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Comments:
<0> If a plane crashed on the border of England and Scotland, where would they bury the survivors?
<1> there are no survivors
<2> graveyard. :p
<3> they wouldnt they are not dead
<1> and you dont bury survivors anyway
<4> they bury the dead
<0> well done blade
<0> If there's a frog, dead in the centre of a lilypad which is right in the middle of the pond, which side would it jump to?
<1> its dead..it wont jump
<4> I've buries a few hatchets, and I'm not even an axe murderer
<0> well done blade
<0> You're a bus driver. At the first stop 4 people get on. At the second stop 8 people on, at the third stop 2 people get off and, at the forth stop everyone got off. The question is what color are the bus drivers eyes?
<1> blue...
<1> they are my eyes
<4> dead frogs become deaf too
<1> come on...your gettin too easy...
<3> nope they are green
<0> well done
<2> nope they're greay
<2> grey
<0> A cowboy rode to an inn on Friday. He stayed two nights and left on Friday. How could that be?
<1> the horses name was friday...didnt we do that one already
<1> ?
<4> Friday was his horse
<0> well done slim
<4> he'd prolly rather rode a gal friday
<5> lol
<0> What kind of nut has no shell?
<3> blade
<4> counting us?
<1> two buckets of water are placed 2 feet away, bucket A is at 32 degrees, bucket B is at 45 degrees
<1> a bowling ball and golf ball are held at exactly 40 feet above the buckets..the bowling ball about bucket A and Golf ball abopve B
<4> I'm 98/6 degrees
<1> they are dropped exactly the same time..
<1> which hits the bottom of the bucket first?
<4> all fall at 32/feet per sec/per sec
<1> but which hits the bottom of the bucket first?
<3> golf ball
<4> its a tie
<1> very good gps
<3> bowling ball dont fit
<1> but wrong reason
<3> works for me !!
<1> the bowling ball will never hit the bottom, because bucket A is at 32 degrees...it has ice in it
<3> Cool....
<4> I knew that that why I said I was 98.6 degrees
<4> wb LadyArieS
<6> wb LadyArieS
<7> ty slim^ :)
<2> Bladefall you never said if they were degree celsius
<6> wb foxxie
<3> come back lizzy1 we need you !
<7> ty CAPRICE
<1> an electric train leaves new york at 4 in the morning, and travels east at 45 MPH..the wind is north west at 62 MPH..which way does the smoke go?
<4> wb foxxie
<8> hello
<7> did you miss me?
<0> both at the same time
<3> no smoke unless on fire !
<4> must be an eclectrical fire
<1> lol...very good GPS
<9> ty
<4> where there fire theres smokestack
<0> brb
<1> theres a blue house on the left side of a street, and a green house on the right side..where is the white house?
<4> the smoke went downwind, cause the engineer was puffin a cigar
<3> washington?
<4> D C
<1> well done..
<1> im trying to think of some better ones...but im havin trouble thinkin....
<4> hi fleur de lis
<3> perhaps we should do sudoku !
<4> better ones would be nice
<10> [anna_hot] Bye Bye Porn Spammer
<1> im tryin to think...
<3> now i can see the smoke
<7> wb sissy!!!!!!!!!
<4> wb hugs c***y
<6> wb jj
<1> yea...i had to unplug my smoke detecters..
<11> thx sissy hugggggs:)
<11> thx Esben:)
<12> hi erli! please dont /msg people you dont know. We prefer to talk here in the channel.
<4> I mays well sneak out while no one's replyin me
<1> well...im gonna have to get going too...time for work...
<11> sissy can I message u for a second pls?
<7> anytime sissy!
<4> :(
<7> :)
<1> time to go tell people how to use computers over the phone...all day....
<10> [angeleyez] Bye Bye Porn Spammer
<1> everyone call tech support today...or ill be bored..
<1> lol
<13> i don't have a reason to call tech support
<13> actually i could probably make something up
<13> lol
<13> it says here to press the any key but i can't find the any key where is the any key?????? omg
<13> lmao
<13> i'm talking to myself again
<13> that's always fun ...
<14> lol
<4> huggs dee, I only stuck a NE label on my spacebar
<14> yeah
<7> fornix!!!!!!!!!!
<13> lol
<14> LadyArieS!!!!!!!!!!!!
<13> hugs slim
<7> Morning dee``` :)
<13> i really don't want to work today ... it's supposed to get up to 70 degrees
<13> lol
<4> dee, we could stay in and cuddle in your recliner
<13> if we move the recliner outside
<13> lol
<10> [Kylie19`] Bye Bye Porn Spammer
<4> I could bring in a reclining lawn chair
<13> lol chickflic
<4> hugggs chickflic
<4> whutta day, I wasn't replied again
<4> :(
<13> who hasn't replied yet?
<7> Wolfy!!!!!!!
<4> my reclining lawn chair, and my greets to chickflic
<15> back
<4> wb BluFairy
<7> wb Blu
<11> wb sissy:)
<4> Huggs icey
<16> huggles huggles huggles
<7> icy!!!!!!!!! hugs :)
<15> thankies
<16> sry im hungover and got msn ..yahoo...irc..paltalk open lol
<17> hey hugs etc
<17> but ehm not here
<16> slim?
<11> heya icy great to see u hugggs:)
<18> same, hugs
<4> I see chickflic
<16> ok sry :(
<16> bbl
<12> hi samo23! please dont /msg people you dont know. We prefer to talk here in the channel.
<4> I guess this is a good time for me to leave
<6> bye slim^
<4> seeya Caprice ^5
<6> see ya ^5
<15> bye Cap
<4> bye hugs BluFairy
<6> u leaving too BluFairy?
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