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<0> compile is reading one line at a time
<0> and requiring the use of memory
<1> strange, maybe you should yell harder
<0> keeping track where they branch
<2> ed209 goes programming, you now have 15 seconds to compile!
<2> omg, i'm starting to utter hpm crap
<0> omg
<0> stop uttering my crap
<2> stop infecting me
<3> ive tried that.. there some to be some mathimatical function between the volume of my voice and the level of annoyment
<4> any girl wana chat
<5> thats interpreting, compiling is making the program into one file that can be read at once (kind of ish)
<0> there's a wave function for your voice and for mine
<1> maybe it's a sine function ?
<0> we each have our own unique voice waveform
<3> i think it's int peopleAnnoyment = myYell + 100
<0> the voice recognition software is able to distinguish the difference
<1> yes but the waveform does not actually exist
<0> not for you
<0> you're too slow to comprehend waveform
<0> a fast computer, maybe
<1> hahahhah
<1> wow, indeed, i was slow to laugh
<2> i love my new pentium D 930, i've never seen windows crash so quickly
<3> hahahaha
<6> lol
<6> and in tru-color
<0> why would windows crash in the first place ?
<2> that is a fokke and sukke joke btw
<0> why would it ?
<0> is it because the programmer of windows doesn't know how to program ?
<6> i love playing multiplayer-notepad :)
<0> how come I cannot crash an xbox ?
<5> no its so we have to buy the next version
<0> what is wrong with my computer ?
<1> maybe it has become conscious and starts to doubt its existence..
<3> Multiplayer-notepad with RTF
<0> why is my xbox , computer - like, non-crashable ?
<3> because XboX is flawless..
<0> is that mean, games programmer rules over windows programmer , in general ?
<0> or is it because they have a better team debugger ?
<0> or is it because they have a better team programming debugger ?
<0> what if before you compiled a program, the compiler already knows you're going to make a mistake ?
<1> seriously, maybe they got to choose the hardware that doesnt crash
<0> it knows what programs you're going to compile ?
<3> my know it...
<3> it doesn't even have to read the code..
<0> what if a compiler is like the know it all program
<3> it knows i missed a ";" at line 172 and one at "320"
<0> but, why is a compiler not a common knowledge ?
<0> why, only a handful of people knew about a compiler language ?
<3> and that there is no such thing as <iostrem>
<0> why ?
<0> there is no such thing as <iostream> because it could be interpreted as a chinese character
<0> and it does the same job
<5> no-one uses a compiler except a programmer, compiler is not a language, its the process of making the language into an executable form
<2> cant we discuss topics i'm familiar with? drugs, prostitution, stuff like that
<0> there are thousands of characters
<0> how does a compiler knows
<0> how to convert a language into an executable form ?
<3> read about ADA
<1> yeah this is a beginner channel
<3> that's where the first compiler started..
<0> I don't want to read about ADA
<3> according to my math book
<0> I want you to explain it to me
<3> wait, ill get my math book
<0> I know everything about ADA
<5> ADA's a pretty kinky chick!
<0> lol
<1> ./whois ADA
<0> ADA is pretty kinky until her death !
<1> alas, a bot
<3> "Grace Hopper was, during the second world war, a math-chick in the navy"
<5> nice! shorty04
<0> see
<0> match chick
<0> math chick
<0> during WWII
<1> ehe
<0> no wonder
<0> these things are all WWII items
<0> items of the devil
<0> you're distributing items of the devil to m*** public
<3> "during 1944-46, she helpt develop a series of computers (MARK I-III)
<3> "
<7> zup?
<0> who cares what Ada developed
<0> is she still alive ?
<3> Teh first computers were slow and very complicated to use... and took alot of time to program
<0> is Ada still alive ?
<3> because they only understood binary
<0> I know everything there is to know about binary
<3> basically she said "why not make a language and let the computer translate it to machine code"
<0> but, that's not important
<0> what important is, is Ada still alive ?
<2> what a bright idea
<3> and from that some dude developed COBOL
<0> really ?
<3> and we all know that story..
<0> Ada said that ?
<1> ew, Cobol
<0> no way
<3> that's exactly what she said.. but with more cursing
<0> how come stupid people like you don't come up with programming language like COBOL ?
<3> and dancing.. jigg most of all
<0> you mean like what I've just typed ?
<0> yes, that is pretty bright
<0> so okay then
<0> remove Ada
<0> and remove what she said
<3> well both ADA and COBOL are dead now..
<0> why not make a language and let the computer translate it to machine code
<0> remove that statement from history
<0> what do we have now ?
<3> but without that c (c++) and JAVA wouldn't have been developed..
<0> hey, you're not answering me question ...
<1> perhaps then.. ADA would have been called HPM
<0> question
<0> language
<1> and all of this would have started in 2006
<0> need answering
<1> instead of 1981
<3> think about that when you write for(int i = 0; i <= 20; i++) cout<<i <<endl;
<1> think about that
<0> nah
<0> it's different now
<2> bload"cas:",r
<0> it's not for
<3> you would have someone stand next to you saying, 1,2,3,4,5,6,7....20
<0> repeat i=0 until i=200 with an increment of 1
<1> and some dwarf writing it down really fast
<0> more human language
<3> hahaha
<3> also known as Visual Basic
<0> wait, this is a highly cl***ified information
<3> damn Microsoft
<5> that would be worth watching, we could employ 7 dwarves and have recursion
<0> i won't let some dwarf writing it down and sell it to microsoft again ...
<0> I won't let that happen
<3> how are you gonna stop a dwarf??
<1> maybe some p2p protocol would eventually develop between the dwarfs
<3> it's impossible
<0> yes, it's true
<1> who got the warez??? "i dont"
<3> hahaha
<0> it's impossible to stop a dwarf
<0> dwarfs are like sneaky little people
<3> unless you hire an army of dwarfs..
<0> and i'm too big to catch them
<2> high walls stop dwarfs pretty well
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