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<0> don't install microsoft for person with stroke or under the age of 17 due to the possibility of causing stroke when she's of age 60 or something
<1> nu pridurki
<1> pokaaaaaaaa
<1> aaaaaaaaaaaa uje na russkom mojno govorit
<1> kak klevo
<1> 4tooooooooooo?
<0> is that how she learned the English language ? by shoving it up her bungalow ?
<1> povtorite pojaluysta
<2> !kb chicaaaaa
<0> you know, I wish I could learn the English language that easy of a way
<0> hey, here's a french dictionary, do you want it to shove it up your bungalow, too ?
<0> here, shove a Spanish dictionary
<0> Frosty the snowman
<0> lalalala
<3> mars is also known as the red planet



<3> akward silence
<2> mars is communist ruled?
<3> as far as I know
<4> there's life in mars
<3> they say that Soviet was first to the moon but who knows..
<3> maby that was just a cover..
<5> hi
<6> hinot now tomorrow ok
<6> no
<3> wow
<7> hi
<3> hello
<0> the chicken crosses the road cuz...INTC is down...
<4> INTC ?
<0> Intel stocks
<0> the chicken crosses the road cuz all the little chicks are doing it...
<0> the chicken crosses the road cuz the barn really is on the other side of the road
<0> the chicken crosses the road cuz the gr*** is greener on the other side
<7> hello hpm
<0> hey, friend20
<0> how you doing ?
<0> that's the most dangerous product on the market
<8> !seen chav`
<0> no one can win on a jet dogfight like that
<0> yes, a laser
<0> with a look-ahead buffer
<0> prediction
<0> you can put like 50 fighters and I'll still win
<0> 100
<0> put 1000
<0> but, still, the chicken crosses the road because its egg laying place is , indeed, on the other side of the road
<9> cedde... u here?
<0> the real naked truth why the chicken crosses the road is because to boldly go where no chicken has gone before
<0> To seek out new life and new chicken civilization
<10> to boldly go where noone has gone before
<10> the inside of a chicken
<11> h darugan! please dont /msg people you dont know. We prefer to talk here in the channel.
<0> the chicken crosses the road because it's about to be BBQ honey chicken wings at KFC for $2.99
<0> the chicken crosses the road because it's about to be Quiznos sub chicken sandwich for $2.99
<0> the chicken crosses the road because it's about to become chicken salad at Fresh choice restaurants everywhere in the U.S.
<0> the chicken crosses the road because it just lost a cockfight with one of its buddies
<3> i just wanna say something before I go watch Red Dragon.. i rule the game of halo.
<12> hey ioan m8:)
<0> no, I did
<13> heya John m8 :)
<0> I rule the game of Halo
<10> Teh_Rash yeah but bill gates 0wnz halo
<0> own, but it doesn't mean he rules the game
<0> you can own it, but do you ever play it ?
<10> i am lord master of halo
<3> nope
<3> i don't have to.. i own it
<0> for all I know, Bill Gates just imagine it, ask his employees to make it, but never play it himself
<14> i own you all
<15> any canadians here
<0> no, I am the ruler of Halo
<3> no really i rule halo
<0> seriously, I am the master of Halo
<3> my last round (lasted 10 minutes) 76 kills - 6 deaths..
<0> ain't no one can beat Halo like me
<11> asl nathan556! please dont /msg people you dont know. We prefer to talk here in the channel.



<12> how's things going ioan m8?
<0> Unfortunately, I never check what my last round is
<0> all i know is kill all and finish the game
<0> that's why I'm the master of Halo
<3> i don't really think you can play halo the way i can
<0> you might be right
<3> it's like I was put on this earth with one mission, to play Halo better than anyone else
<0> I don't know how to play halo as good as you can
<0> that's just impossible
<0> only a robot can pinpoint the crosshair with such accuracy
<3> no, not even a robot
<3> maby a cyborg.. but not a robot
<16> hi all
<0> it's like I was put on this earth for one mission, to cross the road no matter what the weather condition is like
<3> well have you? crossed the road that is?
<0> the reason why the chicken crosses
<0> let's not argue the possibilities of why the chicken crosses the road, but instead let's argue why the chicken will not cross the road in the first place therefore render the initial question "why it crosses" useless....
<3> dude.. that was deep..
<3> like a well or something
<0> yes, why won't the chicken crosses the road before the calendar was invented ?
<10> the chicken didnt want to cross the road because the crazy fox was on the otherside setting up a dinner table for one with a roast chicken menu on the table
<0> oh
<0> that makes sense
<0> actually, it's because there's too much radiation on the other side of the road
<17> sameea28 please don't private message me
<0> also, it's because there is a KFC store on the other side of the road
<18> heej
<18> bajsa
<0> GlaxoSmithKline invented the bird flu virus
<0> lol
<19> muie la caini
<0> muie la caini
<0> muie
<0> muie
<20> hi
<21> hi hornyman6! please dont /msg people you dont know. We prefer to talk here in the channel.
<22> hi all
<22> anyone there
<0> hey, look everyone, it's the kid that takes over the American Job at Dubai port
<23> sal
<0> lol
<0> Congratulation, dubaiboy9
<0> how you doing ?
<0> I would like to put my goal in the hands of world cl*** professionals
<0> that works
<0> lol
<21> hi neel! please dont /msg people you dont know. We prefer to talk here in the channel.
<0> i would like to put everything , my trust, my soul, in the hands of world cl*** professionals
<24> anyone have an answer for this: ERROR 2002 (HY000): Can't connect to local MySQL server thru socket '/var/li- /mysql/mysql.sock' (2)
<0> a database driver ?
<0> what's a li ?
<0> is mysql.sock a configuration file for socket info ?
<0> is your network even on ?
<0> is your network even functioning ?
<25> bye BluGeek
<0> bye blugeek
<26> kanjani majita?
<0> is your SQL server up and running ?
<26> hayi mina ngi-grand grand
<0> is this your first time installing the SQL server ?
<0> did you configure the SQL server the right way ?
<0> did you check the autoscan all sockets feature on the SQL server configuration ?
<27> !ping
<28> hallo....
<24> hpm: well, ive used sql thru frontends before
<21> hi unggul! please dont /msg people you dont know. We prefer to talk here in the channel.
<0> what is frontends ?
<24> hpm: and sql should be configured right
<24> hpm: Frontend: Plesk.
<0> frontpage ?
<24> hpm: And i dont evne know about autoscan all sockets


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