ?
<1> ywoeo a woman would know that a dvd player plays dvd's
<2> Hell NO
<0> can you persuade your sister to make out with me ?
<3> nooooooohh
<0> i'll give you money
<4> ywoeo after me
<1> so of course u are a man
<2> i don't think so
<0> what ?
<0> dvd player for computer i'm talking about
<4> no its a bald headed lesbian
<1> ywoeo where r u from?
<2> thetis is off limits
<0> for COMPUTER !!!
<4> coco?
<1> ywoeo eh i got that
<4> coco puffs
<4> YUM
<0> COMPUTER dvd player plays CD, TOOOOOOOOOOOOO
<5> nono caac
<5> caca
<5> as in...poop
<1> ywoeo again where r u from?
<1> as in ****
<0> i got a bunch of CD data that I couldn't read
<6> is there the possibility that anyone here is of sound mind? this stuff isnt real
<5> yeah
<1> as in merde as french ppl say
<5> mierda in spanish
<0> cuz my DVD drives that is supposed to play normal CD data does not work !!!
<1> haha
<5> MUAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAH!!!!
<0> can I send it back ?
<7> my butt itches
<2> haaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhaaaaaaa
<0> what if the warranty expired ?
<1> ywoeo get the dvd out and stick it to ur ***
<5> i shall master the language of the poop
<1> lol
<7> scratch it on my *** before you stick it up yours
<7> my butt itches
<2> lmao roflmao
<5> use a pencil to scratch
<1> ItchyButt go scratch it
<7> i am
<0> thetis, can I scratch your butt ?
<5> works marvels
<7> but dosnt help, it hink im getting a rash
<0> i'm lonely
<7> my butt is red and itches
<0> let's be a dog and scratch each other's butt for fun
<7> do u think i should put more baby powder on it?
<1> ywoeo unjfortunally i don't know u well enough
<5> you are lonely cuz ur DVD burner OWNED you
<6> you guys are lost
<2> who cares
<8> lol
<0> no, you should put a real corn dog on it
<7> im naked right now
<1> but it's always a pleasure to kick new men in the balls
<3> lmao tis
<0> so like who's naked now ?
<2> lol tis
<7> me me
<0> are you like a supermodel look alike or wanna be ?
<3> go go go kick some new butts
<7> im buck naked!
<7> not butt, buck
<5> let me guess...and *********ing?
<7> Frostborn: i wish
<5> well...get to it son!
<7> Frostborn: quit projecting
<0> do you , by any chance, take any ritalin before declaring yourself that you're b(utt naked infront of the third world country on the internet chatroom ?
<5> BOOOOOOOOOO
<0> lol
<0> yes, that's right
<5> take the system down!
<7> *at
<0> that should make him feel at least a bit of shy
<0> who ?
<0> who's hw ?
<7> ywoeo hey i got a question for you
<0> yes, what is it ?
<0> ask quick, I gotta go to sleep soon
<7> ywoeo if a venomous snake bit my penis would you **** the venom out to save my life?
<5> do you caca?
<3> harhar
<5> OLDEST ONE IN THE BOOK!
<7> ywoeo and if you couldnt **** all the venom out and you had to amputate my penis, and you had nothing to amputate with, would you bite my penis off to save my life?
<5> OLDEST ONE IN THE BOOK!
<0> I would probably ask, "isn't your p(enis, the snake's friend ?"
<5> dude...i tried that as a pick up line!
<5> didnt work
<7> ok well seirously tho
<7> real question...
<0> in reality ?
<0> infront of a camera watched by african tribes around the world ?
<0> probably not
<7> If my boyfriend and I were having anal ***, and he accidently pre-maturaly ejaculated in my butt, could I get pregnant?
<5> no
<9> hi all
<7> are you sure?
<0> I'll prolly just let you die or pray that 911 got intime quick enuff to inject you with all kind of pain resistant
<0> stuff
<5> 2 diffetrent cannals
<0> god knows what
<7> ywoeo are you a terrorist
<5> its like getting prgnant from getting it in the throat
<0> me ? a terrorist ?
<7> ywoeo you can read after all!
<10> i'm gay
<0> do you see me dealing with weapon , ak-47, or uranium ?
<7> jerry16 do you think brad pitt is hot?
<0> of any kind ?
<5> no he said that cuz u play CS a lot and choose Terrorist all the time
<7> if you think Brad Pitt is hot say 'Immmm Gayyy ! '
<0> if the fact says no, would you still convince the public that I denied the fact ?
<0> Brad Pitt is too much of a sissy boy
<10> you interessed gays? you can come talke me
<7> id stick my wang up his butt
<7> any time
<0> it's hard to communicate with a sissy boy sometimes
<11> hi
<0> cuz, I myself sometimes feels kinda sissy when talking with sissy boy like brad pitt
<5> hi juan
<7> he not a sissy just because he puts dildos up his butt
<7> you ***!
<0> and that, my friend, just ruin my reputation
<8> lol
<2> lol
<11> hi you all :)))
<0> so, my advise to you is, refrain from talking with brad pitt at all times
<7> brad pitt is a hunk
<7> id ilke to do him in the butt
<0> it's better to talk with someone whom you never see in your life on irc
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