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<0> time for shoes.
<1> woot! dancew dance
<0> !scotch for KewlChick
<2> what kind of shoes do you like?
<2> thanks
<1> she always accusing me of having chat girls anywaysd..
<0> heh, combat boots at the minute.
<2> how do you know I love scotch!
<0> magic
<0> that and the internet
<1> I am part Irish, that is close enough. hehe
<3> Zorko YOU ***
<3> dangit
<1> lol karilynn
<4> hehe



<3> chamron: you are an *** too
<4> lol agaIn
<1> when lease is up I am out of these apartments.. new management sais we cannot keep the bicycles on the front porch, or our shopping cart onn the balcony..
<2> buy a house.. you win in the end.
<1> I had a house, hon.
<1> I am a victom of the economy of a few years back.
<2> ah
<0> ok the shoes are on
<0> brb again
<1> my job went to mexico.. I made a lot of money.
<2> kewl
<3> dang
<1> Irs Double audited me this yeat, so are not giving me my tax return
<3> that's a cryin' shame
<1> *year...
<1> turns out we didnt report 2001 correctly.
<5> [Chrissy`] Bye Bye Porn Spammer
<1> so we re did that.. now gotta wait
<2> ****s!
<1> yup.
<1> ****s.. was same year I got layed off... I didnt make **** that year
<2> crap!
<2> here isn't too bad
<2> tax wise
<2> we pay alot..
<1> was homeless and they bsaically sent my tax info to a place that I didnt live at anymore... I trird to get it, but my other job moved to Canada.
<2> wild
<1> lol real fun stuff
<1> it is all filed now.
<1> just gotta wait for them to autit me more, they are sure I owe them something.
<1> *audit
<2> do you ?
<1> nope
<2> that's good
<1> my friend at work here wife is a CPA and she went through it all
<0> theres a hole in my drum skin:(
<1> they actuallly owed me ALOT>
<2> do they still owe you alot?
<1> nope
<2> did they pay you?
<1> crap part is 4 years ago they sent me a letter saying they were gonna file for me.
<1> for 2001... now they have froze my 2005 return because 2001 was incorrect...
<1> ya cannot fight ther IRS
<2> weird
<2> I guess you can't
<1> yeah it ****s
<1> and we really need the money
<1> we had like 4000+ coming back
<2> you still will, won't you?
<1> up to the irs
<2> ah
<1> they got my refile of 2001... and are gonna take their sweet time.
<2> for sure... sounds typical
<2> I'm going to have to pay a bunch this year... I made way too much money last year
<1> I am just pissed off because the apartments new management said wecannot keep the bikes in the front anymore..
<1> I cut my finger moving them
<1> my wife is bitching that she does not want them on the back porch
<1> she said she will put them in my bed
<2> lol
<1> so if ya reads of me in the papers tomorrow you will kow why.



<2> at least you get to cuddle something
<1> lol
<1> need a cool boyfriend?
<2> lol..
<2> define cool
<1> I will move
<1> I am mellow
<1> I hate arguing.
<1> I like any music there is.
<6> lonedog even rap ?
<1> ANd I can fix any computer
<7> hi Mule
<2> lol...
<2> so far so good!
<6> lonedog even my 1910 Xerox ?
<6> hi jira
<2> I have a friend who can fix that.. lol
<1> I am just now starting to respect rap now that it has matured.
<7> Mule, you didn't work today as it 's good friday???
<1> I can fix anything
<1> ppprolly why I am still married.
<1> me too KewlChick :)
<2> ;)
<6> i did not take good friday off jira. not many do in america
<2> really? it's a national holiday here in Canada
<1> No religiousd holidays in AMerica
<7> ic.
<1> Only Christmas
<3> not even christm***
<3> not none.
<2> really?
<2> crazy
<3> :D
<2> we get 11 national holidays a year
<6> christmas is a holiday but it is the only religious holiday i think of
<2> if we work them, the employer has to pay you double time and a half
<6> kewl are any of the 11 religious except christmas ?
<1> My wife was such an ***hole over bicycles.. I told her I was gonna look for a new woman.
<7> lonedog, how long have u been married with her?
<1> moving those bikes I got cut bad
<2> good friday, and easter monday
<1> 10 years or so
<3> u need stitches?
<2> boxing day
<7> lonedog, do u both have children?
<1> naw I just wrap up tape only time I ever get stitces is if it is on the job.
<3> lol LD
<1> we have children
<3> <---doesn't like children
<6> hey lonedog u just made me think of a new joke......
<3> just ask my kids..they'll tell you
<7> how old are they??
<1> You would love my kids :)
<3> ;)
<1> do tell
<6> what kind of tape does daffy and donald use to wrap boxes?
<1> My daughter has been admited to the suprt smart kid academy next year.
<6> duct tape....
<3> har har
<3> dee``` :D
<1> all Texans use duct tape. lol
<7> karilynn, why don't u like children??
<3> I don't really know
<1> My son can beat your *** at chess.
<8> kari!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)
<3> I don't like having them as patients..I don't like the way they smell...I don't like runny noses...I don't like all the incessant*** questions they ask.
<1> My wife just yells at people.
<8> kari you have kids


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