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<0> high walls stop dwarfs pretty well
<1> nah, they just dig a hole under the wall
<2> thick custard?
<3> eventually some dwarf will tunnel through the wall
<4> like in rocky.. when you can catch a greased dwarf, you can catch apollo creed
<1> and went over the other side
<3> if he's small enough
<1> dwarf i tell you, is SNEAKY !!!
<1> you need like a laser detector trap
<2> snow white as bait, she seems to attract them
<1> you know like that doorbell in the quickiemart
<4> i just found the dwarfs secret tactics online
<0> soon, i'm able to cook sharks, look out world
<1> yes, once triggered, a net will sprung from the ground and catch the dwarf
<1> that's how sneaky a dwarf is
<4> google "stopping dwarfs.." the fourth link from the top..



<1> oh, so you want to discuss tactics of catching dwarf, eh ?
<1> but, this ain't free
<1> I have to charge $5.00 per idea
<1> m'kay ?
<4> who are you to charge me for dwarfstopping tactics?
<3> so what is the solution, we have to stop dogs from having babies?
<1> it's cuz I'm a dwarf catcher..
<1> that's who
<4> I Challange You!
<4> the first to catch 10,000 dwarfs win..
<4> GO!
<1> stopping dogs from having babies ?
<1> isn't that easy ?
<3> yes, that is the 4th google link
<1> don't you just drag the dog to radioactive waste ?
<3> THEN you will have dwarfs
<1> and let him go sterile ?
<1> or her go sterile ?
<3> you will create the dwarf problem
<3> it's like bombing terrorists that are not there
<3> suddenly they are
<4> i just thougt of something
<1> are talking about red dwarf ?
<1> the star ?
<4> if i catch enough dwarfs the others will come looking
<4> i can take them all out!!!!
<1> which terrorists are not there ?
<1> tell me !
<5> 2 on 2?
<3> well let's stick to dwarfs for a start
<1> Osama is home watching al zajeera network
<3> if you have nuke radiation, eventually a dwarf will evolve
<5> 2on2?
<1> yes
<3> where dwarfs were only in your mind before
<1> you don't want dwarf to evolve into that leprechaun from hell , do you ?
<3> sneaky.. malevolent..
<2> radiation may make them smaller and even more slippery
<6> bye everyone
<1> oh no
<1> more smaller and more slippery
<3> well exactly
<3> which means that the dogs would have to be shielded from nuke radiation AT ALL COST
<1> sort of like intimidating the current human race
<1> size
<7> !lsit
<7> !list
<3> anyway, such dwarfs wouldn't crash like windows does
<3> maybe it's a good thing
<5> 2on2 our server?
<2> is there a dwarf behind your server?
<1> how does windows crash ?
<3> hah
<5> 2on2 our server?
<8> BakC stop repeating 4in60
<9> BakC stop repeating 4in60



<10> BakC stop repeating 4in60
<1> i know you can complain to windows site after you logged in, but what about if you don't finish the installation and it crashed ?
<5> st
<5> sry
<1> cuz, usually, the microsoft complain site has this automated thingy
<1> that sends error code to their complain site and
<3> then you have to send a dwarf
<4> is DriverGuy a bot?
<2> install linux?
<1> you know they automatically send their bot fixer
<11> heya PearlBabe
<1> and repair your windows , right ?
<3> they do ?
<1> okay, they automatically send their repair soft
<1> yes, they do now
<3> cool
<1> there is a window that says, "repair soft is knocking, can I come in to fix your computer ?"
<12> slm
<1> you either click OK or cancel
<2> yeah, but their bot probably sends back all your personal details and creates even more bugs
<3> but isn't that just a phish to get your money
<1> oh no
<1> that information is restricted to super user only
<2> the words "nail" and "head" spring to mind
<1> there is a feature you can click that says
<1> don't send personal info to microsoft on repair
<1> ah haha
<1> what you gonna do now ?
<5> 2on2?213.114.41.198:27015
<5> pwpappa
<4> dude.. no
<3> ./join #2on2 ?
<1> what are you to do now ?
<4> study..
<4> ??
<4> frickin revolutions..
<1> isn't it kinda too late ?
<1> isn't it kinda too soon ?
<4> I live in sweden.. it's only 2200
<1> isn't it about time ?
<4> i would say so
<13> ok bbl i got to go get the other lil one
<3> it is Time
<3> but someone has to lead the way
<14> by chick
<13> oh pearlbabe i didnt see you
<13> hugz girl
<13> any news
<14> i just got here....hugs girl:)
<4> dammit.. im gonna stop reading this now and start reading about the American Revolution.. yay..
<1> but, it's true, though
<14> i called Tracey a little while ago...no one home...left a message
<1> no one really pays any attention to that features on microsoft windows option
<13> ok
<1> that says "don't send personal info to microsoft on repair"
<1> the fixer came and just snatched all the personal infos to Microsoft Headquarter in Washington
<1> lol
<1> where it's stored in the database
<1> server
<2> thats dwarf cunning for you
<1> drmolotov, we know who you are
<1> so if you could, please, just stop playing game and help me advocate that fixer idea
<15> hi all
<1> I'll really appreciate it
<2> arghhh!, the little people, there in my head!
<3> hpm, i lost you somewhere on the way, can you repeat your reasoning please
<1> okay, molotov used to be sane, now he's shouting "little people in me head"
<15> hey... people
<1> do we honestly care if there are little people in molotov's head ?
<1> no, of course not
<4> i do
<1> I mean, we are the one who put it there in the first place...


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